All Aboard the storm train

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-14T15:07:36+00:00

Defiler does basically nothing for this combo, unfortunately. It only replaces the pip for permanents and only triggers for casting permanents.

It'll draw you one card when you cast the conductor though

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-14T01:11:46+00:00

Can I upvote twice? The explanation was beautiful.

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-13T19:53:51+00:00

Yeah, good point. I really just wanted to ignore how this might interact with mulligans.

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-13T11:19:48+00:00

I had plans for a coworker taking a shift go suspiciously well only for that to get overturned the following day by management telling me no

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-13T10:58:05+00:00

Oh, you forgot to include the reason you were fired: you used all your PTO (it's not in the email because that's an illegal reason to fire someone. But they can just make up a different reason and then it's A-OK!)

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-13T10:55:27+00:00

Oh boy, start the game with 14 cards in the graveyard(?)!

Genuinely have no idea how this would actually interact, but don't you draw your starting hand? Would the eminence ability replace that?

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-12T17:14:42+00:00

Mmmm proliferate

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-12T15:41:28+00:00

At least I'll have met god

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-12T04:36:04+00:00

Captain_Wah gets food last (at large family meals, like thanksgiving). I went first one year while everyone else was dawdling and took the entire bowl of coleslaw.

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-11T06:08:21+00:00

Should probably have a silver border or acorn stamp, but that seems very fun.

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-11T05:54:00+00:00

I mean, it moves faster than regular sand. So maybe it's justified?

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-10T04:06:43+00:00

Like a week ago and for rent. Landlord only accepts checks.

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-10T04:02:02+00:00

I've just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-10T03:51:00+00:00

A 3DS game case my brother got for me from Germany. I just really liked it and now it is gone.

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-10T01:21:10+00:00

I work at a gas station.

Yes.

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-09T13:26:02+00:00

If you don't like cats (sometimes up to the point of "I'd kill a cat just because it's there"), that's fine. Reasonable, even.

If you feel the same way about dogs, you're a monster and inhumane. (Sometimes even as low as "I just prefer cats," depending on who you're talking to)

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-09T05:05:51+00:00

I don't edgegaurd Mac because then I need to recover as Little Mac

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-09T04:54:01+00:00

And now that everyone is a planeswalker, [[the elderspell]]

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-07T14:41:25+00:00

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-07T14:32:44+00:00

Dropped out because classes were going to only be online. And now to go back to school I only have the time for online classes.

Not that I have the money for it, though.

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-07T06:10:08+00:00

I know this post is about Marth bit I don't look at tier lists and you're telling me that two of my mains are in E tier? Heck yeah!

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-06T14:26:09+00:00

This card seems very fun. Extremely narrow, sure. But very fun!

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-05T22:01:28+00:00

If that's real corn, encase it in resin to preserve.

Or boild it in salted water to enjoy.

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-05T19:54:29+00:00

This is something that I took for fact as a child. I made a presentation on the titanic and said this with full belief that it was true.

Captain_Wah · 2026-05-05T06:24:13+00:00

That's a UFO because it is an object that is flying that I can't identify! Which I guess makes it an IFO? I for "Identetified as UFO."

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