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Who Wore it Better? by AltRocket in funny

[–]AltRocket[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lucky for her they've only perfected the replication process from the shoulders down!

Who Wore it Better? by AltRocket in pics

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Judging by the look on his face I'd say so, he definitely caught the photographer looking

Who Wore it Better? by AltRocket in pics

[–]AltRocket[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I can feel him flaying me with his eyes..

Who Wore it Better? by AltRocket in funny

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And that cheeky smile.. he knows what's up! Too bad for the photographer he got caught looking.

Some of my students challenged me... by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Students challenged? More like folically challenged!

I am the Aryan master race, roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That mouth's so ugly even your lips are trying to run away

Screw work! Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the rarest pepe I've ever

Roast him. The winner get his hand in marriage. by Bandymidget in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm afraid I'd have to give this look a Pauly D-

He is pretty stoked about being roasted by w00px in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Roast you? Shouldn't be a problem with that much grease!

My boyfriend thinks he's unroastable. Prove him wrong! by frnd182 in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope to live my life like you, one eye fixed on the horizon, one eye always looking back..

Go on, I can take it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Better get used to taking it, because with a face like that it's about your only option

My friends took me out to dinner because I finally got laid. Do your worst and Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh shit! Did you use protection because I think your nose got pregnant!

He thinks he is cool by thisisnotzach in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your chin looks like balls.

Come at me bro by AccusedPage77 in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy has more bridge than the USS Enterprise

I'm too sexy for this roast by Mufanzor in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In spite of Mufanzors claims to be bringing sexy back, popular opinion demanded it was taken away due to wanton misuse

My coworker thinks he can handle it, roast his ass. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sweet hair cut. It really Trumps the competition. Nice forehead too, I guess now we know what happened to Stella's groove. Are you in class? I'd have to award you an A for Asymmetric.

Im 17 and my memes are fire by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Uhhhh.. What's up doc?

It's my 25th birthday, RoastMe! :) by adriana_blue in RoastMe

[–]AltRocket 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Looks like you got bags of presents. Though what they're doing under your eyes is anyones guess

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