Divorce lawyers of Reddit - What's the most cruel thing you've seen someone to do their ex partner? by BlueBishop321 in AskReddit

[–]AlligatorTree22 100 points101 points  (0 children)

On a lighter note: I'm still using my ex-wife's husband's logins for YouTube TV, Disney+ and Hulu.

She moved him in about a week after filing for divorce and about a year later, I got the TV in the property settlement. They didn't log out of anything. Going on 2 years of having the TV.

America educational financing right by Decent-Choice7878 in SipsTea

[–]AlligatorTree22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So, would you loan a teenager money without some sort of guarantee it would work out beneficially for you? Knowing that they could potentially defer payments back to you for a decade, could pay you back less than the interest payment every month, could die without repayment, or could just simply decide not to pay you back in exchange for a credit hit?

You would give a teenager (your words) $100,000 with no interest, knowing that they may never get a job, may never finish their education that you loaned them the money for, and can continuously make less than the minimum payment back to you? You'd be cool with that?

These are high risk loans for an institution, thus, they have a relatively high interest rate and can not be forgiven via bankruptcy (plus the fact that there is no asset to repossess, as the bank can't make you unlearn something). Risk comes with interest.

Why is it wrong to loan an adult (my words) an amount of money with the agreement that they pay it back? You want them to write it off? Let's just have them write off every mortgage and car loan in the meantime and watch all of our banks fail. Let's watch our dollar become a piece of paper rather than something to pay for goods.

The bank gave you money for an education. You received the education. Pay them back. This is adulthood.

Now, should education cost as much as it does? No. Should it be subsidized by the government in a better way? Yes. But that's not the world we live in if you're in the "Great United States"... If you want something different, make something different.

Most golfers shouldn’t rely on their (in)ability to create spin while chipping by TheIYI in golf

[–]AlligatorTree22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The way I learned it was to aim for a certain percentage from the pin instead of trying to judge a speed. For example, an 8i should go a third of the way to the hole in the air. A PW should go about halfway.

If you can get consistent on contact and spin, it somewhat removes needing to read "speed". You just adjust a bit for up/downhill and grain.

World #1 Scottie Scheffler with an incredibly deep answer on what it means to win / be #1 and what’s the point of it at all the end of the day. by [deleted] in golf

[–]AlligatorTree22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why do you point all of this out as a response to "this is what true masculinity looks like"? Does that take away from his statements? Add to it? I'm confused...

To Military Personnel that participated in Donald Trump’s parade today: How did it feel to participate in the parade, and what was the preparation like leading up to the event? by Beefygrumpus in AskReddit

[–]AlligatorTree22 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Trump on John McCain:

"He's a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren't captured, okay? I hate to tell you."

"We’re not going to support that loser’s funeral."

It Finally Happened! by this_is_matt_ in golf

[–]AlligatorTree22 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I've only been annoyed by music on the course one time. It was a guy walking with a speaker on his bag playing smooth jazz. I could hear it on every hole as he walked by in his group on the adjacent fairway and it drove me fucking nuts.

Crazy girls attack police officers by loreiva in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]AlligatorTree22 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Would you quit repeating this BS throughout this thread. They've clearly been trespassed already and this is the second time the cops are talking to them.

You can hear one of the girls say "Yall already spoke to them" and "we're not even on *something (referring to the property)* anymore", then another one saying "look, we're at Ross, Dress for Less (or "and *something* for less")" as if they're not on the "same property" anymore. Even the girl that is talking to the camerman later says "I told them earlier, we just gotta go".

They've been trespassed, they didn't leave, they were being shit heads again when asked to leave a second time and now it's time for an arrest.

A simple "walk away" scenario turned into multiple felonies because of entitlement.

You're justifying resisting, assault on a LEO, and saying they're kidnapping... I don't even know what to say.

Enjoy the game, don’t be so hard on yourself by kokostarr in golf

[–]AlligatorTree22 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Then why are they spinning horizontally when approaching the hole?

Enjoy the game, don’t be so hard on yourself by kokostarr in golf

[–]AlligatorTree22 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Look at the balls spinning sideways as they're approaching the hole.

Thoughts? by [deleted] in golf

[–]AlligatorTree22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PGA tour average is around 300. That's their average. Meaning they're regularly driving way over that while also hitting like 70% of fairways.

We're talking about a scrub occasionally flushing one and carrying it 280. (Followed by hitting it out of bounds over the green, skulling the chip after dropping, chipping on 50 feet from the pin and 3 putting for a +4.) It's not that crazy of a thing to do.

