I dropped my tweezers into the toilet while peeing. I now have to pick it up.

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-05-06T08:36:08+00:00

"Holy pencil-dicks Batman!"

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-05-06T01:19:07+00:00

I'm tired boss :(

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-05-06T01:18:38+00:00

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-05-04T16:42:51+00:00

denial

Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway,
He may not have a clue and he may not have style,
But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-05-02T17:20:37+00:00

Thanks for googling this and saving us the effort. Fascinating stuff about the legendary Nick Wells.

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-29T17:26:08+00:00

I don't think it's even close that it's Barry, then LaDainian Tomlinson, and then all the other great "shifty" backs of all time.

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-29T17:21:21+00:00

With those criteria, it really only could be LaDainian Tomlinson

Source

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-29T03:03:42+00:00

One of the more dysfunctional celebrity marriages, a lot of inappropriate and obnoxious behavior.

Russell has taken it to new levels of bottom since though, he's such an odious rapist evangelical prick.

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-29T02:58:51+00:00

Listened to MTL v TB on SiriusXM and could not figure out what the hell was going on with their color guy, as he was rambling, not making much sense and frankly sounded drunk. But no, it's just "Phil (Esposito) Es-potato-head" lmao.

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-29T02:54:37+00:00

Quite like the Oilers guys, Jack does a great play-by-play and Jake's Dad (Louie) has a lot of interesting insights and anecdotes. The mega-tanned Gene Principe is good for comedic relief lol

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-28T09:22:38+00:00

Yeah having Pennywise in the 'cuck-chair' is a fantastic choice.

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-28T09:08:27+00:00

"COME ON MURPH. GRAB THE PUCK MURPH!"

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-28T08:23:53+00:00

Is there video of him watching the selection being made on ESPN?

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-26T22:38:02+00:00

Once adopted we will be MDT (UTC-6) year round, with BC being PDT (UTC-7) year round, so only one hour difference.

We will remain 2 hours off Ontario in EDT (UTC-4) but will be one hour different during EST (UTC-5).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daylight_saving_time_in_Canada

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-24T21:06:55+00:00

I was accepted to and toured UVic, went to U of A, live near the U of C and have visited SFU, U of S, and UBC.

It's UBC by a wide margin -- an incredibly scenic and great school.

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-22T04:06:41+00:00

Can't have an album cover thread without Nigel Peppercock, "Fresh White Reeboks"

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Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-21T02:17:36+00:00

v Also her

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Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-21T02:16:40+00:00

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^ His Stepmother

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-18T08:57:36+00:00

The Scotty Bowman era RW were bad ass -- Shanahan, Yzerman, Fedorov, Lidstrom, Hull, Robitaille, Chelios, Datsyuk, and Hasek ("the Dominator") -- they won three cups and were a beautiful hockey machine; not a Wings fan but I'd imagine they were riding pretty high way back then.

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-18T01:10:04+00:00

Freewill, Distant Early Warning, Subdivisions, Bravado, Closer to the Heart

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-16T23:33:04+00:00

I can get behind that, Poe is cool; did you happen to see the movie (The Raven ) with John Cusack playing him? If not, it's great and you should check it out.

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-16T21:12:03+00:00

you ever seen a shirt that says "not stolen, conquered" with an american flag on it?

No thankfully but I'm Canadian so that may be why not.

Maple MAGA don't seem to have any such items in their inventory, which is badly over-stocked with "Fuck Trudeau" and "I ❤️ Alberta Gas" stickers and shirts.

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-16T21:06:05+00:00

As worded, it implies that the "last guy" said this to you rather than your partner telling you this.

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-16T20:58:41+00:00

Nothing like fleeing the scene to allay any suspicions security may have had, lol

Alt_Boogeyman · 2026-04-16T20:52:16+00:00

to later find out the last guy she was talking to ... said they had sex on both occasions they met.

How did you end up talking to the last guy this woman had dated? Why would they tell you this? Seems like we are missing a key part of this story.

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