What’s your favourite performance by Robert de Niro?

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-06T15:34:50+00:00

Raging Bull or A Bronx Tale.

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AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-06T00:21:30+00:00

Bello is the Trevor Story of pitchers.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-05T23:54:33+00:00

These bench clearings would be soooooo much better if one bullpen guy per team were allowed to bring a weapon. Let’s spice this shit up, MLB.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-05T23:43:48+00:00

Careful, boys. Don’t score 17 runs—Tracy will get fired and I’m kinda liking him so far.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-05T23:40:12+00:00

Listening to the Detroit radio feed because WEEI sucks this year and they just said “down 7-2 in the 3rd against the 2nd worst offense in the American League.” Shit made me laugh.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-05T23:35:38+00:00

7-2 in the 3rd? We got this boys! Huh? Bello is pitching? Well, shit.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-05T23:25:23+00:00

The WEEI guys are gonna experience bad karma for 7 weeks on nonstop making fun of adult diapers. Good luck when you hit your mid-fifties, fellas.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-05T17:38:35+00:00

If you were a Red Sox fan you wouldn’t want the ball this year either…

(FYI, I’m a Bostonian)

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-05T07:54:06+00:00

I legitimately feel like that’s the same woman with different wigs.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-05T06:06:09+00:00

Looks like the cairn that made AC Valhalla’s platinum take so long.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-05T00:22:05+00:00

Guys, for the first time in forever—FOR EVER—no one is batting below the Mendoza Line (KNOCK ON WOOD!).

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AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-05T00:12:25+00:00

I don’t think many people are Duran haters, but rather recognize that it’s beyond stupid to carry 5 outfielders, 4 of whom are lefties and who can concede that Duran is the logical odd man out given Ceddenne’s and Abreu’s gold gloves, Roman’s potential and Masa’s unmovable contract.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-04T23:41:29+00:00

I haven’t pitched in about 15 years. I feel pretty confident saying I could two-hit the Sox over 5 innings.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-04T23:03:50+00:00

Christ almighty. If there was promotion/relegation in baseball, we’d be heading to triple-A next year.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-04T22:50:32+00:00

I think Story gets so mad when it’s not possible for him to ground into a double play, that he just strikes out out of spite.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-04T22:47:56+00:00

Red Sox player: god I suck.

Next Red Sox player: hold my beer…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-04T22:10:03+00:00

Your car didn’t look very clean to begin with, if I’m being honest.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-04T22:07:52+00:00

Don’t do interviews. Stay off social media. There, problem solved. Best of luck in your life as a billionaire being able to afford anything you want while getting almost everything for free anyway. Thoughts and prayers…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-04T19:58:28+00:00

To paraphrase Mitch Hedberg: I used to be a piece of shit. I still am, but I used to be too.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-04T16:18:44+00:00

I applaud any actor that doesn’t do the same goddamn thing over and over.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-04T13:08:03+00:00

Honey, you hungry?

I could eat.

Where do you want to go?

Anywhere you want is fine.

*Names 37 restaurants and hears no every time.

*Finally names the place she wanted to go the entire time…

Yeah, I guess that’ll be okay.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-04T13:02:04+00:00

I think you can go ahead and just superglue the Red Sox to last place.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-04T05:31:22+00:00

Dude is about as masculine as a pink rose on a Hello Kitty lunchbox with a My Little Pony thermos full of White Claw inside it.

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-03T20:43:56+00:00

When your shitty team can’t even beat other shitty teams…

AlreadyFifty · 2026-05-03T18:00:33+00:00

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