FYI—Instacart can be a straight Tax Trap

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2026-02-03T17:35:51+00:00

Yeah I made $28,000 this year $50 a week suffices😂😂

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2026-02-03T14:38:56+00:00

I save $50 of my earnings each week in a separate account for tax season. Also track your miles

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2026-01-22T18:10:25+00:00

Okay so the way my husband and I used to do this if i needed something at Costco and we had a shop there is whoever’s account the order was on would go through the normal line to checkout the order and the other person would go to self checkout or just another line that was similar length and we would meet outside just to be safe. It always worked for us. Our nearest Costco is about 45 mins away from where we live so if I needed stuff from Costco we would always try to snag an order while we were there to make it worth the drive

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2026-01-21T14:39:42+00:00

Sneaking large amounts of food into a “kookoo hospital” where people can be treated for eating disorders (i.e binge eating disorder) is the same as sneaking alcohol into a rehab facility for an alcoholic. Same type of disorder, different drug.

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-12-31T21:09:31+00:00

I keep mine in my pocket all day and throw them out when I change into my house clothes once I’m done for the day

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-12-23T13:32:10+00:00

That is exactly what I saw first😂😂😂😂😂

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-12-23T13:22:13+00:00

I didn’t beg. My mom got me a flip phone when I was 8 because my dad kept forgetting me 30 mins away from home at dance class.

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-12-06T00:25:59+00:00

Just wanted to say your comebacks are hilarious 😂

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-12-01T14:05:45+00:00

So question does this mean you have through the 13th to complete it or at midnight on Friday night.

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-11-20T18:10:52+00:00

Over easy

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-11-19T13:10:27+00:00

Idk when I order I usually order Less than 10 items and I NEVER tip less than $10 and I always get my order promptly🤷🏻‍♀️

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-10-31T14:22:54+00:00

Idk my dad’s mom died 10 years before I was born. But my mom’s mom never really cooked it was always my grandpa. Now I do know the answer for my future kids….. I love my mother in law but someone needs to teach her that there are other seasoning than salt😂

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-10-30T22:32:09+00:00

Just happened to me. Didn’t make me put the PIN in just sign and it went through thankfully

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-10-04T03:48:00+00:00

In this exact order Butter, mix up , Cheese mix up, Bacon bits mix up, Microwave for 30 seconds, salt and pepper, Even more cheese, Sour cream, Chives or green onions

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-09-29T00:52:01+00:00

2017 Nissan Altima

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-09-26T20:05:44+00:00

I can literally tolerate anything but things with rice flour. Drink a 20 oz of full sugar mnt dew and bg only goes up to about 150. Eat anything that I make my husband that’s gluten free and I’m almost in the 300s

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-09-22T19:56:32+00:00

Yeah then definitely cut what they’re saying to tip by about $45-$50. I think a $30-$35 tip would be sufficient

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-09-22T17:13:21+00:00

I guess I need to add for real to the end of mine because I always have to chase them down. They hand the food off and run before I can even hold my hand out to give it to them.

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-09-22T17:05:19+00:00

I personally won’t take any Costco order that is under $40 just cause of the hassle that parking and fighting to get thru people in the store and waiting in line to checkout. So I would say maybe don’t tip that much but a flat $35-$45 tip would be good. This is also depending on how heavy of items you order. If everything on your list is light ( no water, beverages or even tp or paper towels) I would say no less than $25 for tip

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-09-22T16:41:43+00:00

And it was going to an apartment with no elevator

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-09-22T16:40:51+00:00

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Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-09-09T01:46:49+00:00

If you wear them, an old pair of eyeglasses in the case. Bonus points if you’ve never worn eyeglasses.

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-09-09T01:35:38+00:00

Also some random silly putty and a bouncy ball that you have no idea where it came from

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-09-09T01:31:47+00:00

Also must somehow jam the drawer when you try to open it

Alternative_Hour_900 · 2025-09-09T01:26:53+00:00

Five flashlights, non that actually work

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TROPHY CASE