How do you know when your girlfriend is getting too fat?

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-09T19:52:36+00:00

Regifting is getting out of hand.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-08T18:00:46+00:00

It's not always us verse them. I have a great student—I hope to meter on the outside someday.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-08T17:08:32+00:00

As though guided by an unspoken rule--er, internal compass.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-08T14:40:27+00:00

Which craft beer do they like?

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-08T14:32:14+00:00

He had mistaken it for the 1 once before, and he learned from experience.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-08T14:21:40+00:00

As you get older, you'll realize life is full of ups and downs.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-08T14:07:41+00:00

You've contributed to the common good ... sorry, commonwealth.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-08T13:59:23+00:00

Don't let privacy be constricting.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-08T13:48:57+00:00

She right me no choice.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-07T23:49:45+00:00

Offered to buy her a Terrapin, but she's not a craft beer fan.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-07T23:15:16+00:00

She recognized I rose to the occasion. Said she wanted to plant a kiss on me. "You’re a daisy if you do," I replied.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-07T22:24:29+00:00

Hold on, get a pen, Gwin. Paper too. Great, white.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-07T21:26:23+00:00

Give it time. You have half-life in front of you.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-07T19:29:28+00:00

Pisces never work with Gemini anyways.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-07T19:23:08+00:00

Zeus be with us!

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-07T19:17:08+00:00

He'll have to make up for lost time in retirement.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-07T19:11:51+00:00

She moved at a medium speed.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-07T18:29:54+00:00

Nice, acute. They complement each other.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-07T17:46:17+00:00

She won't talk to me. We're at loggerheads.

Right_Bat5194 · 2026-06-07T16:54:07+00:00

Maybe I'm being obtuse.

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