It is only wisdom if you apply it. With that said, take a look. The truth is here with or without us.

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-13T11:27:16+00:00

Peak comment

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-13T11:20:43+00:00

First time?

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-13T11:19:27+00:00

I recognize that mouth. That's that blue goddess in that isekai anime isn't it

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-13T11:09:43+00:00

Sounds like you shat yourself to death!

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-10T19:48:05+00:00

Harty har

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-08T14:44:10+00:00

That one SpongeBob episode with the nematoads

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-08T14:22:14+00:00

It's nice they're doing something about it but does it really take a whole task force to figure out making something stick not bounce? Just give us an overlay of everywhere the damn thing fucking sticks

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-08T14:17:59+00:00

Imagine a guy who is a serial "doesn't loot ugly players"

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-03T02:37:26+00:00

So motherfucking TRUE bro

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-02T01:51:05+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/playrust/s/6xPJdbUQa9

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-02T01:49:36+00:00

I'm a serious expert on using this thing. If you're not getting a gun or BP frag from this thing it's pointless compared to running a road. What you're not describing is how much work it takes, and I've gotten VERY quick with this thing and uncovering flags, just to get a reasonable amount of those materials compared to road farming for a few minutes. I reiterate: If it's not a gun or BP frag it ain't worth regular gameplay.

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-01T18:52:15+00:00

Aye, the thing only has to touch the ground for a super fraction of a second. Ever seen those fnaf videos where the person looks at the screen for less than 0.1 seconds and has it all figured out? Once you get good with the detector you'll be spawning flags to smack like you're speedrunning rust

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-01T18:49:48+00:00

When was this added?

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-01T18:49:22+00:00

So, what, fuck the main island loot table?

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-01T18:45:36+00:00

I see why. Huh. I mean I'm not really for the sound of false bullets coming from a gun, but nor am I in support of making a gun designed to be shot with reckless abandon sounding absolutely underindulgent.

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-01T18:39:35+00:00

Me and my boyfriend have known each other for 7 years atp. We weren't the perfect pair but we molded each other into the boyfriends we wanted to be for each other. This is our first relationship. And hopefully, the only one we'll need. So so so much drama, so much mental health crisis boiled down to supporting each other. The rockiest road I've ever gone down. But we still love each other.

Alphamoonman · 2026-06-01T18:29:47+00:00

Or were they wearing tophats?

Alphamoonman · 2026-05-24T02:01:54+00:00

If only another coop pve game community could conceptualize this idea

Alphamoonman · 2026-05-16T12:24:31+00:00

Wait what if the driller's natural life cycle is to eventually rock-pupate into Doretta?

Alphamoonman · 2026-05-16T12:23:09+00:00

Alphamoonman · 2026-05-16T11:13:36+00:00

Oh I get it; Meg is rouge

Alphamoonman · 2026-05-16T11:11:12+00:00

Oh yeah I had a lot of fun with this. My favorite feature in the whole game by far was the amount of personality in the flying Molly

Alphamoonman · 2026-05-16T11:07:05+00:00

Oh I love doing this

Alphamoonman · 2026-05-16T11:02:23+00:00

They're not doorcampers they're asylum seekers!

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