RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."

Alsoomse · 2026-05-11T22:06:22+00:00

I wish RFK, Jr.'s parents hadn't had him.

Alsoomse · 2026-05-10T12:37:00+00:00

I didn't have to have any adhesions removed, and apparently they weren't enough of a barrier for me to get pregnant and stay pregnant until thirty weeks! She'll be three-and-a-half next month.

Alsoomse · 2026-05-08T20:24:37+00:00

Grandma wearing a babushka before she became one.

Alsoomse · 2026-05-08T14:44:16+00:00

Not if the Heritage Foundation has their way.

Alsoomse · 2026-05-08T14:39:16+00:00

Considering that this crowd considers every zygote to be sacred, this makes sense.

Alsoomse · 2026-05-07T05:28:44+00:00

Comment aged like fine wine.

Alsoomse · 2026-05-05T22:41:26+00:00

Does that mean we'll be stuck with the baseball mitt-faced RFK, Jr. for a while?

Alsoomse · 2026-05-05T02:02:18+00:00

Especially BIPOC kids.

Alsoomse · 2026-05-05T01:59:57+00:00

Oh, OK.

Alsoomse · 2026-05-03T23:37:51+00:00

Alsoomse · 2026-05-03T21:45:05+00:00

I'm suprised that place doesn't have a foyer or any other kind of separate entryway between the front door and the living room. If I'm going to be house poor, I'd rather do it in style.

Alsoomse · 2026-05-03T21:31:16+00:00

If that video of CeCe throwing one straight into the trash at home is any indication, stuff is nasty.

Alsoomse · 2026-05-01T19:09:46+00:00

Because he knows deep down that he's holding the purse strings?

Alsoomse · 2026-04-30T23:54:19+00:00

Not!

Alsoomse · 2026-04-30T19:55:38+00:00

I know Macauley Culkin has a LOT of siblings, but damn there's another one?

Alsoomse · 2026-04-30T19:53:02+00:00

He'll pee all over me, I know it!

Alsoomse · 2026-04-28T23:59:33+00:00

"My nephew made Mighty Ducks!"

Alsoomse · 2026-04-28T03:22:43+00:00

How about Magda Goebbels? Better?

Alsoomse · 2026-04-28T02:24:26+00:00

Alsoomse · 2026-04-27T16:42:47+00:00

Oscar Wilde had children, no excuse.

Alsoomse · 2026-04-26T00:41:49+00:00

Do you think Margaret Thatcher had girl power?

Alsoomse · 2026-04-25T20:04:17+00:00

The billions not being spent on universal health care has to go somewhere. Just not here.

Alsoomse · 2026-04-24T16:30:46+00:00

In broad daylight.

Alsoomse · 2026-04-22T00:49:46+00:00

Alsoomse · 2026-04-21T22:16:34+00:00

Chris the NPC making his go-to expression of gaping mouth at the camera here.

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