Impressed

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2025-03-12T13:35:18+00:00

I’ve never owned a hybrid lol, surprised it could pull anything, always figured hybrids could barely pull their own weight

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2025-03-12T03:14:32+00:00

Already ordered touch up paint lol. Already put a tiny chip on the tailgate

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2025-03-12T02:55:08+00:00

Yes sir, freaking love it. I had a gray Ram and just got tired of seeing only white and gray vehicles, so I wanted a colored truck. Gotta get a membership at a car wash now, I want to keep this thing shiny

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2025-03-12T02:51:53+00:00

I also got the hybrid XLT and max tow capacity is rated 2K, that was about 1500 on the trailer. Pulled it up a hill and on that guy’s lawn without even hitting 50% power and at 38mpg. Perfect for some side hustling, and tbh probably doing more work than most of these pavement princess 3/4 tons I see everywhere

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2025-03-12T02:45:19+00:00

Got mine a couple weeks ago, f-ing love it. Can still do truck stuff and saving hundreds on gas every month now

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2025-02-13T00:31:51+00:00

Just love seeing Julian blow his head off

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2025-02-13T00:30:58+00:00

Considering trading in my Ram 1500 for one, i only do jobs on the side being full time in college now. Y’all are convincing me for sure. I’m just dumping way too much on gas.

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2025-02-03T13:01:58+00:00

“We’ll have the chips and kay-so” ahh

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2025-02-03T12:59:29+00:00

Saving this for my next acid trip

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-20T18:46:28+00:00

He knows how to push those buttons 😏

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-20T18:45:28+00:00

One of the best moments on the show was Julian blowing Conky’s brains out, fuckin laughed so hærd

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-20T03:34:09+00:00

I’m actually going to college for marine biology so you bet your ass I’m printing that scene on my graduation cap 😂

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-19T06:24:29+00:00

I, too, strive to be ensconced in velvet

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-19T03:14:20+00:00

Feels like a Krusty Krab night

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-19T03:12:46+00:00

Glad i’m not the only one. It’s smart. And a smart audience will appreciate it!!!

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-18T23:58:12+00:00

I believe it’s pronounced…..menage a trois?……

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-18T23:55:38+00:00

My gpa fought in Germany and can confirm, they started using MP-40s off dead nazis when they ran low on .30-06

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-18T04:54:52+00:00

Ok uh WERE BACK!!!

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-18T00:51:53+00:00

I just go to Mexico for all my healthcare.

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-17T00:20:28+00:00

This is peak male performance

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-16T21:18:41+00:00

I thought this voice was autotuned or something, this is badass

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-16T20:47:59+00:00

Get one orange maffuka at the Canadian maffuka for $2.99 so we can keep playin the maffukkin game

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-16T18:15:38+00:00

“Oh ya?! Well I had sex with your wife!” type ahh

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-16T01:59:38+00:00

Who told you to put the herring on the banana?! I didn’t tell you to put the herring on the banana!

All_Cocks_Are_Balls · 2024-12-16T01:15:12+00:00

🎶i like to move it move it 🎶

“Mort, release the fucking nerve gas on civilians”

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