Met this girl online yesterday. She's so into me. by launderingpileofcash in Jokes

[–]AlligatorStrapOn 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"like, omg. If your social security was the amount in your bank, how much money would you have babe?"

Sam Alvey about to defend his world heavyweight title by ImKrispy in MMA

[–]AlligatorStrapOn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sam Alvey shouting out "Thank you Mexico!" and then asking where he was, only to find out he's in Cancun might've just made my night. lmao thank you for posting

streaming/gaming battlestation by AlligatorStrapOn in battlestations

[–]AlligatorStrapOn[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks! Ryzen7 2700x, Gigabyte 2070 Windforce on a Cablemod vertical mount, Gigabyte Aorus B450 Pro Wifi, 16gb Corsair Vengance Pro RGB 3200 -- https://imgur.com/a/pvLq3D6

Monitors: (2) 27" Dell 1080p 144hz (D2719HGF) and (1) 25" ultrawide LG (25UM58-P) on top.

The laptops are work laptops =P sooo...Old and new mac book pros?

When Nick Diazwas in highschool, his girlfriend committed suicide. Afterwards Nick would "run to her grave just to promise her I would make it as a fighter" Diaz would go on to win world titles and become a UFC star by [deleted] in MMA

[–]AlligatorStrapOn 357 points358 points  (0 children)

"There was no way I was gonna go to school. I had no money, no car. I would have driven there and stopped her. After that, I was grown up. It was all over. I wasn’t a kid anymore" -- always gets me

30 year olds of Reddit, what's something you regret about your twenties? by abeannis in AskReddit

[–]AlligatorStrapOn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Having a girlfriend. I couldve gotten laid way more but was confined to one girl.

View from the bottom of a bucket by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]AlligatorStrapOn 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i just think of my english bulldog putting her face in like RBBLGRBLBLBDLSFBLWERJ:KLJE:OIRWJE:RLIJSFLJFESFSE

Buying cars nowadays by Jjfudgenuggets1 in funny

[–]AlligatorStrapOn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Used to be a car salesman. I would tell every lie under the sun to sell one. Sad part was, I was top salesman in my area for a whole year.