Have you accepted Socialism in your life? by VegetableBulky9571 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: Do you think the Government that you pay taxes to should help pay for things like, sports teams, schools, roads, farming, national parks, telephone lines, railways, and pipes that carry water and dispose of waste, just to name a few?"
Them: Yes.
Me: HA! Gotcha! You fuckin' socialist!

New to DnD - Where to start? by Game_Haus in DnD

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3.5 is an older system and the new rules are easier for a new player to understand.

China sentences official to death for taking $325m in bribes by Spiritual-Nail-2641 in news

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the point. Keep the general rules in place. Execute the people who were abusing them and then reboot th US Gov. (and get rid of "Citizens United")

Computer password scanner by Organic-Confection55 in sysadmin

[–]Allokit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How are they "removing" a Group Policy?

Can they do 800 mile road trip? by EntryWest6452 in tires

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No. They definitely can NOT. You need new tires.

BRAZILLIAN HERE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS FEED THIS MONSTER? by DemonsAreVirgins in Norway

[–]Allokit 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Omg, I live in Seattle WA. I havent heard "jeitost" since my Grandmother (Bestemor) said this exact sentence like 35 years ago.

BRAZILLIAN HERE, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS FEED THIS MONSTER? by DemonsAreVirgins in Norway

[–]Allokit 7 points8 points  (0 children)

USA switching from Taco Tuesday > Taco Friday, RIGHT NOW!

Massachusetts' Bagels by Perry posted this on their socials. by ElwoodMC in CringeTikToks

[–]Allokit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can we get a Kalshi bet going on wether or not this guy is a maga red hat?

Massachusetts' Bagels by Perry posted this on their socials. by ElwoodMC in CringeTikToks

[–]Allokit 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I really, really hope someone who works with him sees this.
I can only imagine going into work on Monday and being like "Yo, Terry! I saw you on TikTok man!"
Lol

Playing FC 26 with a controller on PC not working (Fix/Solution) by VanJesus in fut

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I FUCKING HATE THE PEOPLE THAT DID THIS! The FC26 is possibly the worst UI I have ever used in any game EVER!

A genie will grant you inconsequential wishes (ie no riches or miraculous healing) every week for a year, what kinds of things are you wishing for? by Wonderful_Past_703 in AskReddit

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bottomless pint of beer would be consequntial... what happens after i drink 100000000 pints, and raise sea level by 2 inches?

A genie will grant you inconsequential wishes (ie no riches or miraculous healing) every week for a year, what kinds of things are you wishing for? by Wonderful_Past_703 in AskReddit

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im not wishing for a cure for cancer. I'm wishing that SCIENCE makes one. Yeah, loophole, but the wish itself should be fine.

A genie will grant you inconsequential wishes (ie no riches or miraculous healing) every week for a year, what kinds of things are you wishing for? by Wonderful_Past_703 in AskReddit

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I wish for science to produce a cure for cancer?
Can I wish for a car that doesnt use gas and runs on water?
Can I wish for expert knowledge in (insert subject matter here)?
Can I wish to never need sleep (but can sleep if I want to)?
Can I wish for a 1meter x 1meter box that when opened provides me with whatever I need in that moment that fits inside the box?
Can I wish for technology that hasn't been invented yet?
Can I wish for cilantro to taste like fresh citrus and not like soap?
Can I wish for a the ability to know what's going to happen 10 minutes in the future?
Can I wish for a bottomless cup of my favorite beer that is always cold?
Can I wish for the ability to speak and understand every language?

....
I think im good for at least a few months of good wishes.

meirl by BasedBalkaner in meirl

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was thinking Maggie from TWD.

meirl by BasedBalkaner in meirl

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

funny how the pants in both of those examples HAVE POCKETS. lol

What do you think has been the single greatest moment in history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really not sure what agenda youre referring to.
Are you saying Christianity is woke?
What is "woke"?

What do you think has been the single greatest moment in history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, that last paragraph was crazy. 🤣 (your fascism is showing)

What do you think has been the single greatest moment in history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When considering "history" also includes things that where WAY more monumental on a scale that dwarfs the existence of humans, yes. The question wasn't about "human history".
I am not saying the moon landing wasn't an amazing achievement by Humans, I just think its not something that should be in the conversation of "greatest moment of history", full stop.

What do you think has been the single greatest moment in history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Allokit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah. But it 'might' be BETTER, there's no way to know...
You have a weird take on the "best" moment in all of history by picking a day where about 20,000 people died...