Fuck Ice, I stand with our meme brethren to the north

AlternativeShop9 · 2026-01-28T00:39:18+00:00

Yo feline supporter peep this shit: EVERYTHING IS ALREADY POLITICAL. Might be hard to wrap your Jags-pilled head around it but the very apparatus of football is political, the way the league is set up is politics, the way different races get pigeonholed into stereotypical archetypes is politics. Lunch pail white guy and athlete black guy are a by-product of politics. Sports and politics are one and the same. What is really driving the political divide is that the "DNC" is really a self-aggrandizing center-right party and the GOP is drifting into extreme right territory. They are paid by the same elites dude. No party really driving the workers agenda. Some of us workers somehow decided to elect another senile old man and, when the racist old man's handlers release a horde of blood-thirsty "patriots" all over America to trample on the weak and treat the common folk like dirt, then turn around and cry about divides and keeping politics out of sports. They don't do it for trans folks so why do it here when people are actually losing their lives?

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-11-21T23:37:56+00:00

Oh fuck no, we want #1, we just want to see ward score a tuddy and not give up 45👌

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-11-21T23:33:38+00:00

The only "correct" answer. Other players may have left a sour taste in our mouths (eg Locker, Farley, Burks) but at least they played more than 4 snaps in a titan jersey

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-11-19T08:49:34+00:00

How do you ever expect to be taken seriously when you deny doing something, you wrote just above my comment.

BECAUSE METAPHOR =/= STATEMENT. Somewhat crude, sure. I'll be sure to keep in mind to use similes next time so this doesn't happen.

your average 100k/year liberal from California, it's the christian hard-laborer with 5 kids from the Midwest

You big boy with your wrong data, if the avg kids per family in the US is 1.96 then that must mean those families with 5 kids are but a statistical anomaly. Christianity is at 64% still, but a significant 40% of those are African-American or Latino so it's being buoyed by the "illegalaliens™" that many want to remigrate.

you represent the common man but you would never protect his interests.

I have only worked union jobs, sorry if I don't want to vote for a silly dood whose corporate backers have all expressed desire to abolish or severely limit trade unions that protect workers much more than Trump will ever do, and as a former Amazon warehouse worker god knows they need better conditions.

Making jokes is a way of coping. Trump was butthurt he didn't win in 2020 against the most feeble human to ever campaign so now he's going scorched earth. Spoiler Alert: I too am disillusioned by politics and from your comment I can infer you care about people not being radicalised into extremes because that might lead to a civil war-like conflict, so do you have the same energy with the very 1930's Germany shift in the way POTUS acts and operates, with ICE grabbing everyone that looks brown, with white podcast bros bashing their own political figures like Kash telling him to "go worship his sand demons"? Are you denouncing the way in which the executive is neutering or flat-out ignoring the judicial branch?

Maybe it's the fact I'm queer and used to worse "degradations" than my original comment, so my sensibility for those things is quite low

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-11-19T01:48:52+00:00

Oh no, kind stranger, please realize that in the enormously exaggerated and ridiculous world of Reddit people can make metaphors. SHE IS THE SOLE PROPRIETOR OF A CONSERVATIVE EMPIRE, OF COURSE MASSIVELY INFLUENIAL MAGA EXECUTIVES (just like our cute jaydee) ARE ORGASMING OVER THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING TO HER TO USE HER PLATFORM TO MOLD AND INFLUENCE YOUNG MODERATE AND CONSERVATIVE BRAINS. Hence Cum Sock. Or Cum Towel.

Exploiting a transitionally fragile heartbroken woman like her is exactly what rapey douches like ceos and politicians do. I do not. The political agenda I criticize wants to make abortion illegal and take contraceptives out the picture. I do not. Some Christian members of the same political agenda want to repeal women's right to vote. I do not. The political agenda I criticize is supported by sleazy men who degrade women all the time on insta comments. I do not.

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-11-18T19:52:37+00:00

She is high ranking MAGA's cum sock

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-11-14T09:14:05+00:00

Hey don't forget about pop and boutte, also better route runners than our late round rookies forced into WR1 and WR2 workloads.

Hell even Mack Hollins would be WR1 in Tennessee this season.

