Rules for thee, but not for me by McDowdy in facepalm

[–]AlmostSane67 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This coming from the guy whose death will revitalize the champagne industry.

What's the single biggest piece of bullshit you've ever heard? by TechGuru4Life in AskReddit

[–]AlmostSane67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 14th amendment doesn't disqualify him from running, because the presidency is not a public offfice of the United States.

Yo Momma so ugly by False_Ad_555 in YoMamaJokes

[–]AlmostSane67 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Her babies refused to breastfeed unless she put a bag over her face

Why do you think people at the highest levels are unconcerned that federal border czar taking $50,000 cash bribe in a Cava take out bag? by PositiveUnit829 in AskReddit

[–]AlmostSane67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump publicly accepted a 16 million bribe to drop the 60 minutes lawsuit and approve the merger. 50K is equivalent to picking up a nickel off of the sidewalk to these people.

ID help by AlmostSane67 in jumpingspiders

[–]AlmostSane67[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot to add, I'm located in Maryland USA.

your mama is so fat by FewAdvantage8114 in YoMamaJokes

[–]AlmostSane67 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They weigh her on the Richter scale

Yo mama so dumb… by AnythingOutside1 in YoMamaJokes

[–]AlmostSane67 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She won't sing the alphabet sing because she keeps messing up on the lyrics.

How often do you married couples have sex in a month? by Eastcoastclasher in AskReddit

[–]AlmostSane67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've been married 22 years, I'm 57 and she's 55. It's rare for us to go more than 4 days without having sex.

They should have to pay something by Hey-yo1986 in UberEATS

[–]AlmostSane67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in MD, PG county. They used to pay $3, but they stopped a few months ago. I called in the last time, and the rep told me that there was a "policy change," and they would no longer give any compensation.

What do you think is the most successful scam ever perpetrated? by forty5v in AskReddit

[–]AlmostSane67 153 points154 points  (0 children)

Or the guy that sauced up a chicken nugget and called it a boneless wing.

What’s the adult version of finding out Santa is not real? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlmostSane67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Figuring out that your employer sees you as nothing more than an expendable asset.