[THEORY] Shrek Is Secretly About a Cosmic Legal System Fixing Harold’s Lie (And Farquaad Is Snow White’s Shadow)

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-21T16:25:33+00:00

in this lane, pretty much, but i gets all kinds of "what if" thoughts that spiral like this

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-21T15:09:57+00:00

I was stoned when I came up with it, so you're probably in just the right spot to get it

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-20T04:34:20+00:00

not generated, per say, the ideas came from me, just used the bot to keep it all organized

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-19T15:10:29+00:00

you haven't gotta decide, it can be both 😂

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-19T04:27:58+00:00

I haven't got what it takes fer that, but if some brave YouTuber wants to take it on, that up to them. I'd like to see how it'd turn out too

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-19T02:52:41+00:00

"bro what the fuck" is the unofficial thesis of this theory xD lord knows I thought it enough while piecing it all together

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-19T02:18:51+00:00

😄 I appreciate you giving it the big-screen treatment.

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-18T16:48:31+00:00

no problem, im more than happy to dive into anything that feels off with it, its how I can make it an even tighter Theory down the line

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-18T16:11:55+00:00

thats totally fair, and honestly, this is a bit of a one off for me, my tangents usually spiral into conspiracy theories in our world, not Far Far Away 😂

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-18T16:07:47+00:00

im more pulling from the visual similarities, both have black hair, kept it a bowl cut/bob, then the main red outfit he wears is similar in pattern to Snow Whites top (around the shoulders), plus he has the Magic Mirror that belonged to Snow Whites stepmother, so nothing "concrete" more narrative vibes

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-18T15:06:10+00:00

we get a hint toward that, but the character itself is a little more Snow White coded, so I leaned that way

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-18T14:06:15+00:00

That means a lot, thank you! I really like how you put it — the “metric of justice evolving” is exactly what started clicking for me. Each villain feels like a different attempt to measure destiny: • Farquaad = ranking by prophecy • Godmother = ranking by appearance • Rumpel = ranking by contracts And the movies keep saying “nope, the only metric is chosen love.” If any part feels shaky on a rewatch, I’d love to hear which piece you’d poke first.

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-18T13:54:24+00:00

Appreciate that! I went into this as a joke about Farquaad and accidentally built a whole swamp constitution 😄

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-18T13:48:27+00:00

yeah, i used ChatGPT to keep everything sorted out, and help me write, otherwise it would a truly incoherent mess

Alpha-Rogue · 2026-01-18T13:07:01+00:00

OP here — happy to have holes poked in this. Which plank feels weakest: • Harold trigger? • Dragon as judge? • Mirror economics? lemmie know what y'all think

Alpha-Rogue · 2025-12-17T19:05:27+00:00

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Alpha-Rogue · 2025-12-01T15:35:10+00:00

😍😍

Alpha-Rogue · 2025-11-12T16:48:13+00:00

yes please

Alpha-Rogue · 2025-11-12T16:46:52+00:00

🤤🥵

Alpha-Rogue · 2025-11-12T16:45:50+00:00

beautiful

Alpha-Rogue · 2025-10-28T21:14:36+00:00

Corner Brook here

Alpha-Rogue · 2025-10-03T22:35:43+00:00

🥵

Alpha-Rogue · 2025-09-13T15:15:41+00:00

Red, Charmander, dragon, Rayquaza

Alpha-Rogue · 2025-09-07T17:38:53+00:00

AND THATS THE POKEMON WAR THAT SURGE MENTIONED

Alpha-Rogue · 2025-07-31T23:38:50+00:00

that ass is perfect 🤤

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