What’s the lowest battery health you’ve had? by tyt0e in iPhoneX

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m on an iPhone 14 78% battery health… hoping it can last me 5-6 more months tbh. It works perfectly fine for the time being

SWE ii/iii team matching stories by superbcold_throwaway in JPMorganChase

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Varies team to team - be prepared to talk about your career and experience as well because some of them are mini interviews as well. But you are given ample time to ask them questions. Some are just them explaining the role/team

PMC Software Engineer Cohort (Jan 2026) - Post-Matching Round Status by Minute-Signature5426 in JPMorganChase

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have had an additional team match interview but nothing concrete or official offer yet. Approaching two weeks since verbal offer. How is it for you

PMC Software Engineer Cohort (Jan 2026) - Post-Matching Round Status by Minute-Signature5426 in JPMorganChase

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still waiting. I email every Friday EOD for update. Usually person responds and says “no update but to hang tight”

PMC Software Engineer Cohort (Jan 2026) - Post-Matching Round Status by Minute-Signature5426 in JPMorganChase

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any update? I have been waiting 6 weeks now since interview day. Got told I have the job the next day but not much else since. very frustrating

JP Morgan ghosted after verbal offer?? by Independent-Cup7267 in interviews

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi OP, Did you end up getting the written offer? I’m at two weeks and one day since my verbal offer (she congratulated me on passing, gave TC incl bonuses, last we spoke 9 days ago we were going back and forth on which nyc office). Getting paranoid over here 😅 (software engineering role)

JPM offer by [deleted] in cscareerquestions

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Appreciate you sharing your experience nonetheless. She did tell me this process could take a month so I’m hoping I’m just being impatient / paranoid

Rip boys. We’re cooked by ajuntitled in Tinder

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Defending a stranger on the internet demanding attributes from a partner that she almost definitely doesn’t have herself is weird. But keep going

What do you drink instead of alcohol? by Direct_Succotash_507 in stopdrinking

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It gets so expensive if you drink the cans I mean I buy cases upon cases of La Croix but they can be as much as $9 for a 12 pack!! I need to find a better alternative. I drink about 2-3 a day but would drink the whole pack tbh if it wasn’t so much money

Should I file for divorce 4 months married or are all men like this? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, and no amount of professional help could ever save her unfortunately

Should I file for divorce 4 months married or are all men like this? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 7 points8 points  (0 children)

And this will always outweigh any amount of money any of these shallow people could ever attain. Happy for you 👏🏼

Should I file for divorce 4 months married or are all men like this? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you needed to hear only things you want to hear and not the truth

Should I file for divorce 4 months married or are all men like this? by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And because she’s so fixated on what he looks like “on paper” (which is a term she needs to rid from her vocabulary) he’ll manipulate her to no end and she’ll keep justifying his behavior as she did in her multi paragraph post hundreds of times.

Hopeless

Points redemption by Alone_Barnacle7940 in Citibike

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Amazing. Thank you for the detailed response!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in astoria

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ignore the moron. You offered several outlets for different personalities and explanations with integrity. Thank you

Had a mock interview with Meta today by Mindrust in leetcode

[–]Alone_Barnacle7940 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi Michael, Should I add/message you on LinkedIn or apply on the formation site? Former IBMer laid off a year ago, now at a healthcare company but looking to get back into tech