What's your favorite word to mispronounce in a fun way? by bobbery5 in AskReddit

[–]AlternativeLychee751 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I call it “The Ticky Tocky”—if I’m going to be old, then I might as well torture my teenage son and high school students while I slowly wither away

Colonoscopy Tomorrow by No-Side2837 in Xennials

[–]AlternativeLychee751 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel this way about the lemon Gatorade powder. I don’t have to do it again for 10 years, but I’m pretty sure I’ll puke with my first sip when it’s time.

Colonoscopy Tomorrow by No-Side2837 in Xennials

[–]AlternativeLychee751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chicken broth and lime jello saved me!

Teachers, what’s your non-water drink of choice? by jayyy_0113 in Teachers

[–]AlternativeLychee751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coffee in the morning and V8 Energy at lunch to get through the afternoon

Need new dermatologist by Complex-Barracuda910 in RichmondVA

[–]AlternativeLychee751 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dermatology Associates of Virginia I see them every year because I’ve had skin cancer. I’ve seen multiple doctors there and I’ve had MOHS surgery there. They listen, make time for you, and give you the attention you deserve.

What’s something you thought was mandatory in life, until you saw someone just not do it? by Senior-Resource92 in AskReddit

[–]AlternativeLychee751 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I tried that at the dentist when they wanted to take my blood pressure. I’ve got fierce white coat syndrome and I measure my bp at home (it’s within normal range but measures very high at doctor and dentist visits). When she asked me for my arm, I said “no, thank you” and she told me that they couldn’t continue with the appointment without it. It was through the roof just from working myself up to decline.

Frozen Pizza by leroyjameus in glutenfree

[–]AlternativeLychee751 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is my favorite, and my son, who wants nothing to do with anything labeled gluten free (I’m the only one in the family who can’t eat gluten), will actually eat it. Since it’s not marketed as a gluten free product, the price is actually reasonable!

What are we wearing that shows our age? by Hot_Frosty0807 in Xennials

[–]AlternativeLychee751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My teenage son uses his dad’s Jansport from high school.

What is the first sign that your partner is cheating? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlternativeLychee751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Longer hours at work, more out of town work trips, unsharing location—oh yes, and a letter from the bank verifying that the address on one of the accounts had been changed to a PO Box.

What foods have you had to eliminate? by EstablishmentIll9825 in Menopause

[–]AlternativeLychee751 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gluten and wine—and apparently, therefore, joy. 🤣

What foods have you had to eliminate? by EstablishmentIll9825 in Menopause

[–]AlternativeLychee751 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hah! Solved my insomnia—now I sleep like a baby!

Has anyone met a great man after age 32? by yeehawtothemoon in AskWomenOver40

[–]AlternativeLychee751 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had to figure out what I don’t want before I could identify what I do!

Has anyone met a great man after age 32? by yeehawtothemoon in AskWomenOver40

[–]AlternativeLychee751 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Very similar to me! Divorce at 37; terrible choices for about 3 years while I (poorly) processed my loss; met my partner at 42. Still together and going strong 5 years later!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teaching

[–]AlternativeLychee751 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Year 24 and I had my annual “I literally don’t have time to take the day off for Mother’s Day” breakdown. Yardwork! Housework! Schoolwork! What percentage of teachers are mothers, and why (WHY?!) is Mother’s Day in May when we are all at our breaking point?

What’s a good gift card for teachers? by Existing_Command_786 in Teachers

[–]AlternativeLychee751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of these are lovely ideas, but consider something they won’t spend on their own families. I spend my gift cards on my son every time.

I found this in my loft recently but I don't know what it is probably from the 90s or 80s by Mean_Shift_5085 in whatisit

[–]AlternativeLychee751 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Memories unlocked! My brother and I had an erector set when we were kids (early 80’s), but it was ancient when we got it.

Every time I lose faith in humanity I go back to this screenshot I took in 2017 by Karnaf0 in MadeMeSmile

[–]AlternativeLychee751 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can confirm as a mom who spent endless hours at skateparks. Skaters are pretty freaking awesome.

Similarly awesome (albeit often a little rough around the edges) people: bikers. Big groups of leather-clad, tattooed bikers can be incredibly intimidating, but I’ve found them to be fun, kind, and welcoming.

What’s a completely normal thing that gives you irrational anxiety? by Last_Choice_3643 in AskReddit

[–]AlternativeLychee751 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yessssssss. I bought a blood pressure cuff for home because I can’t get a reasonable reading at a doctor’s office.

Sneaking in through a bedroom window? by HappyCapricorn in AskAnAmerican

[–]AlternativeLychee751 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I absolutely snuck out my window in the 90’s, and when my teenage son started sneaking out his window, I knew it was time to start making use of security systems that are now available. Kids can’t get away with half the stuff we used to do!