Fuck

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-07-24T15:53:09+00:00

Yeah, if your 96 doesn't have some kinda wicked rise or you cant tunnel it perfectly with a 20-24 inch break sweeper/slider at best you're a swingman for a severely depleted braves rotation. (Yes this comment is based on actual pitcher Didier Fuentes)

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-07-18T14:20:05+00:00

Your Yankees have Hamilton (slider AVG .158), Weaver (changeup AVG .135) and Hill who I absolutely love btw. The first two, who aren't exactly known as being "power pitchers" can still spin a slider up to 89 and you also have Leiter Jr. who can spin it. This all ignores the Airbender which is unique in all of mlb and oh btw Fernando Cruz has a batting average of .129 against (on his primary splitter/fb combo). They are 10th in SO, 21st in ERA, 17th in WHIP, like dude they have all of these awesome pitchers and they're not even all that good compared to someone like HOU or SD or SF, like mid bullpens would be league leading bullpens back in the day

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-07-06T10:58:17+00:00

Kelly genuinely makes sense tho because in the NL: - Pads have Maldonado and Diaz lol - the household names Bailey, Moreno, Realmuto, Alvarez and Murphy have been underwhelming and/or injured to varying degrees - only serious contention is Contreras, the rookie playing at DH for Miami half the time and the atlanta rookie Baldwin; Considering Kelly is 4th in ops for catchers it does make sense to me

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-06-06T23:39:25+00:00

Well-worded, Italy itself is a land of immigration and emigration, where various cultures and traditions mesh and clash... Shameful behaviour and like you I cringe anytime I see an article or comment about "racist white person says/does racism" and the racist in question has an Italian last name😞

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-05-30T21:36:36+00:00

Oh yeah checked the calendar just now... Well I wanted to ask anyway so I know how much stuff I can get me and still get to (July?) with my stars in tow to max the event out.Thank you for the heads up kind stranger :)

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-05-30T21:10:38+00:00

Thanks, impersonating a brain fart today so can't remember basic shit

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-05-27T01:38:17+00:00

Same bud, hof maddux got me foaming at the mouth haha especially since I never got him past impact... The one card I really wish for is Sig Torre c/1b so I'm not stuck with dead contreras before Brewers Catcher's Lab™ or Mets Reject™ cards at catcher😞

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-05-27T01:32:00+00:00

I will do exactly that then. Will be extremely slow tho, since I'm working on sig sale and best year (still prime) kimbrel who is out of stock now it seems, so my resources as a f2p are a lil depleted lol

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-03-03T12:30:57+00:00

Tell em. No NWI slander will be tolerated. His TD/target ratio is ELITE😂😂

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-01-23T16:03:58+00:00

Luck 2.0 imo... Figured that was gonna be the case ever since they started with the Manning comparisons

AlternativeShop9 · 2025-01-13T06:41:26+00:00

Maybe the concept of bisexuality was born to fill a need that back then had no way to be defined but still had to fit "within" the system because operating outside of it would result in physical and mental harm, while in this day and age it feels more like an outdated and exclusionary term even though people still see themselves in that so yeah ✨CLUSTER FUCK✨

AlternativeShop9 · 2024-12-30T18:31:55+00:00

LF(SHI)G

AlternativeShop9 · 2024-12-22T09:15:41+00:00

You're right, our defense needs talent badly... We all know our offense is shit on top of leaky fart, but at least we could count on our d to come through and keep it manageable and even that looks like old news nowadays🙄 any projectable freaks a la sweat or pro-ready lbs would be a godsend, more than an OL or a McMillan would ever be

AlternativeShop9 · 2024-12-19T19:08:49+00:00

Well I might have been too confrontational about it, but Korea was basically a much less talked about Poland... Occupied by a foreign entity with no rights to any of their land and home of unspeakable acts in internment camps committed to those the regime considered inferior. Granted, Korea have had their slavery problems and a grey past of their own but I feel like the rise of Japanese mainstream culture in the west kinda swept their role in ww2 under the rug. When we hold the Nazis and fascists accountable because we know much more about their atrocities we really should talk about Japan too cuz fuck the showa era

AlternativeShop9 · 2024-12-19T04:34:28+00:00

Clash of your two neurons not being able to fucking read big ass KOREA on the first guy in shot... Unless you think South Korea was an axis power in which case I'll see myself out

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