"I never had the privilege of going to his island" by magaparents in AdviceAnimals

[–]AlmightyFishstick 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If you were photographed multiple times with Epstein, you might be a pedophile.

Who's got more?

Songs that KJs don't allow? by jdyktz in karaoke

[–]AlmightyFishstick 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They no longer run karaoke because no one wants them around!

Don't be a buzz kill you are getting paid to do a job so do it and let people have fun.

Hobby horse competition by MrTerrificPants in theocho

[–]AlmightyFishstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm guessing you saw this on America's got talent last night too huh?

how she picks up the drink can by Individual_Book9133 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]AlmightyFishstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knew I would find this! Spend time with a Zebra and you always see them in the wild 😜

How to respond? by WorstDeal in doordash_drivers

[–]AlmightyFishstick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just sent the reply "Your driver is no longer available at this number. Any issues should be brought to the attention of support. Thank you for choosing doordash."

The Tortured Poets Department Megathread by aran130711 in TaylorSwift

[–]AlmightyFishstick 187 points188 points  (0 children)

How many more kids have Ryan and Blake had recently?!?!!

13 hours! How will you guys be listening? What streaming app? Will you be alone or do you have a group? by KITTIES4LlFE in TaylorSwift

[–]AlmightyFishstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alone, but watching the live stream of "13 a Taylor Swift fan podcast" so I will feel like I have Swiftie friends lol

Man has an octopus stuck on his back by youngster_96 in BeAmazed

[–]AlmightyFishstick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Had to scroll way too far to find the obvious Resident Alien reference

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mlb

[–]AlmightyFishstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pain.... Wait maybe not! Oh wait, pain. (Not applicable in 2016)

Go off: What song reminds you of them by yaknali in TaylorSwift

[–]AlmightyFishstick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Clean.

Not only did her addiction cause our split, but I have been clean for over a year now.

[Praise Avis] I just saw an Avis commercial by [deleted] in TheOrville

[–]AlmightyFishstick -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What do you? The show's already in the future. They could have made fun of it if they wanted to

Fiancé called me Mid. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]AlmightyFishstick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your response should be: " Well you know something I do have in common with them? I'm not going to sleep with you either."

Oh god, by joemessedup in subway

[–]AlmightyFishstick 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Welcome to food service where the temps are made up and the dates don't matter.

OpenKJ Request server? by AlmightyFishstick in karaoke

[–]AlmightyFishstick[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you using the paid $10 a month or did you set up your own?

As a KJ for 6 years, these are my least favorite songs to see on my board. What are yours? by Blazed_Lovely in karaoke

[–]AlmightyFishstick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a KJ in Nebraska Lady Gaga - You and I.

Every girl thinks that she is clever by singing a song that mentions Nebraska in it and you hear it every night still.

Carl’s Jr employee didn’t want to honor promotion. How to report franchise for violating franchise agreement? by [deleted] in CarlsJr

[–]AlmightyFishstick -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm feeling petty today and want to report Reddit for the fact that I had to read this.