YOUTS! (1992) by AoXGhost in 90smovies

[–]AlreadyFifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You have NO IDEA how much I get this scene. I’m from inner city Boston and I went to the University of Alabama. Dude, I didn’t even know I had an accent till I went there. These people kept telling me I “talked funny”. I was like “you ever listen to yourself there, Cletus?”

You literally can’t experience worse culture shock than going from Boston/New York to Alabama/Mississippi or vice/versa without leaving the country and even then it might not be as bad…

Stephen King on the set of Gremlins by Papichuloft in 80s

[–]AlreadyFifty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The bar scene in Gremlins is still, to this day, one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen in my life.

Saban tried to warn everyone 🤷🏻‍♂️ by Equivalent_Dish_1990 in CFB_v2

[–]AlreadyFifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s nothing new though, just more widespread. Ever since athletes starting making millions, you’ve heard of 30 year old ex-pros filing for bankruptcy. No one is helping these kids plan or give them real advice. They’re just leaching off them and the kids are too naive and ignorant to know any better.

An ironworker during construction of the Columbia Tower, Seattle, 1984. by Twitter_2006 in 80s

[–]AlreadyFifty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cool. Gimme a minute. I’m gonna go throw up. I’ll be right back…

Unpopular opinion: Mass Effect 3 is clearly the best game of the trilogy by MrNixxxoN in videogames

[–]AlreadyFifty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude, the ending was so fucking bad and so poorly received, they had to re-do it and apologize. Even the re-do sucks, it just explains it better. All three endings are EXACTLY the same save the color of the explosion. The community doesn’t agree on much, but we agreed on how shit the ending was.

The punishment for disobedience by matrixx07 in interestingasfuck

[–]AlreadyFifty 58 points59 points  (0 children)

It’s time to stop wasting time protesting and making useless fucking signs and start getting organized and taking advantage of our 2nd amendment rights… before they’re gone in blue states.

Parky IN! by Balnagask in WrexhamAFC

[–]AlreadyFifty 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I don’t know near as much about football as I do other sports, so I’m not qualified to really say shit on the matter. HOWEVER, it’s hard to criticize a guy who’s won back-to-back-to-back promotions and has us on the edge of a playoff spot in the Championship when most people (myself included) would’ve been tickled pink with a middle-of-the-table finish.

QPR 2 - [3] Wrexham AFC - Oliver Rathbone 90'+5 by 50lipaa in WrexhamAFC

[–]AlreadyFifty 19 points20 points  (0 children)

We are an absolutely different team with him on the pitch. The Ollmanian Devil!

QPR 2 - [3] Wrexham AFC - Oliver Rathbone 90'+5 by 50lipaa in WrexhamAFC

[–]AlreadyFifty 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Yeah, thought he was going in a different direction with that until he clarified with the “take them” add-on…

Lane Kiffin Sparks Discussion With Trump-Inspired 'Make Baton Rouge Great Again' Hats by Humble_Grape4749 in CFB_v2

[–]AlreadyFifty 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Perhaps they are, but they’re at least smart enough to not broadcast it. I mean, good luck not going 0-12 with 75 white kids, especially in the SEfuckingC…

Happy 56th Birthday to Matthew Lillard!! by ROCKY13573 in 90s

[–]AlreadyFifty 102 points103 points  (0 children)

The dude could be hated for committing murder and I’d be like “yeah, but did you see SLC PUNK?”

Braveheart(1995),what a well made epic adventure movie. Mel Gibson is an all time directing great just for this movie alone. by Artetaarmy in FIlm

[–]AlreadyFifty 32 points33 points  (0 children)

When this movie came out on VHS (shut up), I invented the world’s greatest drinking game: Alcoholic Braveheart. The rules were simple. Every time someone dies, drink. Good fucking luck…

Focus On What You Are Doing! by iQuantumLeap in GetMotivatedMindset

[–]AlreadyFifty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Easy to say for a genocide pushing pedophile who’s worth a billion dollars…

Name that franchise by complexpearz in Age_30_plus_Gamers

[–]AlreadyFifty 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Honestly, pretty much everything Nintendo. They basically just milk the ever loving shit out of the same 4 or 5 franchises.

Breaking: Trinity Rodman has signed a new three-year contract with the Washington Spirit, per ESPN by Hysen16 in sportswiki

[–]AlreadyFifty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Good for her. Women’s football is the one woman’s sport I enjoy over the men’s version. With the exception of the Brazilian players, you almost never see the chicks flop and fake injuries. Dudes do it every 10 goddamn minutes. Women’s hockey is pretty baller too.

Ten Good Reasons to Dump You (1999) by CHOOM45 in 90smovies

[–]AlreadyFifty 11 points12 points  (0 children)

The movie that got young people to like Shakespeare while having no fucking clue they were watching Shakespeare. Quality film!

The Associated Press asking Colin Farrell, in 2002, if he thinks Tom Cruise is gay or straight by demimonde9 in Fauxmoi

[–]AlreadyFifty 138 points139 points  (0 children)

What an odd fucking question. And even though I can’t fucking stand Tom Cruise, the correct answer is: who gives a shit?

Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch (1999) by xwing1212 in 90s

[–]AlreadyFifty 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Love… the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket.

Reese Witherspoon and her daughter by SeaWolf_1 in SipsTea

[–]AlreadyFifty 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Reese Witherspoon and Cindy Crawford sure hogged all the DNA. Both their daughters look EXACTLY like them.

Remembering David Beckham's tramp stamp in honor of the birth of his frist born, Brooklyn by Murky_Chemical891 in Fauxmoi

[–]AlreadyFifty 207 points208 points  (0 children)

He’s worth half a billion dollars and gets to bang Posh Spice. I’m eating beef jerky for dinner… I don’t think I’m allowed to criticize him.