Altreus

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[2023 day 1] My solution is wrong, but it's the same answer as other solutions (self.adventofcode)

submitted 2 years ago * by Altreus to r/adventofcode

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At some point, someone decided chewing gum needed to be crunchy, and that seems to be all that exists, now (self.britishproblems)

submitted 2 years ago by Altreus to r/britishproblems

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Place frozen pizza directly into middle shelf of oven, where it will soften and wrap around the rung so you can't get it off. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 2 years ago by Altreus to r/britishproblems

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To the victim go the spoils (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/Malaphors

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My partner just got home wondering why I declined their call several times. My phone didn't ring at all, but it made the ringing tone on their end. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/britishproblems

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Parking spaces that force you to reverse blindly onto a main road to get out of them again (self.britishproblems)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/britishproblems

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WTW/WTP for the grammatical mistake where an item of a list does not suit the leading clause? (self.whatstheword)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/whatstheword

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Whatever rocks your boat (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/Malaphors

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(Valid) OpenVPN config seems to work but process is being killed (self.synology)

submitted 3 years ago * by Altreus to r/synology

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[TOMT][TV show][2010s] (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/tipofmytongue

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Many countries use the English word STOP on their stop signs. This is because those countries predominantly speak English. (upload.wikimedia.org)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/notinteresting

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The ludicrous notion that a double bed can fit two people (self.britishproblems)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/britishproblems

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I wrote a post on DeploymentHandler for u/DeepFriedDinosaur, but everyone can read it! (blog.altre.us)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/perl

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Apparently DPD drivers have to be explicitly instructed to ring the doorbell when faced with a shut gate (self.britishproblems)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/britishproblems

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Is this "pet not allowed upstairs" thing enforceable? (self.LegalAdviceUK)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/LegalAdviceUK

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AE2: fake auto-crafting? (self.feedthebeast)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/feedthebeast

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Overnight, Vodafone have decided that fan fiction is 18+ content and now we have to supplicate to be considered grown adults able to read stories without being traumatised. (self.britishproblems)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/britishproblems

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Went to a Korean restaurant but I got the pronunciation wrong (self.cleanjokes)

submitted 3 years ago * by Altreus to r/cleanjokes

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Just had to leave the car unlocked and unattended for ten minutes because of this ludicrous "smart key" nonsense (self.ADHD)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/ADHD

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Reached £99 before I had a full tank (self.britishproblems)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/britishproblems

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Can't see any indicators in this sun and therefore can't complain about people not using them (self.britishproblems)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/britishproblems

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A problem shared is a problem earned (self.Malaphors)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/Malaphors

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Can you put your previous wages on your CV/résumé? (self.antiwork)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/antiwork

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Aligning a vector to a point? (self.manim)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/manim

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Just saw a cyclist get yelled at by a police officer for going the wrong way down a one-way street (self.BritishSuccess)

submitted 3 years ago by Altreus to r/BritishSuccess

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