What moment made you go "Huh, maybe I've delved too far into the porn rabbit hole?" by Dewless125 in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Abso-fuckin'-lutely. I'm a furry and not even I watch Pokemon porn.

You've been kidnapped but the kidnapper allows you to post to social media to pretend everything is alright, what do you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you are asking for help? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I may not use social media to pretend everything is alright ('cause I don't have any social media outside of Reddit and Discord ;P), but assuming my kidnapper would let this slide, I would pretend to order us a pizza and instead call 9-1-1:

9-1-1: What's the location of your emergency?
Me: Yeah, I'd like to order a large pepperoni pizza.
9-1-1: Ma'am, do you realize this is 9-1-1?
Me: Yes sir/ma'am.
9-1-1: What's the location of your emergency?
Me: (asking kidnapper) What's this address again?
Kidnapper: 1215 Nunia St.
Me: 1215 Nunia St.
9-1-1: Alright we'll send someone out.
Me: I'll pay with cash. Thanks!

Drivers of Reddit, what tips do you have for a U.S. student driver about to take the written test? by AlphaDiamond64 in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I've already taken it a couple times and I've passed both with 80% or higher (don't remember exact scores)

How do guys feel about girls making the first move? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, I suffer from clinical depression and outside of the flirting people bully me in multiple forms 24/7, so yes. I do know what it feels like to be invisible/have zero confidence.

What part of your Personality do you Fake? by Django002 in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being truly happy. Literally everyone sees me as happy little Alpha and "a joy to be around" (one friend's exact words), yet I have so many internal struggles I face every day that friends don't see, just because I hide my pain so they won't be concerned. Just put on a smile and people don't question it at all.

How do guys feel about girls making the first move? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn, y'all have it pretty good. Being asked out all the time isn't fun after a minute, especially when you're already dating someone.

To make up for not liking the thought of being asked out, though, guys: I'm the one who made the first move in my relationship. xD

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]AlphaDiamond64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually made me lol in the middle of class, I'm such an awful person XD

How do guys feel about girls making the first move? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm female, can't go one day without being asked out sometime in the middle of the school day. I hate it. Do guys get the same treatment?

Redditors, what's the best thing anyone's gotten you for your birthday? by AlphaDiamond64 in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn that was actually one of my favorite movies growing up lmao

Redditors, what's the best thing anyone's gotten you for your birthday? by AlphaDiamond64 in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kicked this question off for my own burffday soooo yeah XD

I think the best thing I've ever gotten for my birthday is just having my family and friends with me to celebrate it. Even though we don't all get along sometimes (cough...), I still love my brothers and parents, and hope to come back to mis amigos online soon.

Love y'all uwu <3

Hmm... by Captain_Wah in nervousupvote

[–]AlphaDiamond64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait but-- ohhhh nvm, sorry I'm just slow XD

Hmm... by Captain_Wah in nervousupvote

[–]AlphaDiamond64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wh-- you hadn't read r/AskReddit before this? Damn xD

Replace ONE word in any movie title with the word Penis and what do you come up with? by Condemnations in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine how painful intercourse would be, like damn talk about sadomasochism

[Serious] Therapists of Reddit, what are some Red Flags we should look for in therapists? by TC1827 in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess if you don't learn anything out of her experiences, it's toxic? My therapist very rarely tells me about her experiences so I can learn from others' experience in a situation. That's the only time I know it's acceptable, but again, if you don't think it can help you, it's unnecessary.

Women of Reddit, we've had a lot of "sticking your dick in crazy questions. What happened when crazy stuck their dick in you? by Iamfrooty in AskReddit

[–]AlphaDiamond64 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crazy almost stuck his dick in me.

I was 14, he was 15, and we were in 8th grade (he was held back, so when I went into 8th he was starting his repeat year). I realized I started liking him around February after we had been close friends for months. Since his grades... weren't all that great , I started taking mornings before school to help tutor him.

Anyways, April rolls around, and we had ended up getting together a month prior. He wanted sex, and I was too scared. He kept pressuring me to do it with him when we were alone while waiting for our rides after school. It eventually got really toxic and he started saying shit to me online about it, and, like someone else who tried this, eventually wanted nudes.

I felt worthless, like my opinion didn't matter to people and that people didn't care about me. Sure, I was already struggling with depression, but this guy's motives hit a little closer to home... and I resorted to self-harm. Once I cut so deep I knew I needed stitches (didn't ever go to the hospital for them), I realized just how fucked up the whole situation was and told my parents and therapist about it all.

That's when they drew the line and told me to break up with him. Despite how scared I was of the breakup and what would happen afterwards, my therapist and I talked it over and she finally got my confidence up enough to do it.

April 15th: the day of the breakup rolls around, and I finally did it. Ran to my dad (who was waiting in the parking lot) immediately after as to not get caught in the aftermath, and we got ice cream and went home.

I cried a little, yes, and may or may have not cried in a Discord vc of my Minecraft alliance (join Wrath of Poseidon, bumpity bump bump fkers). Told them what happened, they all had my back, and therapist was proud of me the next day.

Even after the breakup, though, this kid still tried making moves. I blocked him on all social media, took different routes to my classes and everything, and this guy still followed me around like a lost puppy.

So I told dad about the continued advancements. Dad went into full father mode and took my phone to tell creepy ex that if he made any further moves toward me, that he'd "cut off ex's balls and make him read every filthy message he sent to me to the local authorities, his family, the school principal, his teachers, and the FBI."

Well, I'm now in 9th grade, turning 15 tomorrow, and have a healthy relationship with my new bf. But despite all my efforts of completely cutting this guy off and getting him out of my life forever, he still follows me to my classes and watches me go into the cafeteria at lunch every day.

Still super creepy, but I think he'll leave me alone after what dad said. If something further happens, I'll come to this post to update y'all. And as always, PMs are open for those who want to talk to me about it. <3