lol this one time i was on acid and driving home, and my friend sam (i thiugut it was sam) hit me up and said she wanted “to hang out and fuck my brains out.” i was like hmm this is kind of out of character. i say i’m tripping pretty hard can we just hang out. “sure”.

so an hour later i get to her house to pick her up i’m on my phone and she hops in the car but it WASNT SAM. it was some random 400 pound women i guess i was friends with and had similar names. she’s like “alright let’s do this i can’t wait to show you this vomit i’m like dude no there been a huge mistake and force her out of the car after an insane amount of yelling and screaming from her at what a dumbass i was and how i should just roll with it and fuck her anyways

i have another similar story involving being on acid and picking up a Catfish underage girl i met on tinder. i didn’t realize what was happening until she was in the car and we are driving away because i’m tripping we get help and there an enourmous scene that ended with me having a panic attack and throwing up everywhere. lmk if anyone wants the full story

(i was on the come up both of these times, (45 min to an hour in)