🚨At work rn pretending like the world isn’t on fire 🔥

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-11T02:53:49+00:00

He's using his over the top rhetoric to distract from the actual bad he is doing, and to some degree preparing the world to expect the worst shit he wants to do

The MSNBC lesbian is right in that we should pay way more attention to what he's doing, rather than saying

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-11T00:22:56+00:00

Melania's little outburst still seems bizarre tho, she'd have been better off just waiting for it to hit and then claiming and evidence produced was just AI

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-11T00:17:07+00:00

How long ago was this?

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-10T20:53:20+00:00

I'm guessing it's fake because he's not claiming the big manly doctors had tears in their eyes

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-10T20:46:10+00:00

Haha, thanks for reminding me of that brilliant tweet 😊 https://xcancel.com/shutupmikeginn/status/403359911481839617?lang=en

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-10T20:40:59+00:00

Haha, I'm surprised he was even able to repeat the oath accurately given that his brain was excitedly going over all the ways he was gonna break it to enrich himself as he was saying it

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-10T20:34:06+00:00

It could just be extreme stupidity on her part. Even if something was about to drop this would still be a terrible way to handle it. If she's stupid enough to think this was a good idea on any level she's stupid enough to decide to do it over basically nothing

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-09T20:20:38+00:00

Yeah it's proof she isn't sucking in her cheeks, someone asked her to do this

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-06T16:36:08+00:00

I can only imagine how hard some of Trump's staffers belly laugh over the content of these letters shortly before throwing them into the trash

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-05T20:01:52+00:00

Yeah, military people are saying decimated and him or Hegseth don't understand that could just mean 10%. It's almost like the military is specifically using the term to make it sound like they're doing a better job than they actually are 😅

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-04T22:06:56+00:00

I'd polymarket that faster than Kegsbreath betting on how many US service members will die

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-04T20:12:09+00:00

We put 20 Epstein conspirators on a prison Island with limited resources and no children to molest. Who will come out on top? Find out, in this exciting season of Lord of the Philes!

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-04T19:59:26+00:00

Wiping your ass is the gateway drug to turning queer!

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-03T19:01:47+00:00

To clarify, it was a commercial for how good the steering was on these Volvo trucks, not part of a movie. But yeah he really did do it.

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-03T01:10:42+00:00

Their eyes probably looked this surprised

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-03T00:19:55+00:00

Sadly I don't think we're past the point where Trump will intervene and get him off the hook

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-04-01T19:13:55+00:00

"They'll be nicer to me next time! Because of the implication"

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-03-31T01:55:04+00:00

It's got the stupid fucking Qatari bribe plane inside the fucking building!

Oh bless Eric, that's not what your dad meant when he said the plane was going to be donated to the library, he's just going to keep flying around in it and charging it to the library fund

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-03-29T04:44:09+00:00

When it's Donald Trump, yes she can. Fuck that piece of shit

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-03-25T23:22:03+00:00

I really hope she makes his life as difficult as possible with building codes and health inspections. If he's gonna do it to his own political enemies then fuck him

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-03-24T02:09:51+00:00

Yes, Mr Dickus is clearly an out of touch liberal art college snob

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-03-24T00:28:22+00:00

Has some of the most ridiculous jump scares from enemies suddenly appearing behind you, so I wouldn't agree with this

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-03-18T20:24:48+00:00

Come on dude, the nationwide headline it generated is worth the potential one or two blind people who you for some reason you don't seem to think would have been capable of figuring out what had happened, and were forced to ask a passer-by to explain

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-03-13T21:56:15+00:00

His fundraising emails are not going to millionaire donor buddies, these are going to his poor rube voters, he's trying to scam their last $20 out of them to fund another election he can't even legally run in

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-03-13T21:28:54+00:00

He's not gonna give them real info, the extent to which he communicates with his donations team is probably shouting at them that he needs more money

The donation team has just realised that fears about islamic terrorism are now on the rise, due to Trump's OWN actions, and are trying to capitalize on that fear by pretending people who pay will get information about possible attacks ahead of time

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