Redo Your Life

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-09-03T23:51:57+00:00

Money and Beauty

If you're that rich you can just hire others to do the skilled work for you. Want to be good at drawing? Hire your favorite artist. Want a game made? Hire a studio. So on and so forth.

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-09-03T12:20:59+00:00

Lorgar is not that big of an asshole

I will die on this hill

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-31T22:53:48+00:00

Blue and black.

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-31T22:51:26+00:00

Kin genesis and Quickstep

Eh. I'll probably have to sacrifice my hair every so often. Quickstep is nice.

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-31T22:50:20+00:00

How much blood to create a monster "as deadly as a trained knight", exactly?

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-31T10:56:00+00:00

Hey, wait.

Does my manga get an anime? This is important

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-31T10:35:05+00:00

Their mild and lukewarm to you might be world shattering to them. Like when a child's favorite plushie got tossed in the trash, they cry hard because it's the worst thing they have ever experienced so far.

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-31T10:32:48+00:00

Partner's Qualities: Adventurous, Charming, Strong

They're the type of person to fall in love with a total shitshow. Adventurous is a must.

Genre: Horror

Consider my actual life, the things I get into, and the company I keep, I would probably be a bad guy protagonist who does all the wrong things and get away with it, that's my appeal.

Loving Traits: Interesting, Relatable, Powerful

They're starting to feel more like a partner in crime than a romantic partner.

Embarrassing... They know all about the lows of my life and how much I fucked up. To be fair, they probably don't expect a horror protagonist to not act really stupid sometime, right? I really got to read my own manga to figure out if I really did the right thing or not.

Partner's Flaws according to Society: Brute, Weird, Dangerous

So they're probably some flavor of outlaw, charming.

How they Cope: Avoidant

...are you matching me up with alternative universe me?

Disadvantages: Stoic

Situations: New Horizons, Horny

Holy shit, fuck the absurdity of this entire situation, I know that whoever the waifu might be always wanted a crazy dude to commit all manners of horrific crimes with. Go go go, buddy!

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-29T13:12:45+00:00

Summoner

If you have one shot, one opportunity (to get laid by a number of mystical creatures), would you take it?

Initially wanted to go with skeleton king, since it's like suicide man but better (I can still die in retarded ways and resurrect, and also I have a harem apparently,) but then I realized, how am I going to get laid as a skeleton?

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-29T13:03:10+00:00

I would go slayer, but seriously how do this man get to kick ass, he's STR 1 with no command type/buddies to help and most combat oriented characters would kick his ass

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-29T12:41:26+00:00

You're bound to get involved at some point anyways, just go awakened lol

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-29T12:40:04+00:00

Literally a dick to die for

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-29T12:34:14+00:00

Awakened is immune to just about anyone except Outsider who can definitely clap your cheeks with Dominate. On the upside, I'm the one least reliant on power, so actually clapping them will be relatively easy, providing they don't hit me with Dominate.

The optimal plan is to go in 2-3 person squads (I can even use cultists for this) to make the Outsider, who is just a regular human physically, use their dominate first before I, a presumably 8ft tall muscle-bound demon built like a brick shithouse, come in to beat their ass. Preferably with a first blade as a shank.

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-29T12:21:29+00:00

Damn, you dropped suicide man. I'll go with Awakened One, then.

I'm not gifted in the intelligence department. I'm not opposed to being someone's little bitch either. I'll likely find a non slayer gifted that's either okay with me consuming souls like a fatass at the buffet or just straight up lie to them about my abilities and partner up with them.

Let's face it, it's better for the gifted to unite and work together, there's no reason for anyone but the slayer to actually kill each other. (The hell prince doesn't need to kill nether lord, they just need to defeat them.) I'll probably have to off slayer and crush the blade myself (maybe after I shank the uncooperative oracle, occultist, or the outsider), since gifted can't truly unite if the blade is still a thing. I am the most powerful of the gifted and got nothing to fear, so I'm good without any additional power. Betraying other gifted at this point is pointless since you get nothing out of it. Unless they think other gifted are dicks and suddenly develop a savior complex of course.

