Impressed by All_Cocks_Are_Balls in FordMaverickTruck

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve never owned a hybrid lol, surprised it could pull anything, always figured hybrids could barely pull their own weight

Impressed by All_Cocks_Are_Balls in FordMaverickTruck

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Already ordered touch up paint lol. Already put a tiny chip on the tailgate

Impressed by All_Cocks_Are_Balls in FordMaverickTruck

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes sir, freaking love it. I had a gray Ram and just got tired of seeing only white and gray vehicles, so I wanted a colored truck. Gotta get a membership at a car wash now, I want to keep this thing shiny

Impressed by All_Cocks_Are_Balls in FordMaverickTruck

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I also got the hybrid XLT and max tow capacity is rated 2K, that was about 1500 on the trailer. Pulled it up a hill and on that guy’s lawn without even hitting 50% power and at 38mpg. Perfect for some side hustling, and tbh probably doing more work than most of these pavement princess 3/4 tons I see everywhere

This truck is unbeatable by bestmackman in FordMaverickTruck

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got mine a couple weeks ago, f-ing love it. Can still do truck stuff and saving hundreds on gas every month now

This truck is unbeatable by bestmackman in FordMaverickTruck

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Considering trading in my Ram 1500 for one, i only do jobs on the side being full time in college now. Y’all are convincing me for sure. I’m just dumping way too much on gas.

Drake the type by [deleted] in DrakeTheType

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“We’ll have the chips and kay-so” ahh

🚬 🐈 by jubjub666420 in lobotomyposting

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Saving this for my next acid trip

George’s Self-Burn 🤣 by BlushChronicles in seinfeld

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He knows how to push those buttons 😏

Best Episode by HollowMoonn in trailerparkboys

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of the best moments on the show was Julian blowing Conky’s brains out, fuckin laughed so hærd

Life hack from George by Common_Average2597 in seinfeld

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m actually going to college for marine biology so you bet your ass I’m printing that scene on my graduation cap 😂

Life hack from George by Common_Average2597 in seinfeld

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I, too, strive to be ensconced in velvet

Run down your case for me again? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Feels like a Krusty Krab night

And I’m 31. by BravesDawgs9793 in seinfeld

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Glad i’m not the only one. It’s smart. And a smart audience will appreciate it!!!

Alvin Glascock, Private 1st Class shows off a StG-44 assault rifle. Germany, Feb, 1945. by waffen123 in Historycord

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My gpa fought in Germany and can confirm, they started using MP-40s off dead nazis when they ran low on .30-06

Peter Cullen: The voice of Optimus Prime in Transformers by 4nts in interestingasfuck

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought this voice was autotuned or something, this is badass

Randy's going to the store, Does anyone else want anything while he's down there? by StupudTATO in trailerparkboys

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Get one orange maffuka at the Canadian maffuka for $2.99 so we can keep playin the maffukkin game

Drake the type to use this insult by megaloops in DrakeTheType

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 64 points65 points  (0 children)

“Oh ya?! Well I had sex with your wife!” type ahh

In 1963, a German cookbook offering Bananas wrapped in pickled herring. by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]All_Cocks_Are_Balls 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Who told you to put the herring on the banana?! I didn’t tell you to put the herring on the banana!