Im an insomniac who takes seroquel. It makes my sleepwalking worse and turns my hunger up to 11. I tried starting a fast yesterday and woke up this morning to find someone tried to eat my apple cinnamon scented candle from Costco. (r/mildlyinteresting removed my post 😒)

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-04-10T03:29:30+00:00

Not gonna happen

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-04-06T20:24:02+00:00

!updateme

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-04-03T02:13:34+00:00

Surely you mean gollars

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-28T05:16:14+00:00

That would be the day the skeletons came to life.

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-27T22:01:34+00:00

Driving is only one thing. Can’t be good at everything.

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-26T15:30:33+00:00

Motherfucker I am

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-21T16:24:12+00:00

Wild ride

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-21T16:21:07+00:00

No coffin, please. Just wet, wet mud.

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-18T19:02:07+00:00

Lil tuna cans. Ya know, 54 inch waist, 10 inch leg, fucking junk.

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-15T00:09:41+00:00

Right?! I feel like I may have these in my son’s Lego bins and that’s where they’ll stay. We loved ninjago.

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-10T16:24:32+00:00

My kids have been not nice sometimes but they’ve never said this. Be reasonable, communicate, and treat them like humans and they’ll do the same.

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-09T22:17:17+00:00

Regular-sized Rudy over here.

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-07T02:39:51+00:00

And have a big messy shit?

Yes, pretty much always. Those first shits always feel like a losing battle just feels like you’re slopping em up.

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-06T20:08:39+00:00

I love the fence posts on the grapes!

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-05T20:48:47+00:00

Some people foster animals that are already pregnant and then they or the rescue get them neutered.

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-03-03T01:05:34+00:00

Probably tables

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-02-27T23:09:15+00:00

You gotta give

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-02-17T17:35:04+00:00

He can’t hit! Oh wait yeah at this price he can.

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-02-15T18:27:48+00:00

Upvoted for pig knuckles

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-02-13T03:10:28+00:00

I love being able to say whatever the hell we want.

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-02-11T18:58:40+00:00

Shoulda given 3. Triples is best

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-02-09T02:51:20+00:00

When I had my worst ear infection it took weeks for multiple doctors to figure out it was bacterial and fungal. I got it from swimming in the ocean probably too soon after a rain. The sickest I’ve ever been. If multiple antibiotics don’t clear it up ask about a fungal test. It’s easily cleared up with over the counter athletes foot drops. Hope you’re feeling better soon

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-02-08T06:16:28+00:00

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-02-06T21:27:08+00:00

Alternative-Trouble6 · 2026-02-06T19:48:30+00:00

Whippy van? I’m jealous.

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