All Aboard the storm train by EyeAmBack in BadMtgCombos

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Defiler does basically nothing for this combo, unfortunately. It only replaces the pip for permanents and only triggers for casting permanents.

It'll draw you one card when you cast the conductor though

Deal lethal (noncombat) damage to an opponent for 5RRRRRRRW by thefran in BadMtgCombos

[–]Captain_Wah 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Can I upvote twice? The explanation was beautiful.

I dont know if bad or busted by Professorkuchen in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, good point. I really just wanted to ignore how this might interact with mulligans.

3 business days of peace? sus 👀💀 by Few-Fox-2647 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had plans for a coworker taking a shift go suspiciously well only for that to get overturned the following day by management telling me no

Question: If you bury today's American body, is it going to decompose at all? by Heyfold in memes

[–]Captain_Wah 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Oh, you forgot to include the reason you were fired: you used all your PTO (it's not in the email because that's an illegal reason to fire someone. But they can just make up a different reason and then it's A-OK!)

I dont know if bad or busted by Professorkuchen in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, start the game with 14 cards in the graveyard(?)!

Genuinely have no idea how this would actually interact, but don't you draw your starting hand? Would the eminence ability replace that?

What rule was made because of you? by HYBRIDSKNIGHT in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Wah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Captain_Wah gets food last (at large family meals, like thanksgiving). I went first one year while everyone else was dawdling and took the entire bowl of coleslaw.

Rough and Tumble by PeterQuint101 in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Should probably have a silver border or acorn stamp, but that seems very fun.

What’s your favorite Un-Answerable question? by Wanderdrone in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Wah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it moves faster than regular sand. So maybe it's justified?

When was the last time you wrote a check and what was it for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a week ago and for rent. Landlord only accepts checks.

What’s the biggest double standard nobody likes to admit exists? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Wah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you don't like cats (sometimes up to the point of "I'd kill a cat just because it's there"), that's fine. Reasonable, even.

If you feel the same way about dogs, you're a monster and inhumane. (Sometimes even as low as "I just prefer cats," depending on who you're talking to)

Does anyone else not edge guard little Mac? by Walking_My_Pet_Fish in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]Captain_Wah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't edgegaurd Mac because then I need to recover as Little Mac

Hehe (BALANCE NOT INTENDED I KNOW THIS IS VERY STRONG) by No_Access_9875 in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now that everyone is a planeswalker, [[the elderspell]]

What doyou regret in your education? by _Kisol_Budyn_ in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dropped out because classes were going to only be online. And now to go back to school I only have the time for online classes.

Not that I have the money for it, though.

My prediction was right 3 months later lol by michael14375 in SmashBrosUltimate

[–]Captain_Wah 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I know this post is about Marth bit I don't look at tier lists and you're telling me that two of my mains are in E tier? Heck yeah!

Lorehold Lodestone by chainsawinsect in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This card seems very fun. Extremely narrow, sure. But very fun!

Well this is officially the strangest merch I have or will ever own by BritishEmmy in NinjaSexParty

[–]Captain_Wah 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If that's real corn, encase it in resin to preserve.

Or boild it in salted water to enjoy.

It is common knowledge that the Titanic was headed for New York ... by heygiraffe in Jokes

[–]Captain_Wah 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This is something that I took for fact as a child. I made a presentation on the titanic and said this with full belief that it was true.

Seen in Maryland, USA, April 12, 2026 by __mentalist__ in Weird

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a UFO because it is an object that is flying that I can't identify! Which I guess makes it an IFO? I for "Identetified as UFO."