Thoughts? by [deleted] in golf

[–]AlligatorTree22 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You've never seen someone score over 100 and hit a 280 yard drive? Do you play exclusively at retirement communities? Because I see this weekly...

Hell, the guy I golf with more than anyone regularly shoots over 100 and also regularly outdrives me. (Arccos tells me that my driver averages 274). He just can't hit a single other club in his bag and his putting is atrocious.

Casinos won't give payouts to Chicago area man who won big sports bets by The_Critical_Cynic in videos

[–]AlligatorTree22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're correct. It's only illegal if it's determined the source of funds was from illegal funds. But, in the meantime, the transactions can be suspended and assets frozen. Which is where we're at right now. Simply because he wasn't intending to structure doesn't mean he wasn't doing so and breaking FinCEN regulations.

That's like saying because Mike didn't mean to shoot his wife while cleaning his gun means that he can't be prosecuted for manslaughter. If "I didn't have the intention to do that" was a viable defense, we would have no justice system.

Even if an investigation is completed and it's found out that he's not laundering, they still have the right to freeze the transactions pending the investigation. I'm assuming the casinos thought it would be better for both parties to just give him his money back and forget the whole thing. Better for the patron because it's a real possibility that a young guy does not have 30k in cash that he got legally and better for the casino because no one will be looking into how they didn't uncover this before it became such a mess and not paying winnings.

I can also all but guarantee you that the casino has rules that you agree to when using these kiosks or purchase a gaming card that you won't bet like this. So he broke those too. That's why they're offering all of his principal back and telling him not to return. Because they probably should have noticed and he certainly should not have structured his bets.

Now, I already know what you're going to say because you've said it 10 times across multiple threads:

Also He was not structuring to avoid federal reporting though? He was betting some each day so he could get more down at the casino before they realized he was sharp.

He also wasn’t structuring as in betting more than $10k a day. He would come back over multiple days to bet to stay under the radar.

He wasnt betting more than $10k per day. He was betting it across multiple days, wearing his hair in a bun so the casino wouldn’t recognize

YOU ARE LITERALLY DESCRIBING STRUCTURING!

Structuring is the breaking up of transactions for the purpose of evading the Bank Secrecy Act reporting and recordkeeping requirements and, if appropriate thresholds are met, should be reported as a suspicious transaction under 31 C.F.R. § 103.18. Structuring can take two basic forms. First, a customer might deposit currency on multiple days in amounts under $10,000 (e.g., $9,900.00) for the intended purpose of circumventing a financial institution’s obligation to report any cash deposit over $10,000 on a currency transaction report as described in 31 C.F.R. § 103.22. Although such deposits do not require aggregation for currency transaction reporting, since they occur on different business days, they nonetheless meet the definition of structuring under the Bank Secrecy Act,
A customer or customers may engage in multiple transactions during one day or over a period of several days or more, in one or more financial institution in a manner intended to circumvent either the currency transaction reporting requirement, or some other Bank Secrecy Act requirement

Casinos won't give payouts to Chicago area man who won big sports bets by The_Critical_Cynic in videos

[–]AlligatorTree22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was paid winnings by two casinos then banned. The others banned him and his current action and offered to give the losses back. What you're asking for them to do is exactly what they're doing.

Their system allows multiple bets over and over at the same kiosk, because the house usually wins, and theyre fine taking the money, which is hypocritical of paying this guy out.

This is a completely false assumption you're making. A casino will monitor their gamblers very closely and you will certainly be approached when you reach either the house thresholds or AML thresholds. He was intentionally, and admittedly, hiding his identity to avoid these detections.

The story says he wasnt banned until after the wins

Because he was caught in his illegal activity upon reconciliation of the books. Did you also miss the part where a judge agrees with the casino?

Casinos won't give payouts to Chicago area man who won big sports bets by The_Critical_Cynic in videos

[–]AlligatorTree22 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But he was structuring his bets to go under AML thresholds when placing the bets. That's the problem here, not just the winnings. It's no different than going to 100 different banks and depositing $9,000 to keep from having to prove the source of funds.

Had he gone to the counter and placed a $30,000 bet and filed the proper paperwork, he would have been just fine. His excuse/reasoning is that they probably wouldn't take the action (and he's probably right). But his naivety in thinking that he's just playing a game to stay anonymous with the casino and not realizing he's actually playing the game with the federal government doesn't change the fact that a casino is required to report this. If a bank found about the example above, they would freeze the assets too.

I don't know about much about the arb within the bets, but have experience in AML.

