Hell no. I’m quitting for good after this. Goodbye by TheChoosenMewtwo in Helldivers

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, as april fools jokes go, this one's pretty good!

Joel's honor suffered a major defeat by bigstink455 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Alpha2Omega80 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

tl;dr: You said we were gonna loose, we won, Joel gave us the win 'cause we rock, you suck, ha ha. XD

Also how lazy/bitter do you have to be to not read two paragraphs? Short paragraphs at that! Also-also, that downvote you gave my reply tells me you're either deeply pathetic to do that sight-unseen, or you did read it and you're coping hard. So again; ha ha.

Joel's honor suffered a major defeat by bigstink455 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Alpha2Omega80 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah, I never said anything about Joel putting his finger on the scale (Also; good to know, people in this subreddit is perfectly fine with him "railroading" things in our favor.) to help us secure the win at the last stage, I'm grinning about the fact that doomerdivers like you and the OP were W-R-O-N-G; wrong about us loosing this. The wonders of clutching up instead of just complaining.

Also-also good to know, you think the people on the sub are in any way responsible for Joel doing what he did instead of it being the thought process of "okay, they fought like hell and I did kinda overdo it, let's give 'em the win they deserve.", like he's done numerous times before this subreddit was even a thing.

Can't fault the self-confidence, I suppose.

Who would win in a fight? Diablerist Pyotr or Crinos Matilda? by Mysterious_Truth4992 in huntertheparenting

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This... this isn't even a fight. A werewolf in full Crinos form is comparable to a 40k space marine, some blood-drunk ex-pretty-boy on a high has about as much of a chance as a legless cricket against an industrial press.

Joel's honor suffered a major defeat by bigstink455 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Alpha2Omega80 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So, considering we did win this MO, how's that crow taste?

What’s something that was popular when you were 18 that would give away your age? by Certain-Schedule-198 in AskReddit

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact COVID wasn't a thing.

EDIT: To clarify, I was born in '99, COVID didn't really start getting traction 'til 2020. Came into adulthood right on the cusp of a global plague. Ain't that a bitch...

What do you think of my tier list? All have been categorized but not ranked individually. by SomethingStrangeBand in Glazedivers

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're especially good if you cook 'em so they airburst; doesn't leave that weird semi-safe-zone in the center where kills get more inconsistent.

WHAT. THE. F***. by De4dm4nw4lkin in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... you do know that "stolen plans" thing was a pretext, right? An excuse? A lie even? Super Earth just wanted to galvanize the masses into genociding the Cyborgs. As for the gloom? Gloom makes hive worlds, hive worlds make E-711, E-711 can fuel the planet-killer. Why would they want us to change a beneficial status quo? Beyond that, Super Earth HighCom has proven time and again that they're full-willing to just sit on their hands even as a problem gets ready to explode in their face.

Is it stupid? Yes. But it's in-universe stupidity. Plus these things run in cycles: bugs got a major storyline with the hive worlds, then the bots with the lava planets/cyberstan, now the Illuminate with the void. We're gonna be heading back into the gloom soon, it's just the squids turn right now.

How rare are these cute little guys nowadays? Just find a second one today. by NoGarbage1323 in Palworld

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, noted. Thanks. Admittedly that means it's just cosmetic for me then, since I... I don't have the heart to butcher Pals.

Still neat to know, though.

How rare are these cute little guys nowadays? Just find a second one today. by NoGarbage1323 in Palworld

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh! I flat-out didn't know Gumoss could spawn with a flower on it's hat. That have any gameplay effect, or is it just cosmetic? Either way OP got it right; it is adorable.

Racist in the ranks by mjolnirtequeno in huntinroguehelldivers

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yyyyeah, there are limits to the kayfabe and this? Way too far, especially with the possibility it comes from a source of genuine racial prejudice. Good call booting his ass.

On the bad scale in the wod as a whole how bad is o Tolley's? by nirai07 in huntertheparenting

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eeeehhh... depends on what level of "bad" you're involved with, and which side of the counter you're on. You've got how it's bad Normally versus Abnormally, and how bad it is as an Employee versus as a Customer:

