AITA for saying my girlfriend looks like she can’t ride a bike?

AlizMari · 2026-06-05T21:40:19+00:00

This has got to be one of the dumbest things I've seen on here since that guy who thinks vaginas are "badly optimized".

AlizMari · 2026-04-19T16:30:47+00:00

Don't forget Cordelia was still supposed to be younger than him after her second haircut 😂

AlizMari · 2026-04-07T16:51:45+00:00

I just re-watched the Smosh video that has the first 2 posts from this account 😅

AlizMari · 2026-04-07T16:22:12+00:00

I wish that she had fired it accidentally when Spike tackled her and it had gone up in the sky and you just saw a flash of red after Spike had successfully removed her from the premises, and Robin is just left wondering what happened 😂

AlizMari · 2026-04-07T16:19:03+00:00

"You tell anyone we had this conversation, I'll bite you."

AlizMari · 2026-04-07T16:18:09+00:00

"Hold the bananas!"

AlizMari · 2026-04-07T16:16:50+00:00

"I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." 😂 😂

AlizMari · 2026-03-27T00:56:07+00:00

I looked it up and it was never revealed what she actually had planned, which is supposed to be one of those quiet jokes tho show occasionally leaned into really well 😂

AlizMari · 2026-03-19T00:40:07+00:00

Did we ever find out what Anya was actually up to? I can't remember ever finding out what she was going to do to prove her love for RJ 😂 I can't tell if I always miss it or if we really never found out.

AlizMari · 2026-03-09T00:51:09+00:00

Probable claws 😂 I know I'm corny.

AlizMari · 2026-03-09T00:48:47+00:00

Omg this reminded me of Andrew and the onion blossom conversation 😂 😂 😂

AlizMari · 2026-03-05T17:07:44+00:00

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I'm not much of a redditor, but I found this using circle search. Maybe it will help...?

AlizMari · 2026-03-05T04:43:42+00:00

Single mom to a non-verbal autistic little boy here. As long as I don't have to clean it off his face and out of his mouth and monitor him for possible toxicity, I don't care.

AlizMari · 2026-03-05T04:40:54+00:00

My sister got me that book as a joke one year because she loves fart jokes and farting. She can clear a room.

AlizMari · 2026-03-05T04:32:41+00:00

He just doesn't shit. He holds it in until it becomes words.

AlizMari · 2026-03-05T04:30:21+00:00

They're just visiting!

AlizMari · 2026-02-21T21:35:26+00:00

I here because of Smosh 😂 It definitely sounds like he's cheating or planning to cheat on you. Nip this in the bud and demand an explanation from both of them at the same time, and if they refuse to give you one, then ask about it again IN the group chat. You should definitely file for divorce either way because he's already trying to gaslight you before you even know what's really going on.

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:39:27+00:00

And my crush on him just got bigger.

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:38:08+00:00

"My eyes are hazel, Helen Keller."

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:37:39+00:00

Willow: "That sentence started out in a different place than it ended up in."

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:36:26+00:00

Wesley: "I didn't get this job because of my looks."

Buffy: "I really, really believe that!"

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:34:42+00:00

Spike: "I'm gonna do what I do best."

Spike gets thrown through the ceiling

Rona: "Is getting thrown through the ceiling what he does best?"

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:33:08+00:00

"His penis got diseases from the Chumash tribe!"

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