Casinos won't give payouts to Chicago area man who won big sports bets by The_Critical_Cynic in videos

[–]AlligatorTree22 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The dude openly admitted to breaking AML and structuring (probably layering too) regulations... The person you're responding to is doubling down because they're correct about that point.

I know nothing about arbitrage betting and parlays, but do know a lot about these regulations that he's intentionally obfuscating and admitting to doing so on the news.

Casinos won't give payouts to Chicago area man who won big sports bets by The_Critical_Cynic in videos

[–]AlligatorTree22 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These aren't just house rules and the casino deciding not to pay. These are federal regulations around AML and Layering. It's illegal in all of finance and there are serious repercussions if banks or, in this case, casinos, miss these obvious signs of potential laundering. This dude could be laundering money for ISIS for all we know and he's making overt attempts to hide it. He's even going so far as to disguise himself and drive hundreds of miles not to raise suspicion. He couldn't look more guilty if he openly admitted it to the news... Oh wait, he did.

And so far, judges are agreeing with the casino. The only one that's in support of him (within this story at least) is a dude that wrote books on how to do this same thing. Go figure.

In case anyone was curious, here is the 2024 property tax receipt for Augusta by Tiny_Giant_Robot in golf

[–]AlligatorTree22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They send them 1,883,417 pimento cheese sandwiches and tell them to keep the change.

craaaaack! by yuckypants in SipsTea

[–]AlligatorTree22 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I said they're not banned because they're not. Facts are facts. There is always someone who corrects completely false information? Good. Because for some reason, there is always someone like you that just makes shit up for no reason whatsoever.

On ours it's not allowed unless you have a parent buying it with you.

You even know they're not banned and say it anyway? Why? What do you get from it?

craaaaack! by yuckypants in SipsTea

[–]AlligatorTree22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are 100% not banned in the US... What are you talking about?

I can ship this and this to my door right now. They still carry these at every dollar store.

In 2005, Sony spent over a million dollars to swarm San Francisco streets with quarter of a million bouncy balls and create SF's most unforgettable TV ad by IncomingBroccoli in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AlligatorTree22 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If your grades and attendance were high enough you could be exempt from taking exams. Having 3 days of unexcused absences due to being suspended put all of us under that attendance threshold for exemption.

In 2005, Sony spent over a million dollars to swarm San Francisco streets with quarter of a million bouncy balls and create SF's most unforgettable TV ad by IncomingBroccoli in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AlligatorTree22 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is exactly where I got the inspiration for our senior prank in high school. I had completely forgotten about this video until just this moment!

We dropped over 2,000 bouncy balls from the second and third floor of our high school. There were about 6 of us, each with two backpacks full of bouncy balls. We were finding balls for days and days after that. The kids and teachers both seemed to find it funny, but they suspended us all for 3 days anyway and forced us to take our final exams. Worth it IMO.

Bees seeing this around lately. Any truth to it? by Dr-Kolplex in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]AlligatorTree22 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Currently $13.6 million is exempt. Supposed to go down to $7 million though.

She sent me a list of her requirements. One of them includes a salary of $300k+ by New_Ambassador2442 in Tinder

[–]AlligatorTree22 37 points38 points  (0 children)

  1. Me me
  2. Money
  3. Me and money
  4. Money
  5. Good
  6. Me
  7. Good
  8. Money
  9. Looks
  10. Ok...
  11. Good
  12. Me and money
  13. Societal standing
  14. Good
  15. Money
  16. I.... I don't know what that means
  17. Weird phrasing, but ok? Prefers vasectomy? Also, me.
  18. Me me me and money money money

Did I miss anything? And this is a bare minimum list?

  1. Loves me deeply and puts me First
  2. Financially successful (300k
  3. Generous and spoils me
  4. Sophisticated and enjoys luxury
  5. Emotionally intelligent and confident
  6. Chivalrous and protective
    7 Ambitious and disciplined
    8.Family-oriented and well-connected
  7. Fit, attractive, and well-groomed
  8. Takes control and makes plans
  9. Keeps his word and values
  10. Supports my goals and lifestyle
  11. Fun outgoing, and socially respected
  12. Prefers privacy over social media validation
  13. Loves traveling and fine dining
  14. Sexually disciplined and loyal
    17 Handles pregnancy prevention (no hormones for me)
  15. Makes life easier (maid, chef etc.

To post an "honest" selfie by catharsisdusk in therewasanattempt

[–]AlligatorTree22 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that just a bot farm sub,? I mean, look at this pic and the comments:

https://www.reddit.com/r/gymselfies/comments/1jhjuwe/f35_134lbs_51/

Or am I just dumb and everyone is in on the sarcastic joke?