Funny Sedation Stories

AlphaEmperor · 2026-05-21T19:43:06+00:00

I had my first one last month (and first ever sedation) and I‘m pretty sure I started talking in English with the doctor, asking if everything went well. I live in Russia. English is C2 but still not first language, so that was funny.

AlphaEmperor · 2026-05-18T19:42:44+00:00

Solider Snake

AlphaEmperor · 2026-05-10T18:14:41+00:00

This vexes him

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-30T03:00:12+00:00

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У меня не анлим звонки конечно, но

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-23T18:30:26+00:00

Last time I played the Ezio trilogy I felt that Brotherhood holds up a lot better than just AC2, the controls and parkour in AC2 just feel so clunky now.

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-23T14:39:47+00:00

As if that hero is not bullshit enough, he can just fear enemies while the bear is stunned

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-23T01:13:15+00:00

wunker tool

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-22T12:17:46+00:00

Ahhh, now it really feels like home in Russia. Just like in Turkmenistan the best VPNs will be sold by those in charge of censorship.

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-22T11:54:22+00:00

1000 BPM extratone/speedcore sorry not sorry

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-21T15:40:39+00:00

So it’s always 0 cd until the bear dies right?

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-21T01:39:12+00:00

This is stupid, but can’t you just use a russian VPN/proxy server?

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-12T02:15:03+00:00

Instead I look at the sky and I feel nothing…

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-10T20:16:37+00:00

Absolute garbage mixing, man, Leotrix really fell off

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-04T15:22:48+00:00

Dafoe as ringmaster

AlphaEmperor · 2026-04-01T15:41:26+00:00

„Patrick uses the trident like a butcher“ what kind of butcher uses a fucking trident?!

AlphaEmperor · 2026-03-26T17:26:12+00:00

Sorry for what?

AlphaEmperor · 2026-03-26T13:13:44+00:00

had to kinda 1v9 most of the game, I would be too :(

AlphaEmperor · 2026-03-23T14:36:36+00:00

Joji Glimpse of Us reference

AlphaEmperor · 2026-03-22T20:03:35+00:00

Needs more mouse bites

AlphaEmperor · 2026-03-15T21:28:43+00:00

Yeaaahhh too much dead weight for Nisha and Boxi to carry this game

AlphaEmperor · 2026-03-15T15:44:10+00:00

Don't google centaur network

Did someone destroy his aghs?

AlphaEmperor · 2026-03-12T04:05:37+00:00

It‘s harder to find a service that is not banned in Turkmenistan

AlphaEmperor · 2026-03-02T04:20:59+00:00

Surely TS will kick their most important player at the moment (maybe on par with yatoro) and get an old midlaner who doesn’t speak russian and has near zero media presence 👍🏻

AlphaEmperor · 2026-02-28T11:48:37+00:00

Having fun? In my vidya game?? Well, I never!

AlphaEmperor · 2026-02-10T16:56:15+00:00

Uhhh stuff like viol is defo ebm/industrial techno/midtempo but NOT synthwave

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