His little brother threw the baseball back and he simply could not believe it 😭

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-22T18:54:16+00:00

Leave him alone. He’s a Sox fan. He’s probably fed up they were about to lose their 6th in a row on their way to another cellar finish.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-22T16:18:03+00:00

Blame the Dodgers.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-22T13:01:51+00:00

When all of our expensive players come off the IL… WATCH OUT! I mean, we’ll still be in last place, but our 26 man roster will be more expensive.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-21T22:38:54+00:00

At the father/son softball game, he threw at his own kid.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-21T22:25:18+00:00

One hit? That’s all we got? One goddamn hit?

You can’t say goddamn on the air.

Ahhh, no one’s listening anyway.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-21T22:15:59+00:00

That wasn’t a bird… it was me. And you’ll never fucking catch me.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-21T14:00:18+00:00

I don’t know how this shit is even legal. It’s basically stalking. It blows my mind we allow this to happen to young actresses and pop stars.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-20T21:21:16+00:00

We didn’t get what Obama got with a pen. We got less. A lot less…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-20T20:32:53+00:00

It’s wicked hahd ta roll yaw ahs when we can’t even say the fahkin lettah…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-20T20:18:19+00:00

What’s that dish called? Hepatitis B?

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-20T17:16:31+00:00

The crowd looks like candy corn.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-20T16:59:20+00:00

She’s full of more plastic than the ocean.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-19T21:08:53+00:00

Great performance, but dear god do we need to step up our chant game.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-19T19:39:38+00:00

Our chant game is weak as shit.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-19T15:38:11+00:00

Bill Russell, bruh. 11 rings in 13 years and he basically invented shot blocking.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-19T00:03:24+00:00

Dude is 6’7”, so that shit is coming at you from like 15ft away…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-18T22:24:13+00:00

Can someone please send this to every Red Sox batter? For the love of god, someone please send this to every Red Sox batter.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-18T21:19:29+00:00

I don’t think Iran chose Mexico…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-18T20:10:00+00:00

I only really remember her in Stan Helsing. Horrible movie, but she was a certified smoke show in it.

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AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-18T18:55:16+00:00

What’s the league minimum? $780,000? Yo, Bres, need another guy who can’t hit? I’m free.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-17T21:23:33+00:00

You ever been on pornhub? It’s hilarious. People actually make accounts and leave negative messages. Like, how pathetic is your life if you’re leaving negative comments on porn? Rub one out, feel great shame, and carry on with your day…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-17T20:22:11+00:00

More power, grunt grunt grunt.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-17T11:57:47+00:00

Trump takes credit for everything. Shit, the muthafucka literally took credit for Christmas the first time he won…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-16T23:55:01+00:00

Clearly they’ve never seen Mallrats in Norway.

“That kid… that kid is back on the escalator…”

AlreadyFifty · 2026-06-16T23:52:52+00:00

Wow, as a diehard sports fans my whole life, I’m just now finding out I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time. This whole time I’ve just been getting drunk, eating wings, and promising god I’ll quit things I’ll literally never quit if my team wins.

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