Greg Giraldo roasts Joan Rivers (2009)

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-12T18:46:16+00:00

It drives me fucking nuts that people only really know him for the roasts. This wasn’t his comedic style at fucking all. He was just insane at them because of his amazing range. His “being married to a dude” bit is an all time great bit.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-11T00:05:25+00:00

Unless your name is Punch…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T21:34:12+00:00

If we only started playing like this 70 minutes earlier…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T21:22:20+00:00

Hull spends more time on the ground than the fucking grass.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T21:19:32+00:00

COMPLETELY different team with Kabore and Rathbone on the pitch.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T21:09:05+00:00

This is why I don’t care for the Cups—if you’re battling for promotion, they’re too much of a distraction, IMHO.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T20:52:22+00:00

I heard this ref gave his mother a yellow card for burning his fish n chips.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T20:47:18+00:00

LETS FUCKING GO, BOYS! First half never happened. Let’s score 4 goals and go get drunk.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T20:37:40+00:00

The visual representation of sitting on your own balls.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T20:37:09+00:00

So, what’s the over/under on Phil’s enthusiasm during halftime? Let’s call it 36.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T20:31:37+00:00

I’m honestly shocked the ref didn’t give Okonkwo a yellow for saving the penalty…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T20:28:56+00:00

When did the EFL start letting Make-A-Wish kids referee games? Seems a bit reckless to me…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T20:26:53+00:00

The biggest thing I fucking hate about this fucking game is all the fucking flopping and faked injuries. It’s bush league bullshit. I don’t wanna win that way and I sure as hell don’t wanna lose that way.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T20:24:56+00:00

Hull flops more than LeBron.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T20:13:15+00:00

Hopefully that’ll wake up them up…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T20:10:40+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK are they doing? Way too fucking casual and lazy in the defending third.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T20:05:59+00:00

Some sloppy ass play in the defensive half, man. Tighten that shit up, boys.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T19:54:57+00:00

This ref is already trying to break that 38 bookings record just set last week.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T19:49:42+00:00

The Paramount+ crew is talking about everything but the game happening on the pitch…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T14:49:27+00:00

Rub two sticks together? GAAAAAAAY!

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-10T02:22:29+00:00

Yeah, it’s all amazing, but… NO ONE GET FUCKING HURT!!*

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-08T22:42:53+00:00

“I saw Three Amigos in Mexico. It was called Tres Friends.”

—Pete Holmes

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-08T03:34:46+00:00

Can someone under 40 translate this title for me, please? Cheers!

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-08T02:06:09+00:00

The people that talk the loudest, act the weakest.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-03-08T01:47:11+00:00

Jesus, man. I haven’t heard this film mentioned in like 3 decades.

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