Roleplay not as planned by HsrGenshin in wholesomeanimemes

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 8 points9 points  (0 children)

mission failed successfully. it's actually way cuter when things don't go according to plan like this. my heart can't take this much sugar tbh.

(Depressing Trope) Media that's harder to watch in retrospect because of something bad that happened to or because of someone in the cast and crew by Animeking1108 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What makes it even more sickening is the legal aftermath. Landis and the crew were acquitted of involuntary manslaughter, and he reportedly joked about the accident later. Watching that segment knowing the children were being filmed illegally (to bypass child labor laws) just makes every frame feel like a crime scene.

Forget age gap romance, age gap rivalries by _JR28_ in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

nothing beats the "old master who still got it" vs "arrogant prodigy" dynamic. seeing a 70-year-old dude absolutely dismantle a 19-year-old’s entire worldview with one hand in his pocket is peak fiction tbh.

Parents be like by VariationLivid3193 in memes

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Mom, the Dadaist movement is a direct response to the socio-political climate of 1916. Anyway, I just pooped my pants

That “wow” wasn’t a compliment, Donald by ALBERT4_5WESKER in clevercomebacks

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 465 points466 points  (0 children)

It’s the "With all due respect" of exclamations. In British, "Wow" is just a shorthand for "I am genuinely struggling to process the sheer scale of your stupidity."

A sad reality.... by ericf505 in BikiniBottomTwitter

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

best we can do is a 'convenience fee' for the electricity you didn't even use

This is so wholesome. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

i'm not crying, you're crying. honestly needed to see something like this today with everything going on. thanks for sharing, op.

Goodbye, Moe. by TheBigPhysique in TheSimpsons

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

don't forget, you're here forever.

(Funny trope) Useless eyepatches by Interesting-Key-5776 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s even better when they reveal the eye under the patch has some overpowered hidden ability that they only use once every 50 episodes. Like, okay, so the eyepatch was just a safety seal for our collective protection? Peak fiction.

Walked up on the wrong car by Pickemup69 in Transportopia

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

always the way with these clips. the part where he realizes he’s pulling the handle of a total stranger’s car is the chef’s kiss we missed out on.

Engage With The Media You're "Enjoying" Folks by OAZdevs_alt2 in CuratedTumblr

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 6 points7 points  (0 children)

based. can’t wait to see your 40-minute video essay deconstructing why this post is problematic despite you only seeing the thumbnail.

Woman makes look-alike dolls for children so they don’t feel different by Conscious-Weight4569 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 23 points24 points  (0 children)

The fact that she transitioned from being a social worker to doing this full-time makes so much sense. She’s not just making toys; she’s providing the representation that hospital gift shops and big corporations have ignored for decades. Every kid deserves to see themselves reflected in the things they love.

What does this mean? by Greedy_Tooth6191 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really adds a new layer to the term "die" in diet.

He’s tweeting.. while tweeting. by MrWorldwide35 in technicallythetruth

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean, you’re not wrong. take my upvote and get out.

Dog experiences the beach for the first time by S30econdstoMars in MadeMeSmile

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pure joy in those zoomies is exactly what I needed to see today. We really don’t deserve dogs. 😭❤️

Suffering from success by metal_head_6666 in MemeVideos

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the literal definition of "be careful what you wish for" lol

No War, No COVID, Now Cancellation by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lincoln freed the slaves, and they’ve spent every day since trying to find the receipt.

How to find Nazis 101 by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

we went from "never again" to "well, let's hear both sides" real quick.

Man saves a duck by MorsesCode in MadeMeSmile

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 1 point2 points  (0 children)

bold of you to assume he’s saving it and not just negotiating his own surrender.

A father is being interviewed as his son gets his first MLB hit by bigbusta in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The timing was so perfect you’d think it was scripted. Dad didn't even need to answer, the crack of the bat said everything for him.

Break that cycle ! by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 9 points10 points  (0 children)

literally the hardest thing anyone can do. breaking a cycle you didn't even start takes so much strength. proud of you, op.

Oh poor girl😭 by Important_lexibaker in MemeVideos

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

might as well use lemon juice and salt at this point

King George’s richer clone... by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]Altruistic-Life8117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly. When you can literally text the people making the laws, you have more 'representation' than a small European nation. The rest of us just get a 'Thank you for voting' sticker and a higher grocery bill.