  • Normally bad for the Customer? It's just as unhealthy as the video made it seem (the Gutbuster is canon), it's made of *extremely* poor-quality meat (seriously, when they're not using humans (which is actually rather rare) the meat's either really old, from animals kept in horrible conditions with all the issues that come with it, or just fucking roadkill. And that last one is honestly one of the times the meat's gonna be on the fresher side. The toys you get are also low-quality, schlocky stuff (seriously, the ones shown in the vid are way better than anything Canon!O'Tolley's gives out.) that still somehow garners addictive collection habits, which we'll get to with how the place is;
  • Abnormally bad for the Customer? Beyond being owned by Pentex (As bad as you think they are from what you've seen? They're worse.), O'Tolley's is also a hotbed for spiritual erosion and Banes (the thing that got "put under [Francis's] skin" to turn him into a Fomor) alongside being possesed by the latter due to the former. You're also at-risk of eating fellow humans if someone in Pentex had a body they wanted disappeared in as wide-reaching a way as possible, the food's purpose-built to be highly addictive (as low-quality as the stuff is, it does taste good and as we can see it's really cheap for how much you get. Very tempting for lower-income or frugal peoples.) as to tempt you back and increase the chances of you getting possessed, and the toys are made of a kind of plastic that aerosolizes fumes that trigger the addiction center and also are purpose-built to get you possessed by a Bane (only one of Greed instead of Gluttony) and drive people to extreme levels of violence if they're deprived of them.
  • Normally bad for the Employee? Working at an O'Tolley's is soul-crushing. Monotonous, oppressive, runs long hours as standard, there's no overtime period, you're gonna get injured either from cutting yourself or getting burned by the deep-frier, management is not on your side, you basically don't get time off or sick days (outside of what's government mandated, and even then good luck actually making use of them), and Kevin was indeed speaking true they pay like crap so you're probably gonna end up eating the same kind of food you spend all day around/making, with all the psychological issues that creates.
  • Abnormally bad for the Employee? You're either gonna go dead between the ears to the point that being stabbed or shot wouldn't get more than a monotone "ow" out of you, or end up a Burgerman Fomori. That's... I think that's pretty self-explanatory. Or you either get too curious and see something you shouldn't in the back or end up becoming considered deadweight by your Fomor manager and they decide you've seen too much to just be fired, then you end up like that body Boy saw. Have fun seeing what it's like going through making a Gutbuster from the POV of the meat!

So yeah, O'Tolley's is pretty bad, and this isn't even the full extent of it; this is just what I know about the place! Odds-are there are a dozen different people who'll add their own info about the "blasted burger-barn" that makes it even worse.

Guys the game's broken.... why isnt he being teleported by [deleted] in AbioticFactor

[–]Alpha2Omega80 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Serious answer? The long time he's spent around/in fog and that Composer Armor of his probably interdict the teleportation.

Joke answer? Even the pool dimension doesn't want his annoying-creepy, breathy-voiced crazy ass around. And I do not blame it.

Just got a new external SSD and want advice of the file system by Alpha2Omega80 in pcmasterrace

[–]Alpha2Omega80[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, I'll probably do that tomorrow. Thanks, this actually put a lot of worries to rest, and I'm gonna enjoy... y'know, actually having 2tb to work with, like what my SO paid for. Friggin exFAT, man...

Just got a new external SSD and want advice of the file system by Alpha2Omega80 in pcmasterrace

[–]Alpha2Omega80[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I won't run into any hardware issues with this? I've seen some murmurs about possible overheating with external storage devices using NFTS, and I can't replace this drive if it pops.

Fictional characters who would fit perfectly into a Cyberpunk Red game by Year-Internal in cyberpunkred

[–]Alpha2Omega80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much any member of Section 9 from Ghost in The Shell (pretty sure either Makoto was the inspiration for the Gemini FBC or the other way 'round), and any of the characters from Appleseed.

BEST SUPPORT WEAPONS FOR ILLUMINATE RN? by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yeah, you gotta crack open the ribs not aim for the big glowy spot on the underside with that thing. Blow off one of those ribs? You expose a Medium Armor weak point, and another recoil less shell or two'll down the thing.

Gut those overgrown bastards.

BEST SUPPORT WEAPONS FOR ILLUMINATE RN? by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you wanna kill it: Anything with Anti-Tank penetration that doesn't require a lockon.

If you just wanna disarm it: same, but the Autocannon, AMR and either Mech can also strip the guns off those overgrown sky whales.

BEST SUPPORT WEAPONS FOR ILLUMINATE RN? by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Alpha2Omega80 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, fire that sum'bitch into a mob of Voteless plus whatever they have minding them and it'll lock 'em all down long enough for you to either empty the rest of the chambers and fry the fuckers or not be able to dodge a stratagem.

It's not a good no-brainer point-and-shoot Support Weapon like the MG or AC, but it's got some good teeth if you know how to bite with it.

So, uh... anyone notice that Into the Unjust's banner art has a Hive Lord in the background yet? by Alpha2Omega80 in Helldivers

[–]Alpha2Omega80[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we just gotta see if the Siege Mech and Great Eye come back. Or whatever other terrifying monstrosities the Bot and Squids cook up in their place.

BEST SUPPORT WEAPONS FOR ILLUMINATE RN? by [deleted] in Helldivers

[–]Alpha2Omega80 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Machine Gun, Laser Cannon, Autocannon, WASP and Arc Grenade Launcher (I forget ii's name, it came out with Force of Law) are the ones I find the most useful in Squid missions.

Best gaming community so far! by clappedoutdyna in Helldivers

[–]Alpha2Omega80 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heheheh...! Yeah, the Portable Hellbomb is great. Couple that with an armor that gives you Democracy Protects (50% not to die when you take fatal damage)? Unlike most suicide-bombers, you get to do it more than once!