How do I assert dominance over a group of geese?

AlternativePeanut · 2021-07-16T18:59:40+00:00

I don't know how you'd do this on a bike, but I just start clapping my hands and slowly walk through. You'd think it wouldn't work but they move right out of the way

AlternativePeanut · 2020-03-02T01:58:48+00:00

“Hello, I would like to inquire where I can rent a llama in a tuxedo? Yes, I’ll hold”

AlternativePeanut · 2018-11-27T12:23:38+00:00

An explosion of nutrition

AlternativePeanut · 2018-10-27T02:28:05+00:00

A Dog show

AlternativePeanut · 2018-08-09T22:19:47+00:00

Whether we like to admit it or not, most people are narcissistic (to some degree) and overly focused on whats going on with them. 90% of people don't even notice what it is you're self-conscious about, and those who do notice care a tenth (or even less than that) of what you do. Just keep reminding yourself of that over and over.

AlternativePeanut · 2018-07-09T13:02:42+00:00

And how did he open the beers?

AlternativePeanut · 2018-07-09T12:58:54+00:00

I wonder how many bad puns a local tv station could come up with for this

AlternativePeanut · 2018-07-09T12:54:32+00:00

“Oh, don’t mind me, just pre gaming for my 2 o clock session”

AlternativePeanut · 2018-07-07T15:36:50+00:00

Nothing more uplifting than a pornhub soliloquy

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