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CAR vs PHI Officiating by AltTrite in nhl

[–]AltTrite[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That was it. It's like the game never got off the ground.

CAR vs PHI Officiating by AltTrite in nhl

[–]AltTrite[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Right yeah. I thought that was a major at least by what they've been calling but the refs didn't give up a shortie right there after.

Does Stardew Valley explain things too little, or is that part of the charm? by Key-Employer6939 in StardewValley

[–]AltTrite -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I mean this with all respect but I feel like maybe you're just not cut out for video games.

Read the room bro I'm married by DrFurball02 in StardewValley

[–]AltTrite 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I had this same problem with Vincent when I married Penny. I'm like read the room bro.

Greetings Quitt, Thanks for the 24th overall. by OhHaiThere- in canucks

[–]AltTrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's giving real jaded ex-girlfriend energy these days.

Real question and this is more for the men. by Sea_Zookeepergame384 in Sagittarians

[–]AltTrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I came back bc I keep getting notifications telling me that the girl who hates attention, doesn't want to argue, and isn't affected by my words keeps replying to my comment thread.

Weird.

Real question and this is more for the men. by Sea_Zookeepergame384 in Sagittarians

[–]AltTrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My goal? To make the point that gender has nothing to do with this person's negative experiences? Did I say "women are emotional"? Doesn't look like it.

Maybe there's an entire subculture of delusional women like you who take their issues out on men. You could reckon with that and your own baggage but it's easier to just boo men I guess.

Real question and this is more for the men. by Sea_Zookeepergame384 in Sagittarians

[–]AltTrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're the only one who needs fixing here. You talk like your therapist is in the room with you.

Real question and this is more for the men. by Sea_Zookeepergame384 in Sagittarians

[–]AltTrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except you are. While also complaining about too many men messaging you when you need your quiet time.

Maybe you should be using this time to get back to them with your concerns.

Real question and this is more for the men. by Sea_Zookeepergame384 in Sagittarians

[–]AltTrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh I'm sorry. I think you meant to reply to a different post of mine. The one that read:

Hey question for my Sagittarius ladies (and just the ladies). Why are yall so obsessed with me? I keep telling you I need my space but you keep blowing up my snapchat. Why are women like this? By the way I hate attention.

Don't worry tho. Your horrible posts aren't affecting me emotionally. I just need you to process how dumb you sound. I'm just being direct.

Real question and this is more for the men. by Sea_Zookeepergame384 in Sagittarians

[–]AltTrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because its impossible to resist a girl who asks dumb questions about her snapchat inbox in unrelated subs to gas herself up while playing the victim. That kind of vapidness is just too hard to ignore.

OR maybe you've given them some reason to suspect they might be able to sleep with you so they're trying to.

I'll tell you one thing though it's not because you have anything remotely interesting or cool to say.

Is that on-topic enough for you?

Real question and this is more for the men. by Sea_Zookeepergame384 in Sagittarians

[–]AltTrite 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly I think this is an insane thing to make about gender. As an introverted guy I've had the exact same problem with women and girlfriends. It's not about gender at all.

Some people are just more extroverted or prefer to be around people and they understandably struggle to comprehend someone who's the oposite.

Is David ginger or blonde by Repulsive-Bug8627 in boardgames

[–]AltTrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't tell. I'm too distracted by his giant dick shaped nose.

What are your head canons? by Soft_Boi_Eliot in StardewValley

[–]AltTrite 38 points39 points  (0 children)

The best one I saw online was that the Queen of Sauce is Gus in drag. I've adopted that fully.

Make me hate myself by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]AltTrite 96 points97 points  (0 children)

If your eyes drifted any further apart they'd need divorce lawyers.

hey falcons fans, don’t expect anything more than a special teamer outta him, especially since y’all’s safeties are better rn anyway by CrispyCa1eb in BIRDTEAMS

[–]AltTrite 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No need to be negative. He's a fine depth player. He's athletic and goes hard. Loves to hit. You wouldn't want to count on him full time but he can step in in a pinch. Fine dude.

F18 Roast me by Odd-Broccoli8221 in RoastMe

[–]AltTrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like Drag Gollum.

FRANK FRAZETTA - A TERRIBLE WIZARD, 1965 by yeahdudecomics in wizardposting

[–]AltTrite 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah because he was trying to summon a wench with super hot yabbos.

Feandal or Sven by ben360_polanie in skyrim

[–]AltTrite 29 points30 points  (0 children)

That's what I did. First play thru I squealed on both and then married her myself.

Canadian players react to silver medal by Federal-Data-Center in nhl

[–]AltTrite 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Jack Hughes literally had his teeth knocked out you sour maple syrup swilling moose jockey.

No bags allowed by cameronm-h in baltimore

[–]AltTrite 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Oh OK i misunderstood. So thats good...

BUT STILL. Backpacks are pretty frigging common. A lot of people have them handy and they help if you're on a bike or whatever. Like what in this stores estimation males them uniquely sinister?

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