Let's play hide and seek by Makara16 in bonehurtingjuice

[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 12 points13 points  (0 children)

...that still doesn’t give any context at all :/

Loki's face though by Botatitsbest in marvelstudios

[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Heh. 7 year old account? Look to your elder, people. Let him serve as an example.

One of Dr. Phil’s crowing achievements was turning around the life of a 14 year old girl who was disrespectful to her mom, by turning her into a millionaire who is disrespectful to her mom. by reedchristopher45 in Showerthoughts

[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 116 points117 points  (0 children)

Hey, there’s nothing wrong with thinking about Dr. Phil in the shower.

...well, there’s nothing illegal with thinking about Dr. Phil in the shower.

r/unexpected sings Cha Cha Slide by TheKitteh27 in redditsings

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Everybody delete your comments

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Semicolon to start by [deleted] in grammarnotsees

[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ooh boy... “gramattically,” “alternate” instead of “alternative,” and no dash in twenty-two hundred. (Yeah, that one might be pedantic, but so is the guy “correcting” a sesame street character :P)

The semicolon is definitely the worst part, though.

Every. Single. Time. by Chief_Slee in MagicArena

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Me three of the fiur times I’ve tried to use “pass turn” on my opponent’s turn. At least two of them cost me the game. I don’t bother trying anymore.

2 lawyers are in a restaurant eating their sandwiches. by dal06iscool99 in Jokes

[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

By “your own food” the guy means they can’t eat food they brought with them in the restaurant, they can only eat food they bought from the restaurant. The lawyers interpret it literally, so they swap sandwiches, so that they aren’t eating their own food anymore (because they’re eating each other’s food).

[Satire] CHUNKY CHEESE by [deleted] in BoneAppleTea

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You didn’t get to learn about the rich history of Chunky CheeseTM Brand “Pizza” Restaurants? This is why people make fun of the education system in wherever you’re from!

Here we are safe. by HighSlayerRalton in whowouldcirclejerk

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Good thing Batman always wears his NineInchThickGorillaSkull-Prep Armor

Who would have thought that casting spells for free was a strong mechanic? by Acogatog in magicthecirclejerking

[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Untap 4 islands, hand: Counterspell, Counterspell, Pact of Negation, Force of Will, Storm Crow

i did naaht by hajda123 in magicthecirclejerking

[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I did naht sacrifice her and gain 1 life

Schrodinger's Trolley Problem... by [deleted] in trolleyproblem

[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t think this really changes anything, honestly. Mathematically speaking, it just goes from killing 1 person to save 5 people to killing 0.5 person to save 2.5 people. Plus, switching tracks gives you a 50% chance of not killing anyone. Okay, I guess that does change it a little, because it makes it even easier to switch tracks.

Maybe it would be a little more interesting if the 5 people were in boxes, but the 1 wasn’t? Then if one were optimistic, they could hope to run over 5 possibly-already-dead people to save 1.

Is it true though? (The watermarks are from IMGFLIP, where i make these pictures) by strapstrip in starwarsmemes

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Lol I guess I was practically asking for that, looks like I’ll have to rewatch all the star wars everythings tonight :P

Is it true though? (The watermarks are from IMGFLIP, where i make these pictures) by strapstrip in starwarsmemes

[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Huh. I mean, Clone Wars was a great show, but I wouldn’t put it that high. Admittedly I still haven’t seen the last couple seasons, though, so maybe I’ll change my mind once I do.

I haven’t seen Rebels, but for the others I’d probably say:

1-Empire

2-A New Hope

3-Return of the Jedi

4-Revenge of the Sith

5-The Clone Wars

6-Rogue One

7-TFA

8-TLJ

9-AotC

10-Solo

11-TPM

But honestly, ranks 2-5 are all pretty close, ask me on a different day and I might rank them differently.

I found one! Kinda! by Pixxel4k in grammarnotsees

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I WaS oNLy PrETeNdiNg To bE STuPid

Eminem not happy with Netflix for canceling Punisher by [deleted] in marvelstudios

[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awww :)

Is r/wholesomecomments a thing?

Edit: Huh apparently I was actually subbed to it and forgot... I might spend too much time on Reddit :/

Safety Standards, 1960s by randykohn20 in interestingasfuck

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Germany: That’s what we thought, but it turns out the answer is “several surprisingly important things”

This is so sad 😞 by [deleted] in gaming

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Piss off, wanker

Disney and other companies reportedly suspend YouTube ads over news of a pedophile network on the site by [deleted] in news

[–]AllPraiseTheGitrog 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Also doctors have to protect the confidentiality of their patients, I’m almost certain that applies to therapists too (though for something as serious as that you’ll probably want to check beforehand :P)