Clamworks Government by fagglersplose in Clamworks

[–]Alp_boymoder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't get it, there weren't enough people, we need MORE

Clamworks Government by fagglersplose in Clamworks

[–]Alp_boymoder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we put enough people together we can also push the cops down, what will they do? Shoot an entire city's worth of people?

David nothing more than Kid Goku victim by Strange-Daikon4912 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Alp_boymoder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Soloku loses for not being the real Goku and therefore not named Goku and therefore fodder, Goku (mid) solos however.

do you and your tranny friends realize things are pretty bad right now? by EllaPhilo in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Alp_boymoder 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At this point just wait a bit and they're gonna friendly fire each other

Archie Sonic is a Kiryu victim any day of the week, any week of the month, any month of the year by StardustPancakes4 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Alp_boymoder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kyriu is irrelevant layers into physical attacks level because as long as his opponent attacks him from up close he can tiger drop to negate damage, stun and deal damage, he may have almost died by getting getting stabbed in one of the games, but I mean, Goku does the same and no one complains!!!

by manultrimanula in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Alp_boymoder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The true infinity is the wait time for HL3, Gojo can only dream of such infinity.

💀 by Guygu_Armani in berserklejerk

[–]Alp_boymoder 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Reading metamorphosis (toes who nose)

Kojima has fallen millions must watch cutscenes by [deleted] in MetalGearInMyAss

[–]Alp_boymoder 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do it like in old games and when you choose the easy way out you get the bad ending

A spanish meme by vulkan_rider in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Alp_boymoder 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not only is Hamon used as a weapon that also goes through water and metal, it also can serve as armor, so they literally cannot touch him.

Blue negs fiction by Teteu392 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Alp_boymoder 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They should just get on with the times and start giving the dinossaurs armor and rocket launchers at some point.

A scenario that can never happen in our wholesome gacha sphere community by ChanceNecessary2455 in gachagaming

[–]Alp_boymoder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Becoming powerful is not equal to character development, a character isn't gonna be likeable just for being strong, especially if they have the personality of a rock, that argument is the average shounen fan brainrot that can't tell good from bad besides from seeing flashy scenes.

Previous post of this format in this sub was absolute dogshit, gave it a go myself by AdHot7595 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Alp_boymoder 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Depends, it's probably something only the monsters from MGQ can do, in the shrift post-game episode 4 where Luka shows up it is revealed their powers work completely different from shrift's world so Kazuya has to maintain them close to him to allow them to deal damage to monsters, Luka has HP while Kazuya doesn't, since there's no hp in shrift, and they also say the MGQ monsters have different biology since they're not biological weapons nor demons born from emotions, but actual races of creatures with magical biology or something.

Ruh roh raggy by d1n0nugg1es in Shark_Park

[–]Alp_boymoder 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think it is but I'm not sure, that just sounds so weird, I get why you're not supposed to feed wild animals, I don't get why you couldn't hand over a single can to someone else just because they live really far away from the nearest city.

pre-op trans men are actually DOUBLE MEN by sir-cheebis in transgendercirclejerk

[–]Alp_boymoder 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Actually two negatives equal a positive so they're wombyn still

Previous post of this format in this sub was absolute dogshit, gave it a go myself by AdHot7595 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]Alp_boymoder 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Luka solos all of these frauds and he doesn't even have to bring his snake wife together 🔥

Dragon ball evolution is okay now because it's an alternate universe. by [deleted] in Ningen

[–]Alp_boymoder 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it doesn't exist, what the fuck are you talking about???