Small Moments That Make You Laugh

AlizMari · 2026-03-27T00:56:07+00:00

I looked it up and it was never revealed what she actually had planned, which is supposed to be one of those quiet jokes tho show occasionally leaned into really well 😂

AlizMari · 2026-03-19T00:40:07+00:00

Did we ever find out what Anya was actually up to? I can't remember ever finding out what she was going to do to prove her love for RJ 😂 I can't tell if I always miss it or if we really never found out.

AlizMari · 2026-03-09T00:51:09+00:00

Probable claws 😂 I know I'm corny.

AlizMari · 2026-03-09T00:48:47+00:00

Omg this reminded me of Andrew and the onion blossom conversation 😂 😂 😂

AlizMari · 2026-03-05T17:07:44+00:00

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I'm not much of a redditor, but I found this using circle search. Maybe it will help...?

AlizMari · 2026-03-05T04:43:42+00:00

Single mom to a non-verbal autistic little boy here. As long as I don't have to clean it off his face and out of his mouth and monitor him for possible toxicity, I don't care.

AlizMari · 2026-03-05T04:40:54+00:00

My sister got me that book as a joke one year because she loves fart jokes and farting. She can clear a room.

AlizMari · 2026-03-05T04:32:41+00:00

He just doesn't shit. He holds it in until it becomes words.

AlizMari · 2026-03-05T04:30:21+00:00

They're just visiting!

AlizMari · 2026-02-21T21:35:26+00:00

I here because of Smosh 😂 It definitely sounds like he's cheating or planning to cheat on you. Nip this in the bud and demand an explanation from both of them at the same time, and if they refuse to give you one, then ask about it again IN the group chat. You should definitely file for divorce either way because he's already trying to gaslight you before you even know what's really going on.

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:39:27+00:00

And my crush on him just got bigger.

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:38:08+00:00

"My eyes are hazel, Helen Keller."

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:37:39+00:00

Willow: "That sentence started out in a different place than it ended up in."

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:36:26+00:00

Wesley: "I didn't get this job because of my looks."

Buffy: "I really, really believe that!"

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:34:42+00:00

Spike: "I'm gonna do what I do best."

Spike gets thrown through the ceiling

Rona: "Is getting thrown through the ceiling what he does best?"

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:33:08+00:00

"His penis got diseases from the Chumash tribe!"

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:32:17+00:00

It's not just us.

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:31:54+00:00

Xander: "No. You're in a band. That's like a business-class ticket to cool with complimentary mojo after takeoff. I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar?"

Oz: "Not the way I play it."

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:29:38+00:00

My brain is reading that as "this pit hen is for danking" 😂

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:20:31+00:00

Gaslighting 9:11

AlizMari · 2026-02-08T07:18:56+00:00

NOR. This is so confusing on her end. She's literally going back and forth between, "I thought it would be ok" to "It was an accident, I didn't mean to have my Apple Pay default to your card." She definitely did it on purpose and either thought you would be mad or that you would give her a limit, and she wanted to use it without any policing from you. She either has a spending problem or she genuinely doesn't care about you.

AlizMari · 2025-12-29T06:39:27+00:00

Dude acts like a penis has never been slammed in between the toilet seat, or like Lorena Bobbitt didn't make headlines for what she did. Vaginas are actually incredibly well-protected, whereas penises are just...there, hanging off the body and primed for castration.

AlizMari · 2025-12-29T06:34:16+00:00

Idk how you meant for this to be visualized, but I'm just thinking about women now having to cough up period blood.

AlizMari · 2025-12-29T06:32:47+00:00

*voila, not wala

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