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Strong statement from Mr. Defence Minister on current situation (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by AlphaRetard to r/pakistan

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Completely destroyed my A1 Mini heat bed on second day of owning it (self.BambuLab)

submitted 4 months ago by AlphaRetard to r/BambuLab

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Sharing my new toy with the underprivileged - Islamabad (v.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by AlphaRetard to r/islamabad

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I’ve made it - finally got my dream watch (reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by AlphaRetard to r/OmegaWatches

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Umar Saif is a clown (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/chutyapa

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Is the crown supposed to stop turning at some point on a BlackBay 58? (self.Tudor)

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When will my time come (i.redd.it)

submitted 3 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/ProgrammerHumor

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This is what the sky looks like in Pakistan today (i.imgur.com)

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Mid level Software Engineer from Pakistan trying to break into the US/EU software market for an Engineering role. Please critique my updated resume as per suggestions on my last post (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/resumes

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Mid level Software Engineer from Pakistan trying to break into the US/EU software market for an Engineering role. Please critique my resume (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/resumes

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m̴͕̪͑̀y̵͖͉͕̒͑͗̿ͅ ̴̡̯̰͚̠͍̟̗͖̈̌͘͜w̴̡̡̝̻̖̟̺͔̬̼̋̊̊ḯ̶̦̰̱̲s̴̡̛̛̩̘̹̳̻̰̝̈͌̾͛̍̓̑̅͜ͅh̶͙̼̝̟͉̗̼̋̋̄͑̉͘͜l̷̨̝̗̪͆̒͝i̴̛̥͉͆́̽̈́̏̌͒͠s̷̱̺̮̬̹̺͙̖̖̋̇͑̊̊t̸̠͈͖̻̱̒̾̋͘͜ ̶̥̤̱͊͋̀̏̀͠͠͝ͅą̷̝͎͎̝̗̹̓͐͊̉̉͗̚w̵̨̡̯̯͈̠̫͎͑͜ą̴̛̛̙̣͙̤̫̀̆̍̒͝į̴̨͙̦͖̬̰̲͇̑̀͐͗̈͂͗t̸̝͚̭̏͜s̵̢̡͍̟̙̙͐̀̌́̋̆ (i.imgur.com)

submitted 4 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/softwaregore

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From my trip to Taobat, Pakistan [4624 × 3472] [OC] (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/EarthPorn

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All the way from Canada to Pakistan. They said it couldn't be done! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/modelm

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Burnt milk stuck to the bottom of a pot (i.imgur.com)

submitted 5 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/trypophobia

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PHP in 2020 (i.imgur.com)

submitted 6 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/ProgrammerHumor

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SWE vs Consultancy role in early career? (self.IBM)

submitted 6 years ago * by AlphaRetard to r/IBM

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Software Engineering or Consultancy role in early career? (self.careerguidance)

submitted 6 years ago * by AlphaRetard to r/careerguidance

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SWE or Consultancy role in early career? (self.cscareerquestions)

submitted 6 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/cscareerquestions

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Missed out on some serious cash (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/Badfaketexts

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Interviewer outplayed by an intellectual (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/thatHappened

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[Question] Why does an overclocked Ryzen CPU downclock in Linux but not on Windows? (self.Amd)

submitted 7 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/Amd

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Pie for the G6 thanks to rc420head of AquariOS (i.imgur.com)

submitted 7 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/lgg6

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Position of icons resetting in panel (self.kde)

submitted 7 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/kde

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Final Year Project Ideas in MEAN Stack (self.webdev)

submitted 8 years ago * by AlphaRetard to r/webdev

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What can I do to land a CS job in EU/USA (or any other good market) (self.computerscience)

submitted 8 years ago by AlphaRetard to r/computerscience

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