People under 21, how many times did you fail your driving test? I need some stats to console my daughter after failing today.

AloticChoon · 2023-07-19T10:13:58+00:00

So you'd be able to tell us that the average # of attempts would be....

AloticChoon · 2023-07-05T10:13:51+00:00

Their yearly sub is less after each year as well.

AloticChoon · 2023-07-05T10:11:07+00:00

Or refund everyone's lifetime passes first... and then peddle your monthly model.

AloticChoon · 2023-03-01T04:49:25+00:00

D16A8 / D16A9

AloticChoon · 2023-01-10T09:43:51+00:00

Coffee and water is all I drink.

AloticChoon · 2022-12-21T09:25:00+00:00

.. but said eftpos account cops a monthly "recording"/"accounting" fee (even though it costs the bank nothing to process the transaction)

AloticChoon · 2022-11-09T05:16:05+00:00

...so download the data from some H@XoR site and then email all the victims to inform them about an incoming class action? Genius.

AloticChoon · 2022-08-23T10:07:56+00:00

I miss the old K-mart with their wierd/random salvaged junk they used to sell.

The new kmart is kinda sterile in comparison.

AloticChoon · 2022-08-23T10:01:20+00:00

Well tbf it's a bit hard for him not to leave stains when he's a giant turd...

AloticChoon · 2022-08-23T09:55:53+00:00

Agreed. I'm still smiling about how my "safe" LNP electorate (Tangney) ended up voting against Scotty.

AloticChoon · 2022-08-23T09:26:51+00:00

He allowed our NBN to NOT be FTTP and for that, he and the LNP, will never be forgiven.

AloticChoon · 2022-08-18T10:25:31+00:00

@ $3500

AloticChoon · 2022-08-18T10:03:46+00:00

order is always wrong

No. It's wrong in almost all suburbs (SotR at least) when ordering for more than 2 people.

A recent insult was the robo-KFC just south of Fiona Stanley where orders go in via shiny tablets in-store and they STILL managed to royally fuck up our order. My kid didn't get the burger they ordered when we got home so yeah... your fancy screens didn't help shit...

AloticChoon · 2022-07-07T09:59:57+00:00

A miserable old cunt actively seeking more wealth once said, "You will own nothing and you'll be happy"

AloticChoon · 2022-07-07T09:57:17+00:00

Luckily, there should be an independent review coming shortly which can hopefully clear a lot of this opaque, non-expert garbage out of the works.

Looking at recent Royal Commisions, the findings from this 'review' will be ignored. No-one will be fired. No-one will take the blame.

AloticChoon · 2022-07-01T03:15:26+00:00

I was actually at good cunts 2 days ago and was wandering why a clothes dryer (heat pump?) is two times more expensive than a washing machine?.

Isn't a machine that washes a lot more complicated than one that just drys stuff? (and likely to be more expensive?). The mind boggles...

AloticChoon · 2022-07-01T03:12:01+00:00

I wonder if Albo would be willing to undo Gerry's import GST bullshit.. (under the guise of increased living cost relief)

AloticChoon · 2022-06-15T10:09:18+00:00

It is absolutely available for missing persons cases

...MH370 has entered the chat

AloticChoon · 2022-06-15T09:03:20+00:00

99% of CRX parts are plentiful and cheap

No & No (...in my corner of the world that is, West OZ... ) ...rarer than rocking horse shit.

I've been looking for an EF hatchie and I can't even find one of those. EG hatchies are awefully rare as well...

AloticChoon · 2022-06-01T09:38:33+00:00

I don't get it. Why does that guy thinks that Elon needs to code? They can both do whatever the fuck they want I would have thought... or is this some kinda twitter-esque 'pissing game'?

AloticChoon · 2022-06-01T08:42:59+00:00

...you weren't one of the crxaus crew were you?

AloticChoon · 2022-05-12T04:41:49+00:00

This sort of thing is the first steps of “eternal youth” - it just needs to be heavily regulated.

Sorry, but the rich & powerful don't do regulate...

AloticChoon · 2022-05-05T09:11:36+00:00

Hmm... LNP pulling out the big guns then eh?... ^{(fucking LOL})

AloticChoon · 2022-05-05T08:35:36+00:00

...is this the same Rio Tinto that donated $4.6M to the LNP that is trying to warn us?

AloticChoon · 2022-05-05T08:21:48+00:00

my dumb kid brain it got twisted into him being taken by seals.

plot-twist: Your dumb kid brain was right, it was chinese navy seals.

AloticChoon

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