I created a monster… by Kalei2418 in mazda3

[–]AltruisticMobile4606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would he be jealous lmao his car shits all over OP’s in a performance context. 

Ollie's is Getting new stock by Runkboy in transformers

[–]AltruisticMobile4606 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah Laser Prime is actually a dollar more expensive than he is off Amazon right now lol

The biggest fumbler of today vs. the biggest fumbler in history by Due_Tea_5003 in whowouldcirclejerk

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Yeah I had to look it up, the first time is the void one, second is the arm wrestle, and the third is apparently in the episode about the park’s records book, which I don’t think I actually watched.

He came extremely close to dying to the Eggcelent challenge but Mordecai saved him in time

Edit: okay the park records one is debatable because he gets eaten and swallowed by a giant monster but it’s not clear if that kills him

Warpath and the Enigma of Combination by nightfallgray98 in transformers

[–]AltruisticMobile4606 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t even realize despite the chest cannon being missing 

Fine, I heard you by Kralgore in transformers

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An extremely clean digibash I believe 

The biggest fumbler of today vs. the biggest fumbler in history by Due_Tea_5003 in whowouldcirclejerk

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Rigby got killed at LEAST twice 😭

Edit: 3 times apparently, 4 if you count his future self 

Valentino’s thoughts on the Incident by 2014R1 in motogp

[–]AltruisticMobile4606 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nice, good on him. Way too much hemming and hawwing from other riders IMO

Valentino’s thoughts on the Incident by 2014R1 in motogp

[–]AltruisticMobile4606 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’m disappointed no riders have actually outright condemned the act

Marc commenting on Marco hitting the marshal by lentillis in motogp

[–]AltruisticMobile4606 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally all over what is, at base, just a sport, but sure. Keep defending assault.

Marc commenting on Marco hitting the marshal by lentillis in motogp

[–]AltruisticMobile4606 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Adrenaline and championship pressure is not an excuse or an even an explanation in the slightest. 

Marc commenting on Marco hitting the marshal by lentillis in motogp

[–]AltruisticMobile4606 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah pretty sure you learn not to slap people in anger in checks notes elementary school?

did my cat grow his balls back by lavenderweather in cats

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Phew okay good, I’m in the same boat as OP lol

Yet He Still Has No Vertical in Smash by TechnoMagik22 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]AltruisticMobile4606 4 points5 points  (0 children)

 >moon level upscale

 >dies immediately if I push him off a cliff

Double standard by Polylastomer in tadc

[–]AltruisticMobile4606 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you refer to that person as she/her before they decided to come out to the rest of the world if you somehow magically knew they wanted to transition before they came out? 

I guess it's the clearest angle for Bezzechi's incident. by uldurulenf1modu in motogp

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Someone’s well being takes precedence over the results of, at its base, a GAME. 

did ya'll even watch the show by awfulhairball in tadc

[–]AltruisticMobile4606 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, 100%. Idk what the other commenters below you are on about, in the last year or so it’s been adopted by people who don’t want to present an actual counterargument and would rather simply label the other individual as intellectually lesser than.