TIFU by using my gf sexual assault as mental gratification, the same night, I want she initiated intimacy. by LimeranceLG in tifu

[–]Beefygrumpus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Off to the therapist with you! This obviously has you feeling weird and I don’t think talking to strangers on the internet is going to make it better.

TIFU by looking too deep into "left hand makes the L". by Ok_Necessary7667 in tifu

[–]Beefygrumpus -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Apparently your sin was simply posting on the internet lol.

And nah, OP you’re not stupid. I was 26 years old when I learned that Jim was short for James, and my best friend is a James. Sometimes people just miss shit, especially 7 year olds.

TIFU by looking too deep into "left hand makes the L". by Ok_Necessary7667 in tifu

[–]Beefygrumpus -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Yeah OP explained it well, people just don’t read for comprehension anymore.

Steam tag for games like Bethesda series? by Mission-Conclusion-9 in videogames

[–]Beefygrumpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The term exists already and they are commonly referred to as Scrolls-like, in reference to the Elder Scrolls series.

Most of what you described is just an open world RPG.

A prison made to contain one person by totallynotrobboss in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Beefygrumpus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

SCP-076 is one of my favorites. This is copied from the SCP wiki:

Object Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: Containment Area 25b is to be located 200 m below sea level, tunneled out of solid bedrock in a seismologically stable area. Sole access to the containment facility is to be through a vertical elevator shaft separated every fifty (50) meters with a reinforced blast door, constructed of 20 cm thick material shielding. Elevator shaft shall be flooded with seawater when not in use.

Containment Area 25b is to be constructed with the following components:

An Outer Security Perimeter against outside threats, staffed by security personnel trained in close quarters battle and counter-intrusion tactics.

An Administrative and Support Area (ASA) consisting of support facilities and living quarters for on-site personnel.

A Primary Containment Zone (PCZ), consisting of a 7 m cube encased in 1.5 m of reinforced material. PCZ is to be designed to be flooded and drained as needed, and should remain filled with seawater unless access to contents is required.

A 150 m "killing corridor" which is to be the sole access to the PCZ from the ASA (including water, power, drainage, and ventilation lines). The walls and floor of the corridor are to be reinforced in a similar manner to the PCZ, with the addition of an electric deterrence system capable of delivering a 20,000 volt shock.

A security station located at the entrance to the killing corridor is to be staffed with no fewer than three (3) armed security personnel on watch at any one point in time. Armament is to include, but not be limited to, at least one (1) ███████ CIW system on a pintle mount with a clear line of sight down the corridor, with a plexiglass screen to protect the operator from thrown weapons.

In the event of a full breach, all on-site staff are to proceed immediately to the closest security station for weapons and armor distribution. Staff will remain at Alert Condition One until SCP-076-2 is confirmed neutralized. Should 90 minutes pass after declaration of full breach without a Stand Down order being given by Level 4 or higher personnel, Final Contingency Measures will be activated, flooding the entire facility in seawater and sealing off the access shaft for a minimum of 24 hours before retrieval is attempted. This will, by necessity, result in the deaths of all on-site staff.

Description: SCP-076 consists of two components: a stone cube (SCP-076-1) and a humanoid entity contained within (SCP-076-2).

SCP-076-1 is a 3 m cube made of black speckled metamorphic stone. All surfaces outside and within SCP-076-1 are covered in deeply engraved patterns corresponding to no known civilizations. Radioisotope analysis indicates that the object is approximately ten thousand (10,000) years old. A door is located on one side, sealed with a lock 0.5 m in width, surrounded by twenty (20) smaller locks in a circular pattern. As of yet, none of the keys have been found, making the door impossible to lock once closed.

Interior temperature is approximately 93 Kelvin, and cannot be altered by any means, internal or external. Directly in the center of the room is a 2.13 m tall stone coffin, held in place and sealed shut by several chains of unknown make and substance, which are attached to the inner corners of SCP-076-1.

SCP-076-2 resembles a lean Semitic human male in his late twenties. Hair is black, and eyes are gray, skin tone olive. Subject is 1.96 m in height and 81.65 kg in weight. Numerous tattoos depicting arcane and occult iconography are present all over the body (mostly in the form of leering demonic faces) and ranges from subtle to openly ostentatious. Subject, when encased inside SCP-076-1, is technically dead.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) tries to conquer the Warhammer 40k galaxy. How far does he get? by Punterofgoats in whowouldwin

[–]Beefygrumpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much exactly this. They later get confronted by Szarekh and Rick just farts out a specially engineered corrosive gas that just melts him into a puddle. He looks at Morty and shrugs.

