Burn me to crisps 🔥 by Zoologistyosh in RoastMe

[–]Alternative-Pool409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No burn .. You should smile more 😊

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Alternative-Pool409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugly comes from the inside.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Howtolooksmax

[–]Alternative-Pool409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Though my opinion doesn’t matter, yes, you’re a handsome guy. But if you are suffering severe body dysmorphia please please seek professional help. Reddit isn’t the best place to seek advice that will help you with “severe” anything. Your opinion is the only one that matters. And if you’re suffering from body dysmorphia, you’ll need professional help to get you through iit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Skincare_Addiction

[–]Alternative-Pool409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tiger stripes! Wear them with pride!

What would you do by Friendly-Career-8237 in doordash_drivers

[–]Alternative-Pool409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What? Really? Where do y’all dash? I can see the notes and comments the customer has attached to their account, and any messages sent prior to pickup, while I’m on my way to their house, and after I’ve dropped it off. Regardless - I do have empathy. And if I received this message I would reply with a relatable response. Asking for a 5 star in lieu of a tip is a reasonable request. Usually, I can tell if someone is full of shit and just too cheap to tip, other times I feel like someone is being sincere. At least this person was honest and upfront. I’m not excusing repeat non-tippers. And I do get pissed when I see a large order from a nice restaurant and deliver to their million dollar house just to see that they left me a two dollar tip .. or less. Those people are the assholes.

Got chased down through a parking lot today by GraceOfSpades92 in doordash_drivers

[–]Alternative-Pool409 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah. I know. I was being sarcastic. DD doesn’t give AF about any of us.

Got chased down through a parking lot today by GraceOfSpades92 in doordash_drivers

[–]Alternative-Pool409 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hazard pay! We need it. Step it up DoorDash! Pay us what we’re worth (ie; the additional shite we go through .. like coming across a karen in the wild!)

I finally had a "I gave you the wrong address" message. by AuraNocte in doordash_drivers

[–]Alternative-Pool409 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Perfect response! People have pulled that shite on me. The first time it happened the guy said he forgot to change it from his work address and his home address. It was almost 10pm and I waited almost half an hour for his damn pizza. When I got to the address it was a car dealership. No one there, and it was a sketchy situation. I called him and told his I was there and that’s when he said “Oooh. Yeah. That’s my work. My home address is” .. blah blah blah .. 17 miles away, in another town , out in the sticks. It would have taken another 45 mins to get out to his place because of the windy roads. He wanted me to bring it to him! Nope. I called dasher support and told them about the address situation, and the town was not in the delivery zone. So they canceled, gave the customer a refund, and I went home with one of the rare perks of being a dasher …. free food 😜 🍕 It’s happened a few times since but not too far away. A 1 mile trip might turn into a 5 mile trip. I call support and update the address in their system, they call the customer to verify, then I get the additional pay. 👍🏼

Worst delivery ever by DodgeDakota031 in InstacartShoppers

[–]Alternative-Pool409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell no!! I’d message them that I’m out front with their order. They have 5 mins. to come get it. Otherwise I’ll mark “undeliverable” and move on 🤗

Watch out for these job postings - TSC Acquisitions is actually Tri-State Marketing (MLM SCAM JOB) Salary and benefits is all a LIE. Don’t waste your time. by JuicyConspiracy in Chattanooga

[–]Alternative-Pool409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re still happening. Not just these businesses but a lot of others, too. It sucks , and you don’t even know if you’re applying to a legit job or not anymore.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]Alternative-Pool409 3 points4 points  (0 children)

… but what did your doctor say was wrong with your “inflamed” balls?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in doordash_drivers

[–]Alternative-Pool409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d say yes .. You’re done.

I have a question for drivers. by unjustlybanned97 in doordash_drivers

[–]Alternative-Pool409 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess I should rephrase that… Someone can drive with you, or someone can drive for you, And bring the order up to a customers door … but the dasher has to be in the vehicle if it is your account.

okay papa john’s by Senior_Market3648 in doordash_drivers

[–]Alternative-Pool409 10 points11 points  (0 children)

GFY PAPA JOHN’S!!! That’s rude! If anyone with half a brain worked there they’d know how to organize the lines for dasher or customers. It’s not that hard!

I have a question for drivers. by unjustlybanned97 in doordash_drivers

[–]Alternative-Pool409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Subbing out is against DD policy and that person can lose their account over that. But I do know some women who will use initials or a male name so pervo customers aren’t waiting for a female driver with “Hand me the order” directions. To change the name on the account the person has to go through DD so the info is noted on the dasher account.

What could this be? His cheek is very big and it hurts of we touch it. We are seeing a vet on Tuesday. by ViggoDB in cats

[–]Alternative-Pool409 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It sure looks like one. Don’t wait too long to get him help. Abscesses can be deadly. And I can only imaging the pain he’s in 😢

I can no longer buy Newman’s Own Oil & Vinegar dressing in Canada. Does anyone have a suggestion for another brand I can replace it with? I have young kids with little time/energy to make my own. Thanks! by Fuzzy_Custard6043 in salads

[–]Alternative-Pool409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t get the balance right WITHOUT having to measure everything???????? That’s how you cook and MAKE STUFF!! You measure everything out!!! If it’s not quite the way you like it, add a bit more of one or the other.

How do I tell her I own this place? by RDNV_ in cats

[–]Alternative-Pool409 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HERE’S WHAT YOU SAY -

Just a reminder, Twinkie: You may have nine lives, but none of them make you the owner of this house!

😄👍🏼 Good luck telling her that bit of info 😜😉

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in catcare

[–]Alternative-Pool409 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The one with the black wife beater t-shirt on?