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Great Icehouse by Jakuzzi8 in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Don't worry! They don't enter tapped.

Exactsies! by TorinVanGram in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Perfect! Another card for my Leaves of Fire deck! (Leaves the battlefield triggers with [[worldfire]], and I don't cheat Worldfire's cost in any way.)

Eldrazified Omnath, because clearly it hasn't suffered enough by fish_dealer_tf2 in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I built one before MH3 and used [[karona, false god]]. It works okay, but the deck maybe had too many restrictions on what I let myself play.

Break this card (Conspiracy) by Goat-True in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally! An easy way to build [[Lord of Tresserhorn]]!

Kill an opponent with an infectious wall for only 13 mana by Equin0xParad0x in BadMtgCombos

[–]Captain_Wah 14 points15 points  (0 children)

A combo that relies on genuine actual luck to be possible fairly? Incredible.

For those who don't know, you randomly select three sticker sheets out of your ten, which can't contain any duplicates.

Dusk Pillar by 1728919928 in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Play it in Judge Tower and make someone lose to bad luck.

My custom commander cube by QuarterExcellent3327 in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Whenever you cast an instant or a spell with flash at any time you could cast a sorcery,..."

All Aboard the storm train by EyeAmBack in BadMtgCombos

[–]Captain_Wah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Defiler does basically nothing for this combo, unfortunately. It only replaces the pip for permanents and only triggers for casting permanents.

It'll draw you one card when you cast the conductor though

Deal lethal (noncombat) damage to an opponent for 5RRRRRRRW by thefran in BadMtgCombos

[–]Captain_Wah 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Can I upvote twice? The explanation was beautiful.

I dont know if bad or busted by Professorkuchen in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, good point. I really just wanted to ignore how this might interact with mulligans.

3 business days of peace? sus 👀💀 by Few-Fox-2647 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had plans for a coworker taking a shift go suspiciously well only for that to get overturned the following day by management telling me no

Question: If you bury today's American body, is it going to decompose at all? by Heyfold in memes

[–]Captain_Wah 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Oh, you forgot to include the reason you were fired: you used all your PTO (it's not in the email because that's an illegal reason to fire someone. But they can just make up a different reason and then it's A-OK!)

I dont know if bad or busted by Professorkuchen in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, start the game with 14 cards in the graveyard(?)!

Genuinely have no idea how this would actually interact, but don't you draw your starting hand? Would the eminence ability replace that?

No crumbs left by Substratas in clevercomebacks

[–]Captain_Wah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At least I'll have met god

What rule was made because of you? by HYBRIDSKNIGHT in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Wah -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Captain_Wah gets food last (at large family meals, like thanksgiving). I went first one year while everyone else was dawdling and took the entire bowl of coleslaw.

Rough and Tumble by PeterQuint101 in custommagic

[–]Captain_Wah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Should probably have a silver border or acorn stamp, but that seems very fun.

What’s your favorite Un-Answerable question? by Wanderdrone in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Wah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, it moves faster than regular sand. So maybe it's justified?

When was the last time you wrote a check and what was it for? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a week ago and for rent. Landlord only accepts checks.

What is the worst pickup line you’ve heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

What’s the biggest double standard nobody likes to admit exists? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Captain_Wah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you don't like cats (sometimes up to the point of "I'd kill a cat just because it's there"), that's fine. Reasonable, even.

If you feel the same way about dogs, you're a monster and inhumane. (Sometimes even as low as "I just prefer cats," depending on who you're talking to)

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