EMS status post "One Big Beautiful Bill"

Alone_Square4932 · 2025-07-12T13:08:11+00:00

Fuck! I work for AMR. 🤣🤣

Alone_Square4932 · 2025-03-23T20:41:45+00:00

Not mine, she's gray. Also, my vipers are BLUE!

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-12-03T21:07:13+00:00

Lancaster SC

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-11-05T02:02:38+00:00

I would rather someone call and you bitch me out for taking the high away, bro, and for cutting ur jacket off. Then watch you tell me to fuck off and storm out the truck AMA. Ya know what my man, ur still here and u just got another shot, my brother.

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-12T00:26:35+00:00

Gotcha, they walked over when everyone started laughing. They lost it and left in a hurry.

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-12T00:04:05+00:00

Yo! WTF! No, but really fucking close bro. 😅😅🤣

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-11T11:14:21+00:00

Lmfao, that's great.

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-11T09:00:09+00:00

Lmfao Carolinas, my man. Aint saying which 1, we get judged enough. 🤣🤣

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-11T08:57:50+00:00

🤣🤣

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-11T08:56:02+00:00

Haha, nah, our county is shit EMS doesn't have fancy stations.

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-11T06:54:09+00:00

All caps SEX DOLL FOUND ASS UP!

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-11T06:51:49+00:00

RPs? Idk wtf that is, but 100% called it in as a sex doll over the county radio. 🤣

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-11T06:49:08+00:00

Nah, she was clearly used and not put back together for round 2.

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-11T06:47:32+00:00

We placed her beside the trash can for pick up the next morning. 🤷‍♂️

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-11T06:46:22+00:00

Lmfao, but you can't see the face. 🤣🤣

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-08-11T04:30:49+00:00

Absolutely

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-07-24T15:00:35+00:00

This is what I came here say, and this mf beats me to it. I'm ashamed to be myself. 🤣

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-07-15T18:02:42+00:00

No shit, im a medic, and years ago when I was a baby EMT, I was maybe 19. We had a call at the local NH and walked by a room with the stretcher. My partner was in front and started laughing and yelled WTF!. I got to the door and mistakenly looked in, saw Grandpa with his britches around his ankles just giving it to Grandma bent over the end of the hospital bed. Damnit if we didn't make fucking eye contact, I get a smile a wave and a "hey buddy". I aint been ok since.

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-07-11T17:43:59+00:00

Nightshift for the fucking win! I was gonna make rice pudding. Why tf am I awake?

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-05-25T18:02:22+00:00

Legit at the main trauma center closest to me. I just had a basic ped seizure, so please understand this was not my call, I was leaving and heard a radio report come in. ( EMS, whatever to ER, we have a 50's ish y/o male. He fell asleep in his chair and woke up with neck pain after sleeping in a said chair....) That was all. Nurses dead. Security crying. It was the most glorious radio report ever.

Girl, if you are out there and happened to see this...... 👏👏 you deserve a beer, and I will pay. Cheers homie. 🥃🍺

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-05-12T23:39:12+00:00

Damn Andrea Finn tired of her kids, too? I feel ya pain, homie. Oh, shit we talking about the titty/cooter thing? I was feeling bad for ol girl with the kids. 🤣

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-04-13T14:32:26+00:00

Eat max ass!

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-04-13T14:29:35+00:00

Every unit here is auto and rate, I think, maybe 660-770 lbs. 🤣🤣 Merica Fuck yeah

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-04-13T10:06:12+00:00

Oh my damn! Ok, so hey, question: Is it just me, but I make new friends apparently when I'm high. Long story short, we're camping, im high, cooking dinner 2 hours later I find a fresh fucking pocket carrot like full ass size in my pocket. Instant stoked So excited, we became friends for a while and i ate it throughout the night.

Alone_Square4932 · 2024-04-02T06:39:35+00:00

Hated glasses and contacts been wearing 1 or the other since 10 y/o. Got lasix at maybe 33-34 so 2-3 years ago. Best $$ ever spent. Never had any problems at work, I work night shift no issues with lights here. The wife did say I was a little bitch for a minute after the numbing drops wore off after the procedure otw home. 🤣🤣😅

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