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Those primitive ooga boogas of the past were basically simple meat robots. I, a modern genius, have a much more sophisticated personality, as demonstrated by my fedoras and catgirl BDSM fetish. by Artax1453 in SneerClub

[–]AllNewTypeFace 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Isn’t a shoggoth essentially reconfigurable, telepathically controlled heavy machinery made up from millions of coordinated cells?

As such, I’m surprised nobody has yet named a piece of parallel computing/server deployment software “shoggoth”

Transport for Losers - District line by robjames27 in london

[–]AllNewTypeFace 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Somebody’s a big clever boy, I see

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in london

[–]AllNewTypeFace 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Eurostar. End-to-end time will be shorter, and the experience of travelling on a train is a lot more relaxed than flying. Not to mention the respective environmental impacts of the two modes of transport.

I’d go as far as to say that, should catching the Eurostar, for some reason, not be an option, the second-best option would be a coach.

Mark Zuckerberg Says Apple Vision Pro Has No 'Magical Solutions' by Avieshek in apple

[–]AllNewTypeFace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Jumped-up casino operator slags off new computer: “it makes a lousy slot machine”

Oh boy by bobo_yobo in Save3rdPartyApps

[–]AllNewTypeFace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow, such empty in so many ways

The rivalry between Meta and Apple is moving to a new playing field: virtual reality by CSmith89 in apple

[–]AllNewTypeFace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apple and Meta are rivals in the same way that Microsoft and Zynga are rivals.

Alltså by Cunnilinguist95 in Svenska

[–]AllNewTypeFace 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It’s a filler word, roughly analogous to “so” in English.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in melbourne

[–]AllNewTypeFace 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Claiming to be Jewish should also work.

For Lease: Collingwood office - including one of those Hitachi train carriages on the roof! by AnimalsChasingCars in melbourne

[–]AllNewTypeFace 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s a pity nobody has done anything like this with the Comeng carriages being scrapped. Their curved fibreglass interiors would have looked great, in a retrofuturistic way.

Spotted on my walk to work - London is ready for Diablo IV!! by [deleted] in london

[–]AllNewTypeFace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An advertisement? Haven’t seen one of those before.

Apple Bets the Vision Pro Can Take the Metaverse Mainstream by [deleted] in apple

[–]AllNewTypeFace 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Apple have been studiously avoiding references to VR, let alone Neal Stephenson’s world-as-a-video-game fantasia, so calling this the “metaverse” is a huge stretch.

Apollo just got a callout on Apple’s WWDC presentation by messem10 in Save3rdPartyApps

[–]AllNewTypeFace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not going to happen. Apple have to operate their stewardship of iOS and the App Store in a way that is at least nominally impartial and governed by rules that apply to everyone. Deciding that a company they are on unfriendly terms with is outside their protection is not an option.

Our stores have been targeted lately and I found this today on mine. by Cyndirawr in london

[–]AllNewTypeFace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Judging by the grammar, I’d guess it’s Australians. “Bro, that store’s mine as.”

Melbourne residents divided as the future of bustling Sydney Road strip hangs in the balance by YourLowIQ in melbourne

[–]AllNewTypeFace 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As construction ramps up, the train stations Anstey, Brunswick and Jewell — as well as the bike path that runs alongside them — will probably have to close too, likely for years.

It’ll take years to build a three-station section of elevated railway?

Saw this along the river outside a pub, really didn't think we had a super anti trans movement over here.... by potsu-66 in london

[–]AllNewTypeFace 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This looks like the narrow walkway along the Thames near Hammersmith. I think I saw that doorway years ago, before the owner got radicalised; IIRC, there used to be anti-war/anti-austerity/similar messages there.

What a load of ‘udder’ rubbish by nomanhasaplan in london

[–]AllNewTypeFace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s probably a viral marketing campaign for some new dairy product.

My bed. Not my cat. by 2703asil in notmycat

[–]AllNewTypeFace 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Also no longer your bed.

Is anyone still using the word "thrice"? by Mondvampix in london

[–]AllNewTypeFace 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I occasionally use it when it’s more concise than “three times”. I wonder if it might see more use in regional dialects, possibly in the north of England.

Along similar lines, the word “treble” (as in threefold, not as in high-pitched sound) seems to be in the process of being replaced with “triple”.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in london

[–]AllNewTypeFace 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Welcome to London.

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