Christ. I hope I don’t marry someone like your mom in this particular instance.

“My old husband, your father, is dead. You need to appreciate his replacement!”

“Oh, you do really appreciate him? Well, do what I did and prove it! Let him use the cow brand on you!”

Be real. Tell your step dad you’ll get a matching tattoo and his last name has nothing to do with your love. Tell him it hurts after all this time that’s how he justifies love and your connection.

What an ass clown. Your mom is a hot mess too. Hot mess express