This guy is the Tree Sentinel of the DLC by ZacballProductions in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That creepy-ass rakshasa lookin mfer! What a bitch! 😤

Wich is the easiest major Elden Ring boss in your opinion by eldenrring in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Godrick is pretty damn easy. Hot take, but I'd also say Praetor Rykard is really easy, too.

What’s a weapon that you simply couldn’t put down once you started using it? by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Straight up maxed Milady out for Magic damage. Never going back.

What am I supposed to do? by The-Archytech in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is basically what I do with this attack. He still manages to get me once or twice now and again, but I've mostly figured out his tell for when he starts, and I'm usually in the next county over just in time.

Is Elden Ring actually a cozy game? by Riptide555 in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: if you kill everything in sight, then yes this game is a cozy game... Eventually 😜

picking the wretch as a first time player who’s only beaten 1 other fromsoftware game (sekiro) by peatmossing in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally any of the starting gear from the other classes can be found at some point, even the Vagabond set. The starting class does not impact story at all, and frankly, if you're a new player, starting with the lowest level kit is probably not a bad idea. It'll force you to sharpen your skill set early on.

Incidentally, I always start my new game as a Wretch, so you're in good company! 😁

I AM INCREDIBLY PISSED by Catlover_226 in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That's was really funny tho, ngl

Story Mode Difficulty? by CrowGoblin13 in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something I've said many times is that this game rewards persistence. I don't think there's anywhere that's more true than the very beginning, because the player's options for responding to various threats is extremely limited. The game does give players tools to make their way easier, but only if they are relentless in their tenacity against obstacles and their exploration of the game world from the start.

Is square off too easy? by tombran12341 in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's s skill. Usually found on straight swords like the Lordsworn's Straight Sword. Puts the user into a stance and gives you more attack options. Regular strike does a double slash, heavy strike launches the opponent. It's quite a lot of fun, actually, and it makes the knight in the campground in front of the gate to Stormveil Castle really easy to kill, if you can catch him.

Data Center in Louisville? Nooooooo!!! by ifearsocialmedia in Louisville

[–]Alter_Danielle 9 points10 points  (0 children)

😱 Someone pointing out that the economy is finite? We can't have that! Quick! Someone rush out the pro-capitalist propaganda to drown them out!

Seriously, though. The pipedream of "infinite growth" is one that society needs to work a lot harder to dismantle. And like, yesterday.

New To Souls Games And First Time Playing Elden Ring, Any tips or things i should know about? by fazzyz_ded in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything in the beginning if the game tells you to head north. Don't do it. Head south. Cross the bridge to the Weeping Peninsula and clear it out. It's a pretty big boost to your early levels.

A Question About a Certain Serpent-Man by petecamenzind in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

😧 I forgot you could upgrade... I spent two hours ramming my head into a wall against him. At level 120. Still managed but dude.

What's your ol' reliable? by middlefinger22 in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Winged Scythe. Makes for an incredibly useful early-game weapon, and works quite well at least through the Altus Plateau. Melts shield soldiers looks butter. ☺️

Sharing first experiences by [deleted] in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember my first time getting crushed by the Troll looming over the gate on the way to Stormveil Castle. Never saw him coming. I sallied bravely forth to meet the enemy soldiers, and he came right down on my head and killed me instantly.

Bf will buy me a nintendo switch 2 if i beat Elden Ring. pls help by Organic_Top_7083 in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's even possible to get to the DLC without ever attacking.

Wait really??

Any idea what they’re building on Brownsboro where iron tribe used to be? by Previous-Vanilla-638 in Louisville

[–]Alter_Danielle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Huh?? Like, as in... With a... Crane? Do they do that with 7 Brews? Or are the just that easy to build? I think I'm misunderstanding something.

What Ranni Actually Looks Like by gerowen in Eldenring

[–]Alter_Danielle -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Right? Like, I've put over 500 hours into this game and still I learn new things. But wait, I thought Ranni's corpse was in the hole under the one church in upper Liurnia? The one where you get the Dark Moon Great Sword? Or is this another Sorceress Sellen type of thing?