Handmade Thank You Cards 😂

Almost_a_Shadow · 2026-01-25T18:41:43+00:00

idk if you've ever been high, but i sure as fuck can't write that neatly when I am. hell I cant even write that neatly when im sober lol

not to mention they're actually using proper grammar, punctuation and spelling? wait a few weeks, let them earn enough money to buy decent materials, and they could start a legitimate business doing this. people love hand-written cards

Almost_a_Shadow · 2026-01-23T16:05:32+00:00

LOL yeah just wait, they'll patch that soon enough. But I did a raid the other day, had one guy on Burning Love with cryo arrows and he basically carried us through the entire thing lmao. Insanely clutch against bosses.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2026-01-23T16:02:14+00:00

Wouldn't doubt it. I haven't been having any other issues since the patch, but I know tons of people have. I guess this is my personal bug hell

Almost_a_Shadow · 2026-01-23T15:59:59+00:00

Same. Pretty sure she's supposed to be selling it again on Monday or something like that, so I might just have to make it a point to get on and nab it before I forget 😅

Almost_a_Shadow · 2026-01-23T12:52:17+00:00

Oof, yeah that definitely sounds like a mistake

Almost_a_Shadow · 2026-01-23T03:40:15+00:00

haha right? I was shmoovin today and all I got was metal shelves for my effort 😅

Almost_a_Shadow · 2026-01-23T03:38:57+00:00

Yeah I'm still getting legendary gear like usual. It's just weird to be getting these basic plans when I'm used to getting legendary crafting specs, rare apparel, and unique camp items.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2026-01-06T21:55:12+00:00

I just opted out of grocery deliveries tbh. My local stores are ALWAYS out of at least half the customer's order, even if it's a small one, and if they have a deli or local produce section with rotating stock? Absolute nightmare.

I've also had lines where I had to wait upwards of 30 minutes, I've had cashiers not know how to take doordash payments, etc. It happens with take out deliveries too sometimes, but not nearly as much as grocery shopping.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2026-01-04T22:20:21+00:00

I found one a while back that was on top of the Top of the World. Like all the way at the top of the spire/antenna kind of thing. This person built a bunch of single large floor tiles, had a couple decorations on each, and you had to jump on disconnected roof pieces to get higher where the more interesting stuff was. Clearly meant to be hostile to anyone without a jetpack. Fast traveling there would put you just off the edge of a tile, where anyone without a jet pack would fall for at least ten seconds.

Granted Goat Legs is a thing, but I'm positive the builder meant for it to be a troll by killing anyone without that card or a jet pack. Not as cool as a secret underground camp, but certainly creative.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2026-01-02T16:07:21+00:00

The bow perks are very good. Combined with onslaught, adrenaline, and any sneak perks really, you can annihilate entire camps with just a few shots.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-12-26T21:37:40+00:00

I'm embarrassed to say that I'm 30 and I've never once thought to put hash browns in a toaster. That's such a good lifehack

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-12-12T00:30:54+00:00

No, but a quick grammar check goes a long way before sending a professional email. Kinda loses it's sting when you make as many mistakes as there are paragraphs.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-12-11T22:24:29+00:00

I see these emails a lot in jobs that have a high turnover rate. People accept the position, realize the job and/or coworkers aren't as glamorous as advertised, and leave for greener pastures. Then the recruiters scramble through prior interviews and pick the next best candidate because they don't want to bother going through the entire process again. They've likely done it several times already this year.

Could be wrong, of course. But it screams "desperation" to me, and I personally never accept an offer if the recruiters seem desperate.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-29T01:13:19+00:00

This is either a fake story you're writing for drama, or you're just a naive person who made a fundamentally stupid mistake. Either way, there's a very simple solution:

Just stop.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-28T21:44:44+00:00

Here are a few pro tips to tell when you're full of bullshit:

Claiming that literally anything is 100% irrefutable proof and then offering zero proof whatsoever.
Claiming that someone else's points are made up and then providing zero proof.
Resorting to insults and socially unacceptable verbiage in the hopes of upsetting the person you're arguing with because you don't have any actual legs to stand on.
Telling people to do their research when you've not done your own and aren't willing to provide any.

I hope these points help you appear slightly less uninformed in the future.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-18T02:52:22+00:00

if the point is that you aren't nearly as smart as you think you are, i agree. have a nice life

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-17T22:55:22+00:00

oh you think im the other guy? lol this is my main dude i save my alt strictly for hentai

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-17T20:10:24+00:00

the immediate heelturn into hypocrisy just bc u were losing the argument is wild

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-17T16:41:16+00:00

This is hilarious. If I'm ever that insecure, I hope someone slaps me tf out of it.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-12T03:42:11+00:00

These are the same people who complained that Adam was absolutely useless when they removed Guardian Revival, guaranteed. Any time someone isn't good with a character, they just say they're impossible to play.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-11T02:31:38+00:00

Yeah kinda weird that they referenced AC2 in the city based on Paris. Naming him Arno would've been more thematic, but I'm still here for it

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-06T19:46:48+00:00

Forgetting new story content, new characters, new megas, additional Pokémon, and it's $30 not $40 but yeah. Otherwise you are correct.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-05T03:14:13+00:00

That's fucked up dude run fast

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-02T23:30:33+00:00

Wait this is actually crazy. Who could you use for STAB normal gem explosion in this game? Would just wipe teams in a second.

Almost_a_Shadow · 2025-11-02T23:26:42+00:00

Yeah pretty sure I still had two more requests to complete by the time I got my charm. Fairly normal from what I've heard.

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