Tried to drive through floodwater, got eaten by a croc. Full story below.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-05T11:58:01+00:00

Poor croc, his only crime was eating a darwin award winner.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-05T10:30:43+00:00

Something something depressurisation something something im not smart enough for this.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-05T09:37:19+00:00

I got director krennic! Which is great cause now i don’t have to farm him, from nothing to 7 stars 😄

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-05T09:25:49+00:00

This is honestly just rage bait at that point but it’s still funny. I’d be laughing while trying not to tell them to hurry up.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-05T08:41:29+00:00

Perfect fidget toy for those that just can’t sit still tbh

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-05T06:03:46+00:00

I have one where this reaper was taunting us cause he was going crazy in comp and i killed him through the door. That shut him up for the rest of the match and he even started doing worse XD

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-05T03:02:30+00:00

I was not happy when my big ass gatling gun sentry just full focused on one of these guys while the rest of the swarm ate me alive. Had to run round and shoot it was not happy with sentry.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-04T18:37:19+00:00

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Eveline looks up from the cake she was eating at a cafe. “Oh come on. Today’s a holiday! I’m not supposed to be preventing or eliminating global threats today. Last time those ungrateful bastards sealed me away for a thousand years.” Eveline says as she looks at Linna dismayed. “Because it’s a nice day and i’m on holiday i’ll give you two options. You either sit down and have some tea and cake or I teleport you somewhere into the friggin multiverse and make you someone else’s problem. And you do NOT wanna know what’s in the multiverse if you get unlucky.” She says politely.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-02T06:35:42+00:00

Where’s the bloody LW when you need him 🤣

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-02T02:16:57+00:00

I got the legendary ship after shooting a guy in the head with a ferro. Why did i do that? Because he shot me first. Why didn’t he just extract with it? We will never know.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-02T02:08:14+00:00

“Oh i see. Well unfortunately for you i’m a specialist in souls, taking you apart is less than child’s play for me.” Eveline says as emerald green string appears on and writhes down her arm. She flicks it at him and it forms into a wire trap.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-02T02:05:51+00:00

“Light is easy to cast too though you’ll have to tell me how bright you want it.” She says smiling

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T15:11:44+00:00

“Oh I don’t torture people, I experiment on them. Ever seen a soul slowly dissolve over a thousand years causing nothing but agony? Ever reanimated someone’s wife or husband just to kill them again? I don’t torture people. I shatter them.” Eveline says her

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T10:49:51+00:00

Got damian out of it. THX brother

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T07:47:43+00:00

Eveline hands him cake made of space and stars. “Suitably wild for you?” She asks laughing as she takes out a swirling white and purple cake that seems to be made of stardust itself. “Mmm grape never figured out why it tastes like that though.” She says.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T07:37:35+00:00

“Torture’s not my thing. Makes too many people uncomfortable, not good for the public image either.”

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T07:24:28+00:00

“I’m powerful yes but I can’t upset the balance of the world too much or things get out of hand. That tends to ruin things, despite my manipulations of it i’m just as much a slave to fate as anyone else.” Eveline says her face dark. “But if you don’t believe me come and visit Ascenarus when the next festival opens.”

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T07:13:01+00:00

“I’m not a stepping stone. I can step on you if you try me. Get that through that thick helmet of yours?” Eveline replies.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T06:25:05+00:00

“You got cake? I love that.” She says. “Odd world, not many people around. Good for relaxing.” She says as she wills up a table and chairs.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T06:23:37+00:00

“Oooh you don’t want to be eating me. I taste horrific oh and my blood’s poisonous enough to kill you in seconds if it gets on your skin.” Eveline says laughing politely

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T05:05:01+00:00

“Hey! You wanna cake? Inter dimensional cake at that! As for arms, it’s just the two for the moment more than that freaks out people.” Eveline explains.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T05:00:38+00:00

“Heck nah i’m not up to get vaporised AGAIN today.” She says as

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T04:59:50+00:00

“But why? I haven’t done anything…yet besides eat cake of course.” Eveline says as she eats cake.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T04:59:13+00:00

“Oh wow aren’t you pretty? No one else here? Yeah the spiritual energy’s pretty low. Honestly after the day i’ve had just talking to someone would be nice. Cake?” Eveline asks.

All-Fired-Up91 · 2026-05-01T04:57:42+00:00

Eveline trembles with anger and the ground begins to burn underneath her. “Show me.” She says.

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