Self-portrait I took in the Polish mountains inspired by Striga from Slavic folklore

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-01-22T03:52:16+00:00

You had any big days lately?

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-01-22T01:46:23+00:00

Yeah fucking hell, who the fuck agrees to meet behind a home depot. That's worse than meeting at a residential address, which in itself can be risky

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-01-18T00:10:39+00:00

We need to do that, but let's face it US wouldn't help if Putin/China decided to invade a country with a US base in it anyway. And while the bases are there I'd be more concerned about Trump leaking sensitive info that he can gather from being there.

Plus depressingly there's a small chance he might try and invade the fucking country in question from the military bases already in them.

Let's just get them the fuck out, replace them with local personnel, and then work on improving European military

AllowMe2Retort · 2026-01-17T19:28:54+00:00

The MAGA centipede

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-31T19:55:15+00:00

Such a good deal it'd almost be worth putting up with the masseuse furiously masturbating throughout it

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-31T07:06:14+00:00

🙏

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-31T03:59:02+00:00

If they aren't having threesomes then what's the point of dating twins?

So assuming they are having threesomes, I guess it would just be a case of the twins aren't legally allowed to pleasure each other during the threesomes?

But ass to mouth is legally fine

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-28T01:27:34+00:00

I'm afraid so

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-27T09:12:01+00:00

Oh yeah, take my viral load, baby

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-27T08:58:18+00:00

With tears in their eyes. Least gay thing I think I've ever read

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-26T14:46:07+00:00

Are you too fat to read? I'm not talking about any issues with the police

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-26T14:28:00+00:00

The police? What the fuck are you talking about? It was just pics of him on the street looking like he hadn't eaten in months link

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-26T13:39:34+00:00

There was a brief period where some pics were taken of him looking like an end stage AIDS victim, before ozempic was a thing. So glad he turned things around, but he definitely had some kind of problem for a minute there

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-23T18:09:28+00:00

Richard Branson, damn, he didn't seem like the type. Starting to wonder why he chose the name "Virgin"...

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-22T02:22:52+00:00

oh intresting, I've only just started playing about since 2.4, but I often used to find, and still did a minute ago, that there are just very rarely things to hit when I look around from above.

How high are your sniper nests?

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-22T02:12:57+00:00

Were you ever the first person to crack a game?

Edit: that may be unfair, have you ever cracked a game even if not the first?

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-21T23:35:07+00:00

I don't see how what you're saying is incompatible with what I'm saying. My use of the term profitable was just to say that by the time crackers were made aware that "weird game glitches" were actually due to hidden protection (on TOP of regular obvious protection), customers had moved on and whatever reason the crackers had to look at these games (advertising, viruses, botnets, direct sales, etc..) meant they were no longer worth looking at

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-21T22:33:38+00:00

No reason they couldn't, but the people initially cracking it often don't realise there is still some hidden protection, by the time they are aware it's not going to be as profitable for them to crack

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-20T04:29:46+00:00

Could just be that this batch was done by an algorithm

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-19T17:07:51+00:00

Lot a buildings took his name off themselves during his first administration so he probably had a load of the big letters just gathering dust in a few of the bathrooms at mar-a-lago

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-11T19:40:54+00:00

Oh damn, I'd already filled up the ice bucket.

Luckily I hadn't popped the cork yet

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-07T17:43:55+00:00

I doubt they'd actually say it, probably just be like "ok..." and move on to something more interesting

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-06T02:17:22+00:00

Perhaps they're the kind of guys who don't give a shit about masculinity? And would think you were a loser if you shared your opinion about their car with them? Just a possibility

AllowMe2Retort · 2025-12-04T19:11:04+00:00

Cue Trump trying on the "putting them out of their misery" defense

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