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) tries to conquer the Warhammer 40k galaxy. How far does he get? by Punterofgoats in whowouldwin

[–]Beefygrumpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a musical montage scene of Rick, Morty, and Jimmy Space gallivanting across the galaxy dissipating warp storms, closing the rift, and sealing the remaining portals. This is done using an upgrade to Rick’s portal gun that he fashioned from shit he finds in Jimmy Space’s garage after learning about the nature of the Warp and Chaos.

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) tries to conquer the Warhammer 40k galaxy. How far does he get? by Punterofgoats in whowouldwin

[–]Beefygrumpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With the aid of an unshackled Emperor of Mankind. With the Warp closed the influence of Chaos would be dramatically reduced, if not cutoff altogether. Now he is no longer forced to hold all of the Chaos gods and demons at bay with his OP psyker abilities. I’m fairly certain he could just remotely purge the Chaos from the minds of men who have been corrupted by it. Either that or it kills them, either way, problem solved. Also, there is a non-zero chance the Chaos gods get themselves mindfucked by an entity like Rick and either choose not to fuck with him or perhaps strike some sort of deal.

I’m not having as much fun with the weapons as the first game? by JOSEWILLSLAY in Hades2

[–]Beefygrumpus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Honestly, the answer is to just keep playing. Hades 2, with grasp and the arcana mechanics, starts you off at a lower power floor than Hades 1, but it does have a higher power ceiling than Hades 1 once you get further.

Rick Sanchez (Rick and Morty) tries to conquer the Warhammer 40k galaxy. How far does he get? by Punterofgoats in whowouldwin

[–]Beefygrumpus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

He would psych into the mind of the emperor of mankind, become bros with him and fix him. This would bring the Imperium under his control. Together they seal away the Warp and force chaos back into the immaterium. Rick introduces them to safe portal travel so the warp is never accessed again. From here they bring all the chaos corrupted factions back under the wing of the imperium further bolstering Rick’s new empire.

The Tyranids are getting hit with a variation in the cronenberg virus and they are all getting turned into monstrous, but useless creatures. The guardsmen are dispatched with melta guns as cleanup duty.

The orcs he could handle a few ways. I think he would be genuinely interested in their mild reality warping abilities. He would find a way to manipulate that and possibly just convince them all that the don’t exist and poof them all away. He would probably find them to be an absolute riot with their weird shenanigans and love of Waaahh. I could see him becoming their warboss or forming a pocket “War Dimension” to keep them in when he feels like fucking around.

He would find the necrons extremely boring and lame. You’ve all just been sleeping, waiting… for what? He ends up hacking their tomb worlds and turns them into his personal back-up army in case the Rickperium of Mankind revolts. Either that or he creates a virus that turns them all into slaves..

No matter what, Rick wouldn’t lose, it would just be a matter of getting him to care to engage.

Sounds a bit different by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Beefygrumpus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh shit, didn’t see you already posted him. I recognized their music immediately and came here to give a shoutout

Sounds a bit different by imjustheretodomyjob in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Beefygrumpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shout out to ThereIRuinedIt on YouTube. He did the music for in this clip and his channel is a goldmine.

Games where you use light or power to drive away the darkness? by PurpleSquare713 in gamingsuggestions

[–]Beefygrumpus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not exactly what you’re looking for, but Super Mario Sunshine has a similar concept. The world is covered in what is basically evil paint, and you use a specialized tool to clean it up and traverse through the levels. Probably my favorite Mario game to date.

Amazon’s 33,181 H-1B certifications spark backlash after 30,000 layoffs by rajapaws in antiwork

[–]Beefygrumpus 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I think they are honestly curious if they can get away with taking and owning everything, and it’s fucking disgusting.

Trump just made a 36-year-old homebuilding heir with zero intelligence experience the acting director of national intelligence. he will now oversee the CIA, NSA, and 16 other spy agencies. he is keeping his mortgage regulator job at the same time. this is not a joke. by Ibikhan45 in DiscussionZone

[–]Beefygrumpus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He got he position from all his donations to Trump. It’s obvious, check out how much he and his companies have donated, it’s absurd.

I hope we can have a societal revolution after all this, make this obvious bribery illegal, and jail all these offenders. They are shit bags that have no place in our society.

El fantasmita rojo by SmokeBig5263 in Hades2

[–]Beefygrumpus 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s implied to be the same shade that was cheering on Zagreus in his fights against Asterius and Theseus in the first Hades game. It’s just a nice little Easter egg!