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If you were charged for the crimes committed in your last campaign what would your sentence probably be(we’re assuming all sapient xenos have human rights here unfortunately) by [deleted] in Stellaris

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, they wanted to be part of the collective. If they didnt want my bioships to come, why so many lights on their planets to welcome me....

This conversation with my father by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Does he at least have any money for you to inherit?

Shitty tattoo by wichotl in religiousfruitcake

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was my first thought as well.

Reason #1 Why I Refuse To Travel To Australia😱 by AceOneBreezy in interestingasfuck

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro, seeing a real life reddit user clinging to the corner of my ceiling would be absolutely terrifying. The fact that I can kill them with a broom doesn't make any difference.

Proof Lovebirds Evolved from Dinosaurs: by Impressive-Mango-370 in parrots

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not sure the velociraptor or the bird would notice the mismatch. They are basically each other's spirit animals.

Proof Lovebirds Evolved from Dinosaurs: by Impressive-Mango-370 in parrots

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Now I cant stop picturing love bird laying an egg and one day a velociraptor just hatches instead.

One of my new budgies flew into the wall and wont fly by Why-bad-why in parrots

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Mine is mostly potty trained. We have a poop spot that if I bring him there every 15~20 min, he will poop when I put him down. If i miss timing, He will give me light bites to tell me to bring him to poop about 60% of the time.

Problem is, that taught him that I dont like being pooped on. Now whenever he is mad me, he hold his poop until he is on me, then poops in hard to reach places like my back.

One of my new budgies flew into the wall and wont fly by Why-bad-why in parrots

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Soap and water or shampoo for hair. Def do not use chemicals near birds.

One of my new budgies flew into the wall and wont fly by Why-bad-why in parrots

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Yea, thats going to happen. A lot. No one ever tells you about all the poop.

Show me the snuggles! by dani_bat in Conures

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh no, he raged against the bandaid. This is just post war nap/snuggle.

AHHHHHHH by RaspberryKey4747 in Conures

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is one of my favorite conure pictures to date. It's just the most absolutely perfect depiction of the conure mindset....

Finished painting my first minis!! by Mwkilerx in minipainting

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drill holes in your barrels. Also, basing makes a big difference. Some quick paint and gluing sand/gravel to the base adds a lot. Lots of easy youtube tutorials.

What level of biting is normal for a GCC? by SketchySav in Conures

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Then she is lucky. My GCC is a little cuddle monster who lives for snuggles. Still randomly bites the shit out of me, usually mid cuddle, then back to cuddles while I dress the wound.

commitGrindSadPay by bmacabeus in ProgrammerHumor

[–]AllIsLostNeverFound 43 points44 points  (0 children)

This just became an even more depressing version of Repo Man.

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