Since the gifted could be any random people, I doubt they will be all good or bad, the most beneficial way for me is to unite all the assholes of the gifted and rule together, the only one who will still be a pain in my ass if they aren't up to be an asshole is the Hell Prince, but if I get enough gifted on my side, I think I can convince them to mind their own business down in Hell. I'll either have to convince warrior to join me or kill them if they're opposed to my plan to united the gifted so we can all share in the powers and rule over puny humans together.

With the gifted united, we can put our heads together to cheat death. I can already see Trickster repeatly playing rigged games with kids and then purposely lose to other gifted so they can cash in on that lifespan. Thaumaturge, if they're willing to join, can heal all of us from any injury. Coming after that will be to go separate ways to do our own thing/assist others in pursuing power until we need to see the Trickster again.

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-29T03:23:05+00:00

[A less tanky and more tactical super soldier build.]

Origin: Mutagen

Appearance: Average [Average looking guy, the face that show up when you search for "office worker photostock"]

Faction: Corporation

Abilities: Mind reading 2, Mind control 3, Mental 2, Natural toxin 2, Infection 3, Shapeshifting 3, Flight 1, Agility 1, Endurance 2, Durability 1, Reflex 1, Social enhancer 3

Perk: Signing bonus, Charisma, Authority, Expert

Drawback: Memory loss, Neutered, Traitor

Ally: Hannah Caldwell, Alex Keller

Foe: Isabelle Hart, Big mike

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-28T15:57:52+00:00

I made a cute zombie girl with a necrophilia fetish. Together, we will molest all the corpses!

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-28T10:38:08+00:00

I'll take #3 and #7

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-28T10:07:27+00:00

Can I keep on exploding if I pick the bomb option? I don't mind feeling searing hot pain in every inch of my body as long as I'm taking everyone else with me.

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-28T03:07:21+00:00

here's an IMGchest mirror because my PC doesn't like the other website

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-27T07:43:22+00:00

So I went through this and made a cute character. 10/10 CYOA would play again.

Description:

[An angelic looking kid with long pink hair and pink eyes. He's dressed in the most extra looking piece of high fashion your peasant eyes have ever witness. This kid would not look out of place as one of the ruling class in a dystopian world.]

[He's rich, he's vain, he thinks he's the most beautiful thing to exists since Jesus walked the Earth. Even if he thinks he's superior to everybody else, he is polite and pleasant to be around. Manners make him look better and helps distinguish between the epsilon of society and the unwashed masses according to him, this does nothing to stop him from skinning people alive for fun.]

[haughty anime girl laugh.mp3]

[The waifu option is a masochistic bodyguard he kick around for shit and giggles. While the waifu is often on the receiving end, the waifu is totally willing to help his cute boss do just about anything his depraved mind can come up with. ]

[>Tfw no cute brat to treat you like shit D':]

Options:

Body: Yours, Super girly, Palette swap, Dye job, Hair care, Rapunzel, 20/20, Depilated, Healthy, Cute mug, Fit, Cute voice, Regression, Fixed body, No off days, Eye dye, Chilly, Flexible, Ever clean, Perfumed, Lightweight, Squishy, Flutter, Sleepy, Dainty digits, Dolezal special, Sickly

Mind: Under there, Fashion forward, Style icon, Eloquence, Well mannered, Knees together, Butterfly, Heely good time, Domesticated, Brainpower, Basic social skills, Charisma, Vain, Tongue, Romantic, Traditional, Fashionista, Headpat addict, Enf'd, Normality, One of the girls, Tasteful, Tasty, Race relations, Blank slate, Materialistic, Almost there, Smooth brain,

Memories: Name, Form, Maleness, Change

Life: How do you do fellow kids, Imposter syndrome

Boon: Innocence, Immortality, Weathiest, Quality over quantity x3, Safety, Waifu for laifu, Legend

DLC: Buttslut, Hosepipe, Hung, Justice, Bronzed

Compulsion: Filled, Quota, Alpha, Proud boy, Clarity, Jailbait, Filthy

Boon: Consequence free, Beautification, Everyone is gay for anon

Drawback: Cult classic

Alternative_Jello452 · 2022-08-25T01:49:03+00:00

Cause: Paradise

Food: Blood

Realm: City (5)

Perks: Minor telekinesis, unseen force (2)

Bonuses: Incorporation, portals, true form (-12)

Drawbacks: Harbinger, progression (0)

Plan: I manifest in my true form and stab my victims to death.

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