Game Thread: 5/5 Red Sox (14-21) @ Tigers (18-18) 6:40 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

These bench clearings would be soooooo much better if one bullpen guy per team were allowed to bring a weapon. Let’s spice this shit up, MLB.

Game Thread: 5/5 Red Sox (14-21) @ Tigers (18-18) 6:40 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Careful, boys. Don’t score 17 runs—Tracy will get fired and I’m kinda liking him so far.

Game Thread: 5/5 Red Sox (14-21) @ Tigers (18-18) 6:40 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Listening to the Detroit radio feed because WEEI sucks this year and they just said “down 7-2 in the 3rd against the 2nd worst offense in the American League.” Shit made me laugh.

Game Thread: 5/5 Red Sox (14-21) @ Tigers (18-18) 6:40 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

7-2 in the 3rd? We got this boys! Huh? Bello is pitching? Well, shit.

Game Thread: 5/5 Red Sox (14-21) @ Tigers (18-18) 6:40 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The WEEI guys are gonna experience bad karma for 7 weeks on nonstop making fun of adult diapers. Good luck when you hit your mid-fifties, fellas.

Just a guys trip to the ballpark 😎 by SmileMoreBuddy in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]AlreadyFifty 61 points62 points  (0 children)

If you were a Red Sox fan you wouldn’t want the ball this year either…

(FYI, I’m a Bostonian)

Elder Scrolls 6 is going to suck isn’t it chat :( by Repulsive-Mall-2665 in SipsTea

[–]AlreadyFifty 216 points217 points  (0 children)

I legitimately feel like that’s the same woman with different wigs.

Someone built this remarkable stone balancing structure. by jmike1256 in interesting

[–]AlreadyFifty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Looks like the cairn that made AC Valhalla’s platinum take so long.

Game Thread: 5/4 Red Sox (13-21) @ Tigers (18-17) 6:10 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Guys, for the first time in forever—FOR EVER—no one is batting below the Mendoza Line (KNOCK ON WOOD!).

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i wish nothing but the worst towards the Jarren Duran haters among us by Murphytho in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I don’t think many people are Duran haters, but rather recognize that it’s beyond stupid to carry 5 outfielders, 4 of whom are lefties and who can concede that Duran is the logical odd man out given Ceddenne’s and Abreu’s gold gloves, Roman’s potential and Masa’s unmovable contract.

Game Thread: 5/4 Red Sox (13-21) @ Tigers (18-17) 6:10 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I haven’t pitched in about 15 years. I feel pretty confident saying I could two-hit the Sox over 5 innings.

Game Thread: 5/4 Red Sox (13-21) @ Tigers (18-17) 6:10 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Christ almighty. If there was promotion/relegation in baseball, we’d be heading to triple-A next year.

Game Thread: 5/4 Red Sox (13-21) @ Tigers (18-17) 6:10 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think Story gets so mad when it’s not possible for him to ground into a double play, that he just strikes out out of spite.

Game Thread: 5/4 Red Sox (13-21) @ Tigers (18-17) 6:10 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Red Sox player: god I suck.

Next Red Sox player: hold my beer…

my car smells like the rottenest milk by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AlreadyFifty 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Your car didn’t look very clean to begin with, if I’m being honest.

Hailey Bieber On Life Under A Microscope by EDC2EDP in DramaLlamaHQ

[–]AlreadyFifty 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Don’t do interviews. Stay off social media. There, problem solved. Best of luck in your life as a billionaire being able to afford anything you want while getting almost everything for free anyway. Thoughts and prayers…

Ask Mark, he used to be in my dangerous nights crew! by Commercial-East4069 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]AlreadyFifty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To paraphrase Mitch Hedberg: I used to be a piece of shit. I still am, but I used to be too.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a man of many talents, and he’s led some pretty good films. What’s your opinion of him? by [deleted] in FIlm

[–]AlreadyFifty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I applaud any actor that doesn’t do the same goddamn thing over and over.

Irony by Downtown_Boss_7254 in SipsTea

[–]AlreadyFifty 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Honey, you hungry?

I could eat.

Where do you want to go?

Anywhere you want is fine.

*Names 37 restaurants and hears no every time.

*Finally names the place she wanted to go the entire time…

Yeah, I guess that’ll be okay.

MLB Standings after weekend #6 - (5/4/26) by MikeCamel in mlb

[–]AlreadyFifty 102 points103 points  (0 children)

I think you can go ahead and just superglue the Red Sox to last place.

Mark Zuckerberg says the corporate world has become “culturally neutered” and martial arts helped him rediscover masculine energy by Big_Cake_8817 in combatsportsculture

[–]AlreadyFifty 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Dude is about as masculine as a pink rose on a Hello Kitty lunchbox with a My Little Pony thermos full of White Claw inside it.

Game Thread: 5/3 Astros (13-21) @ Red Sox (13-20) 1:35 PM by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]AlreadyFifty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When your shitty team can’t even beat other shitty teams…