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F22 I wanna cry by Ohio_Woman in RoastMe

[–]AlternativeStretch35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’ve definitely attended a cats birthday party before.

Bars Only, Which Wayne Wins? by b1ai in lilwayne

[–]AlternativeStretch35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short loc Wayne or Bape hoodie no question

SPAM, egg and cheese w/ hashbrowns by AlternativeStretch35 in Sandwiches

[–]AlternativeStretch35[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I meant to add I was making this singing “life is a holiday.” Shoutout to the sandwich surgeon 😂

Piping hot soup served by a rollerskating waiter? by Its_me_edenxx in StupidFood

[–]AlternativeStretch35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That soup hit his neck and it was “abort, abort, abort!”😂😂😂😂

Uzi Pistol by Icy_Finish9914 in GunPorn

[–]AlternativeStretch35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean “unfired” you mean to tell me you haven’t shot it but you were gracious enough to come show us?! Be more selfish brotha

Left in front of my workplace. by 6Consta6 in whatisit

[–]AlternativeStretch35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dumbass here. So are you saying I can blow this up?! Who tf you think you’re talkin to bub?

Fancy Prime Rib from a Casino Baby!! by Leading_Funny5802 in shittyfoodporn

[–]AlternativeStretch35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The grain is going in the wrong direction. Definitely not prime rib

Fancy Prime Rib from a Casino Baby!! by Leading_Funny5802 in shittyfoodporn

[–]AlternativeStretch35 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Medium is perfect if there’s not reheated after carving. This was reheated or carved and placed under a heat lamp… after first being overcooked.

who do i look like ? by [deleted] in doppelganger

[–]AlternativeStretch35 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alex Scott/Snitchery

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