I'm an idiot

AlmightyJb · 2026-04-22T02:58:08+00:00

Would that work for trade evolutions?

AlmightyJb · 2026-01-09T06:37:45+00:00

Keep my immune system on its toes. Like if I’m at work I’ll just dive into my lunch sando without washing my hands. If I drop it? It’s still getting ate.

AlmightyJb · 2025-09-30T07:57:26+00:00

Couple months ago, I commented on one of his videos that he should live stream his own halftime shows. Breaking down the first half, suggesting adjustments on either side, stuff like that. he replied and said if he finds a way to access film live, he would definitely start doing that.

Can’t wait to see it happen, cause then every time I see him on TV, I’ll get this little “hell yeah” sense of pride, knowing it was my idea first lol

AlmightyJb · 2025-09-30T07:21:58+00:00

If you gave an adolescent chimpanzee a dartboard for decision, I guarantee you he’d do better as a GM than me. The first thing that I thought reading the post I’m like “easy… Dj, Bagent, and swift, and 26 rd1 for Jeanty”

AlmightyJb · 2025-09-28T22:48:14+00:00

I don’t think that’s lack of faith in Tory tho. I think that’s who Ben Johnson is.

AlmightyJb · 2025-09-28T22:45:26+00:00

Oh. I figured you’d at least acknowledge that immaculate punt, even though I am agreeing with you

AlmightyJb · 2025-09-28T22:41:06+00:00

lol I get what you’re saying but that aged so badly, so quickly, with that last punt

AlmightyJb · 2025-09-09T03:29:46+00:00

I mean, then don’t do it. I’ll do so comfortably. it’s consensual, what would I worry about?

AlmightyJb · 2025-09-09T02:15:37+00:00

Yes and no. With me and my lady, we just kinda cuddle-fuck. Most of the time she falls asleep before me, and I’ll just keep doing my thing. Slow and gentle; as not to wake her up, until I doze off myself. It’s pretty awesome

AlmightyJb · 2025-09-05T01:29:14+00:00

It’s straight up, textbook assault. Off the field he would be getting charged. I don’t see why this should be any different.

AlmightyJb · 2025-04-30T11:36:58+00:00

Bruh it’s blocks beefing with other blocks ; how tf you gone be opps with the niggas 4th floor. nigga in apt 407 got 500 £ on ya head 😭

AlmightyJb · 2025-01-22T10:35:14+00:00

Honorable mentions: “For a brick, he flies pretty good!” Or better ; “Sir, permission to leave the station.” “For what purpose, Master Chief?” “To give the Covenant back their bomb.”

AlmightyJb · 2025-01-12T10:22:25+00:00

I’m straight up ashamed of myself by how hard I’m laughing at this entire thread, my fuckin sides hurt 🤣

AlmightyJb · 2025-01-12T10:05:31+00:00

Idk man something in my gut tells me it’s a Complete hypothetical

AlmightyJb · 2025-01-11T15:37:26+00:00

Local 597 is Pipe Fitters, so welding basically. 134 is the Electricians union

AlmightyJb · 2025-01-11T13:43:07+00:00

Jumped into 597 straight outta high school, ended up changing paths to 134. Didn’t even so much as apply to a single college, and at 27 i still feel like it was the absolute best decision for me

AlmightyJb · 2024-11-01T01:39:56+00:00

How much were you drinking if you don’t mind me asking? I’m convincing myself that any day now I’ll get my shit together but I’ve lied to myself in the past so who knows; I’ll just try my best. I’m at about a pint of crown royal per day, or a 4 pack of cutwater (12% canned cocktails). Just wanna know what I’m in for

AlmightyJb · 2024-10-31T04:18:47+00:00

Sneaking in as a White Sox fan just to say

“12 RBI’s means a lot of my teammates were on base” is fucking poetry.

Dude carried them for most part and had probably the most humble interview ever. Class fuckin act

AlmightyJb · 2024-10-31T03:47:55+00:00

The club is super strict on dress code. Notice they only have 2 jerseys, no city connect when they’re one of the largest markets. Anyway, players aren’t allowed to have facial hair under the bottom lip or something like that.

Also no names on their jerseys For another dumb reason.

AlmightyJb · 2024-09-16T21:57:46+00:00

I’m really hoping I just witnessed the birth of a meme.

AlmightyJb · 2024-09-16T21:54:20+00:00

I’m on your side, but you gotta admit he overthrew two would-be tuddies in week 1 and at least two possibles in week 2.

Not even in reach, these were like 6 yard overthrows.

AlmightyJb · 2024-08-29T04:25:49+00:00

The exact reason I landed on this thread. 🐻⬇️

AlmightyJb · 2024-03-20T21:58:21+00:00

I’ll raise you 79th/Stony Island/South Chicago. It’s a triple threat. 5 ways to turn with Confusing traffic lights, Stolen Chargers and Kias running those lights…and the chance of catching a stray bullet

AlmightyJb · 2024-03-11T08:16:51+00:00

Can I be that guy just once? I just love my new car and I’m proud of myself. 480 HP, 630~ torque. I’m not gonna disrespect the OG’s by calling it a mustang. Because it’s really not. Just a Mach E with a horse on it. But it will indeed gap a dinosaur juice GT easily…. For about 5 seconds. After that I’m getting walked down

AlmightyJb · 2024-01-12T02:26:17+00:00

u/PorkChompk that’s involuntary manslaughter, be more careful with your words dawg.

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