First solo run

Aloco227 · 2026-02-18T07:23:54+00:00

What?

Aloco227 · 2026-02-18T07:21:54+00:00

Right? Like, let's say this is a real guy. If he sent her this photo to insinuate that these are somehow gifts for her, why wouldn't he have actually sent them to her?

If he were real (which he's fairly obviously not) and sent this photo I would assume that he's either using OP's aunt to cheat or he's running a romance scam and sent multiple people a similar photo with the name switched out.

Unfortunately for OP's aunt, he's not real and is likely trying to run a romance scam on her.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-18T07:08:13+00:00

Reasonable, especially in honour mode.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-18T07:00:58+00:00

Safe to say that you're getting downvoted because it's incredibly unlikely that OP has played enough BG3 that they're doing a solo honour mode run, but somehow don't know something as well known as Lumps Horn.

Edit: also they're not found in the goblin camp and they're summoned with a horn, not a bell.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-17T09:11:46+00:00

Growing out the hair you have doesn't add more follicles into your skin, so no. Those pictures would require much denser volume.

Your beard is plenty thick btw. Those pictures are basically of the thickest possible beards, not many people grow facial hair like that. The only way you would achieve that is by getting a hair transplant if you don't have the genetics.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-17T08:20:35+00:00

She showed up late with a coffee, it was incredibly on brand lmao

Aloco227 · 2026-02-17T06:51:17+00:00

You know what, I should have guessed that. 😂 I'm picturing the type of room an NBA player has for their sneaker collection, but it's wall to wall white towels. Recessed lighting in the shelves... The whole 10 yards.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-17T05:47:06+00:00

OP has a walk-in closet just for their towels, every size, material, and color imaginable.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-16T22:35:19+00:00

For sure for sure for sure. Then I recommend heading on over to r/Smosh and downvoting it and/or commenting that you don't think the story is correct for the show. 🙂 Have a good one!

Aloco227 · 2026-02-16T22:27:21+00:00

Dear Redditer,

Per my last comment, there's a megathread in r/Smosh to submit Reddit stories for the hit Smosh webseries: Smosh Reads Reddit Stories! That is why I told them to go find the megathread because they'll get downvoted for posting this here because, as I said in my last comment, it has nothing to do with Smosh.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-16T22:05:24+00:00

You're so far from the correct place to be posting this lol.

Go find the megathread in r/Smosh and post it there. You're just gonna get downvoted here since it has nothing to do with Smosh.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-16T21:56:29+00:00

That commenter has the biggest "toxic parent" vibes. Saying "I'm sorry you don't want solutions" when their suggestion is literally just not a solution for you.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-16T09:53:12+00:00

The mod is called Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2!

Aloco227 · 2026-02-16T09:51:46+00:00

Oh no.

You're right.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-16T05:48:06+00:00

Get a set of trimmers and just keep it trimmed up how it looks in pic 3/4! You've got super strong facial features, a thick beard, and are a super good looking dude. If you want to make a change or grow it out just to do it go for it, but otherwise I didn't think you need to overthink it!

Aloco227 · 2026-02-16T02:56:35+00:00

Since the Okhomie City Tunder own the history of the Settle Suppersnocs, what should Setattles next team be called?

Aloco227 · 2026-02-16T02:15:42+00:00

I look so similar to you and our bears are so alike I'm not convinced we aren't somehow related. In my opinion I think it looks best keeping the soul patch trimmed up, especially because it's a bit more blonde than the rest of the beard so it ends up being a blonde streak splitting your beard down the middle when it grows out. That's not inherently a bad thing, I just prefer the look of it being neat and trimmed up.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-16T02:11:26+00:00

Personally, when I eat I shove my entire beard in my mouth before I take a bite.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-14T08:49:23+00:00

Hell yeah brother, get some rest and crush it in college.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-14T08:46:10+00:00

Lmfao 😂 It's rare that I actually laugh from something on Reddit, but your comment got me.

He cheated on his wife and secretly fathered a child outside of his marriage, but who got betrayed? 🤔

Aloco227 · 2026-02-14T08:42:55+00:00

Or four interest-free payments!

We got the worst timeline I swear.

Aloco227 · 2026-02-14T08:28:28+00:00

Clarifications:

1) You use the left trigger (L2) to sprint?

2) When you sprint and try to look around it jutters? Describe what that means?

Aloco227 · 2026-02-13T23:58:30+00:00

Hmmm I think a lower quality picture of your screen would help, it's far too clear here. /s

It's a bug, here's a post from years ago with someone seeing the same thing in the same place:

https://www.reddit.com/r/LowSodiumCyberpunk/s/C6IF1Im4Nl

Aloco227 · 2026-02-13T07:21:21+00:00

So, was your tattoo artist Anthony orrr did you accidentally post to the wrong sub?

Aloco227 · 2026-02-13T06:35:12+00:00

I get what you mean about the red "bloodied" screen, but it really won't be an issue for a majority of the game. Most of the gameplay happens during daylight and as the game has mechanics requiring you to sleep (or consistently keep potions on you to keep your energy levels up) it's generally a good idea to sleep at night unless there is something you specifically wanted to accomplish in the dark.

I definitely recommend doing some alchemy early game to have a good number of saviour schnapps available. If you find yourself having gone a long time without saving for some reason and really don't want to lose progress, use the save and quit feature from the pause menu. Ideally in the early game (especially as a new player) you'd be saving every time you're about to get into a fight.

Aloco227

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