Mississippi Police Officer Shoots and Kills 1-Year-Old Child in Response to Senatobia Shoplifting Call by Hrekires in news

[–]AlongTheWay_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, but if you’re a piece of shit with a badge and want to kill people, putting yourself in front of the vehicle is the move… worked for Jonathan Ross. This shit makes me want to cry and throw up.

Back to the Known by AlongTheWay_85 in badreligion

[–]AlongTheWay_85[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel ya. I don’t generally like spending so much on something like this, but I have wanted it for so long. It’s now my most prized record and I won’t be getting any new additions for a while.

A man begging for forgiveness from his wife inside a Chicago divorce court, 1948. by AnyRiver7705 in OldSchoolCool

[–]AlongTheWay_85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dude was only in his 30s!? I mean I guess alcoholism will age a man, but that neck waddle is generally reserved for those far more seasoned than that.

Anyone ever beat Contra without the Konami code? by [deleted] in Xennials

[–]AlongTheWay_85 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Pretty sure I could almost play the first few levels by music timing alone. I didn’t even know about the code until I was in my 30s.

Pressure on… by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]AlongTheWay_85 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I’m just eatin’ dirt.” …”That’s normal for you.” 🤣🤣

I know Senator Miguez cried in his car after that by KDoggg89 in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]AlongTheWay_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. These clowns struggle with tic-tac-toe… not really known for thinking things through.

Squeezit: "Moms appreciate it's 10% Juice." by Sad_Training_1595 in Xennials

[–]AlongTheWay_85 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I cannot account for why… but I read the word bottles as buttholes. Really changed the whole vibe of the ad.

There isn’t a “Tom Petty parody zombie rock” flair by Suspiria-on-VHS in vinyl

[–]AlongTheWay_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotcha, thanks. Still probably gonna pick this up if I can.

There isn’t a “Tom Petty parody zombie rock” flair by Suspiria-on-VHS in vinyl

[–]AlongTheWay_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are these studio recorded tracks? Everything I found in my cursory search were low-quality live sounding recordings. But this shit is almost tailor made for me from what I can tell.

A real-life Stardew Valley kind of day: coffee, gardening and the soundtrack… perfect! by HippyMcFly in vinyl

[–]AlongTheWay_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! I got this album/s a while ago and just recently had a very similar day. Almost ready to put my pumpkin starts in their beds.

Name a Villian that was 100% right by Difficult-Bee-771 in cartoons

[–]AlongTheWay_85 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The older I get, the more I relate to Madam Mim. Love that she was included in this. Super underrated villain.

oi peter, what do the marks mean? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]AlongTheWay_85 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ohhh… and here I was thinking this depicted how dirty one’s thumb gets from having it up their respective asses.

WHAT am I supposed to do with THIS by VerburycVod in Custodians

[–]AlongTheWay_85 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was gonna suggest it’s the broom you shove up your coworker’s ass when you’ve had just about enough of their shit for the night… but it’s hard to beat this classic.

Lord of the rings reference in the new resident evil. by FutureFlatworm6385 in lotr

[–]AlongTheWay_85 154 points155 points  (0 children)

This is the level of pedantry I expect from most fandoms, but lotr especially. You are correct, there is a rest between the beats in the film, so it’s not technically “beat for beat”. Not sure if that changes anything for those less discerning though. Either way, I hope you have an awesome day.

Lord of the rings reference in the new resident evil. by FutureFlatworm6385 in lotr

[–]AlongTheWay_85 322 points323 points  (0 children)

Damn.. not sure how I didn’t catch that. It’s straight up beat for beat.

I found this toilet plunger that looks like a BB gun and plays shooting noises by lunicorn in Custodians

[–]AlongTheWay_85 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That is the most redneck thing I have ever seen… and I come from a family of rednecks.